(AN: I don’t know why people consider My Immortal and Invisible Dragon bad writing. Those two web fictions are the pinnacle of human literature. But not many people write in a similar style. so I will write a xianxia novel with a similar style, please enjoy.)
I used to be a virgin who stayed at home all day and didn’t go outside. I couldn’t talk to girls. I was short and ugly. My grades were bad and I dropped out of college. I spent all my days reading xianxia novels.
BUT GUESS WHAT!
I died and transmigrated into the body of someone in another world. The world had cultivation and people slapped faces and stuff. Anyways you could cultivate and become immortal. That’s why the title is I’m Immortal. Cuz you can cultivate to become immortal. Get it?
Ok anyways I transmigrated into the body of some trash of some garbage low level family in the lowest of the three million realms. I say he was trash but he was super talented and super hot with a six pack and a ten inch cock.
But everyone in the Lys family was jealous of how hot he was and the arrogant young masters were like “THIS PIECE OF TRASH CAN’T CULTIVATE!@!!!!!!111”
So he wasn’t given any cultivation methods and stuff.
But after I transmigrated into his body, I got a system.
(AN: by the way I have a system because systems are great for raising word count.)
The system was like the systems you see in all the other xianxia novels.
[Name: Lys UItima] (the best and most creative name in all existence)
[Cultivation Level: 0th Grade Qi Gathering]
[Slap Face Points: 0]
[System TIP: gain slap face points by slapping faces, slap face points can give you gacha draws and such]
So obviously I had to slap faces.
The first way to slap faces was to slap faces of arrogant young masters.
But where was I going to find some arrogant young masters?
To be continued.
Sorry, but your sentence structure and grammar are too good. You have failed to invisible dragon.
i cant halp it, goggle dokz has automtk splchek
What do you guys think? I tried writing similarly to My Immortal with some Invisible Dragon influences. Please comment your thoughts!
Bruh
It's so shit! It's just getting started and I can already tell it's going to be a masterpiece of abhorrence. I wonder if I should read this just for the amusement of how awful it's gonna turn out...
Sorry, I'm not kind enough to offer sarcasm like the other commenters.
That last "to be continued" seals it as the best novel ever written. Such a nice symbolism about literary, uncertainty of life, and the unpredictability of the future.
Such an amazing novel I'm reading. I'm crying tears of joy!
This is like immortal keyboard right i mean the system
AN: by the way I have a system because systems are great for raising word count.
He doesn't miss
Thanks for the chap!
It's a slapping novel nice!
what the f*ck is "cultivation"
Uhm have you never read wuxia novels or something? Also author sama your doing great for the introduction and keep up the good work
Well the premise is interesting although I have a few problems with it
1. Personally i believe of doing constant 4th wall breaks and having the character talking to the readers isn’t the way to go about this kinda story. Instead 1st person perspective would fit better since this is a cultivation novel.
2. Your protagonist is coming off as a little too perfect and unrealistic in his new body. From his background it seems like the protagonist was a loner who couldn’t function in society he should be suffering from mental/emotional issues like depression and he’s far too naive and unrealistic for someone his age it’s not normal to think he’s the protagonist of a story and just being able to go around beating everyone without consequence. I get that he’s basically chick bait in this new novel but no normal woman could take a cock that big 6-7 inches is already more than enough for a good portion of woman to handle.
I think you might be the only person who sees these problems?
are you reading the same thing as everyone else?
@Anne_FRANXX Just because I'm the only one who pointed these issues out that doesn't mean I am the only one who sees these problems. Frankly the fact that you think I was reading a completely different chapter after reading my comment because you didn't even try to see things from my perspective shows your immaturity. Anyway I blocked you so don't even bother responding.
@Animelovernumber1 does this guy not understand sarcasm?
maybe he missed it. Well, he missed the joke that this whole story is so I guess it is only a given