5:27

Poor life decisions,

Poor life decisions. 

Maybe this was all

I ever meant to be.

I should have invented

A silent vacuum 

Like mom said to. 

Or something like

The pet rock.

Rip people off

So i never have 

To worry 

Again.

 

5:28

“Who am I?

What am I?”

Asks Neil Breen

Wearing a tad bit

Unconvincing beard.

Why am i 

Watching this?

 

5:30

No one likes this

Life. no one likes

Driving. No one 

Likes traffic. 

No one likes 

Working. Yet,

We all do it.

We all do it. 

Maintaining a 

Thing we 

Do not 

Like. 

But what else

Could we

Do? That is what

We ask. 

Then we keep

Turning the wheel.

Merging into 

Lanes watching out 

for asshole cyclists. 

 

5:31

Maybe i should

Live in a van.

Seems cheaper.

Don’t take

A lot of space. 

But where would

I park it? Can you

Park it everywhere? 

Maybe i should 

Just live at work.

Seems easier.

Just in a pod

Underneath

The desk. 

Why not? 

 

5:32

If neil breen

Wrote poems

Would they be

As good as these?