Chapter 27 – The Dates Part 2

Date With Diana ~

"Diana...I am not so sure about this..." I think to her with trepidation.

My date with Diana had gone just about as normal as one could expect from her...That is to say, it was a cluster fuck.

Literally. It was just a cluster of locations she wanted to fuck at. 

Locations such as The Coliseum in Rome, The Eiffel Tower in Paris, The Taj Mahal in India, the torch of the Statue of Liberty in America, and many, many more.

Think of any ancient or important cultural building that is sacred to a culture of people...and we probably copulated in or on it. 

Weird date, and terribly disrespectful, but that is what Diana wanted to do and I promised to do as my women asked today. 

'Not like these buildings are gonna last long with the monsters coming soon. At least I got to see them before they were destroyed!'

Gotta think positive. That's the key. As long as my yandere wives are smiling and not committing genocide, It was a good day!

How did we get to all these wonderful locations around the world in the span of one day, you ask?

We flew Air Draco!...Dragon: First Class?... Ok, even I can admit that joke was bad...

We flew around in our dragon forms and made great time - Invisible of course. 

Also! Guess what? I was fucking huge in my Dragon form now! 

I mean, I was big before, but, now that I was a God and all that nonsense, I stretched over 100 miles (~160 km) long and 15 miles (~24 km) wide! MILES!!!! 

WTF, Right? 

Needless to say, after one or two mid-air collisions with planes, that were totally not my fault by the way, and after almost summoning a Tsunami to the Japanese coast...I shrunk myself down to be a more reasonable size.

Again, Author? Hello? What the hell were you thinking?

How, in all of the goodly fucks, was Takasone supposed to defeat me!?!

I need a nerf, badly.

I could probably defeat all of the Monsters from all the portals that would come to Earth with a single-breath attack...though It would likely also flash-fry all life on the planet and boil the oceans as well... 

Then again...Original Zeneff was in a constant state of flux due to him trying desperately not to ascend to Godhood...And he suppressed the vast majority of his power because of the same reason...

He was practically destroying himself from the inside out just to avoid a terrible fate that, in the end, he got anyway.

So...Maybe that was the reason why the hero's party could defeat him in the manga?

Did I irrevocably change the power balance of this world by complete accident?

'Nah. Not important. I am on a date now, let's focus on that.'

"Onii-chan, It will be fine!" Diana, in her red dragon form, says back telepathically into my mind.

We were now on an abandoned island somewhere around the Philippines. The island wasn't large, only about 200 miles across, but it served the purpose Diana wanted well.

...Which was to mate in our dragon forms.

I had shrunk myself to the limit of my ability and I was still nearly ten times the size of Diana at about 1 mile (1.6 km) long. She had, in turn, enlarged herself to her maximum, about 500 feet long, just to make this even remotely possible.

I was a silver Eastern snakey-boy dragon and she was a red Western traditional dragon, just in case anyone forgot.

This was actually closer to the size I was previously, but it still felt ridiculously and unnecessarily big. 

Currently, half of my body stretched out into the water beneath the island, and the other half towered over the island. 

"I am pretty sure it won't be fine..." I say again as I look down at my dragon penises. 

***

Moshi Moshi! Zeneff Breaking the 4th wall again-desu!

Yes, you read that right. Penises. Plural.

Ready for some TMI?

No?

Too bad. I have to deal with this reality and, now, so do you. 

Apparently, Eastern dragons take after snakes and other reptiles. 

Ever heard of Hemipenises before?

Well, let me educate you.

In my dragon form, I have two penises that puff out from within me like giant fucking balloons.

Not weird enough? Well, it gets worse. 

They have barbs on each of them. Fucking. Barbs.

Grossed out now? ME FUCKING TOO!

And now, back to your regularly scheduled madness.

***

"Diana...Can't we just do this normally?" I plead again as I look down at her.

She has assumed a mating pose, head down, tail up, and facing away from me in between the valley of two mountains on the island. She has hooked her claws into the mountain and surrounding land to prepare to receive me. 

'I respect them...But I am not really into furry sex...Scaley sex? I don't know, but I am weirded out by this.'

"Can we please just try?" Diana whines and I can hear a pout to her words. 

Sighing to myself in resignation, I move the lower middle half of my body, where my Hemipenises currently protrude, down to right below her tail. 

Diana has regular mammal anatomy - Stupid Western dragons! It is so unfair! - so there isn't anything I have to look for. She has a dripping dragon pussy as a target, so I aim and hope for the best. 

The first second of contact is the most awkward and surreal moment of my life. 

It feels like my penises have fingers that are clawing their way into her and locking themselves into place. 

The next moment...

'H-Holy Fucking Shit Balls!' I scream internally as I am inundated with pleasurable hormones. 

Locked in place and not moving a bit, I still pulsate and ungulate as I release gallons of sperm into her and it is disturbingly amazing. 

I kinda just lose myself for a while.

...

...

...

I am brought back to reality as I hear Diana whimpering and pleading with me.

"N-No more- Ah~! I can't take anymore - Uhn! - Zeneff, I am going to explode~!!!"

I blink several times. 

Diana is beneath me, my entire upper body wrapped up around her like...well, a snake, and I have her throat in my jaws, biting down enough to prevent her from moving, but not enough to harm her. 

Somehow, the day has turned to dusk and I feel a slight pain on my tail that is half a mile deep into the water. 

I unwrap myself from around her and dislodge myself from within her quickly. 

That is when I notice how Diana's belly looks. 

It, quite literally, looks like I turned her into a balloon. 

Her stomach and torso are so bloated and expanded that the second I remove myself a geyser of semen shoots out of her. 

She screams a roar, whether in pleasure or relief I can't tell, and collapses onto the island, bringing down one of the mountain tops with her.

I am still too shocked to move or do anything.

'What the fuck just happened?'

The disbelief at the situation passes in the next second, however, and I quickly magic away all my sperm inside her. 

She immediately starts to deflate, but her mewling and crying continues for some reason. 

I check her for injuries...But she is fine. No damage at all. 

'That...Again, that shouldn't be possible...God damned stupid anime logic...'I think as I grumble internally.

Before I have a chance to check on her again, however, I feel the slight pain from my tail again. 

I raise it quickly out of the water and turn to see...a crab. 

A big fucking crab. 

Like, a crab the size of a battleship clamping onto my tail and pinching it between its set of 4 claws.

It is pitch black in color and has 8 sets of milky light blue eyes.

'Could this day get any weirder?' I wonder as I stare at the monstrous creature. 'The portals didn't open while I was here did it?'

I check in with my other copies, and no. It has not. 

'What the hell is this thing-' I think as I tilt my dragon head at it, but as I ponder what to do, I hear a roar from behind me.

"You! You dare to attack my Onii-chan!?!" A red blur rushes toward the mammoth crab and locks her four sets of claws onto the creature. 

In a flash, all four pincers are ripped out and a loud crack issues throughout the air as Diana crushes the creature's carapace with her jaws. 

She literally tore the thing apart in less than a second...and after such a, seemingly, debilitating mating experience too!

As I puzzle over how she can be catatonic one second and a fighting machine in the next, 5 more of the giant crabs arrive on the shores of the island from the depths of the ocean. 

Diana waists no time and starts jumping from crab to crab ripping and tearing them to pieces. 

I poke at a ripped-off piece of one of the dead crabs' carapaces with a claw and confirm that it is harder than steel...My claw still easily pierces it without much effort, however, so I assume Diana must be able to do the same.

I focus back onto the shoreline-cum-battlefield and see that Diana has dealt with the 5 additional crabs already, but 10 more have risen in that time and move to attack her.

"I'll take half. You focus on the ones on the left-" I offer, preparing to rend my hundreds of feet long claws across the right flank, but I am interrupted by the raging dragon.

"I got this. You sit back and rest, I am sure that took a lot out of you."

"Um...Not really. I was actually more worried about you, to be honest. I feel completely fine and more seem to be coming up, so I should probably help out-"

"Wow! You are amazing, Onii-chan! You mated with me for 8 hours straight and you can keep going? We will have to do round 2 after I finish up."

'Sorry Diana, but after what I went through with Samantha, this is nothing.' I think and can swear I hear chuckling from a distant part of my mind.

"Yeah...I am not sure I want to try that again..." I say in a deadpan.

"Why don't you just transform yourself into a Western dragon this time? It will be much easier that way! Not that I didn't enjoy this one, but I love the feeling of you pounding me more~!"

I freeze. 

'Huh. I guess that was an option. Didn't think of that. Don't Western Dragons have normal penises too? Looks like I didn't have to go through any of that after all...'

As I am thinking, Diana cleans up the rest of the crabs on the beach, but there is no rest to be had as another 20 crabs come up along with a humungous 400-foot crab in toe with 16 arms and 2 heads. 

'What is this, a wave defense game?'

The monstrosity screeches out a battle cry that I find mildly annoying, but that seems to stun Diana. 

"Alright...I am gonna help now-" I try again...but I don't even think Diana hears me at this point.

She laughs and flaps her wings to gain altitude. 

"So, you foolish creatures wish to declare war on Zeneff? That's fine. His world doesn't need your kind. I will destroy your bodies, desecrate your homes, and plunder your resources! The ocean creatures want a war? Then you shall have it."

Diana's neck cocks back as her entire body glows from red to orange to blue to white. A flaming torrent of energy builds at her maw as she gathers more and more power into herself. 

I casually flick some of the crabs that try to flank her and turn them into fish paste as I watch. I have never seen her do this before, so I am not quite sure what she is going to do. 

The big fuck-off crab wades to shore on thousands of thin multi-jointed legs as it lets out another warcry, but Diana seems immune to it this time. 

The grass, trees, and shrubs within 500 feet of Diana suddenly combust into roaring fires and, just as suddenly, disintegrate into nothing a moment later.

I raise a scaely eyebrow at that. She seems to be fairly serious with this attack.

'Maybe I should stop her...? Nah, let's see where this goes. More fun that way!'

I don't have to wait long as, after only 10 seconds of charging up, Diana whips her head forward and blasts a beam of white-hot flames towards the crab creatures below her. 

The beam is over 100 feet in circumference and easily hits all of the crabs, including the big mama crab.

'No, it is not right to assume gender. Big ugly crab. Let's go with that.'

The white energy instantly disintegrates all the smaller crabs approaching the beach and pierces a hole straight through the giant crab boss, bisecting its top and bottom sections while completely evaporating its middle. The top section falls a moment later and joins its torso in nothingness as the bottom collapses to the beach, spewing ungodly amounts of green ichor onto the once pristine golden sand.  

But the beam doesn't end there.

It continues into the ocean, the liquid boiling and dissipating into the air rapidly. Deeper and deeper the beam goes, preventing the water around from filling in the missing amount, until it hits the bedrock below and craters it as the flames seep into the depths. The ground the beam contacts turns to lava instantly, and anything and everything in its path is destroyed to the last atom. 

After a solid minute of blasting her white fire, Diana stops and closes her mouth. 

She harrumphs and flies over to me as the void of ocean water fills in again with a deafening crash. Beneath the surface, I can see countless pillars of lava shoot forth from the ground, inactive volcanos becoming active once more, as visible shock waves are sent out in all directions signaling a massive earthquake building.

'Well...At least we don't have to worry about the water level rising this year. That was easily several millions of gallons of water.'

The orange sunset in the sky disappears as clouds form rapidly and heavy rain starts pouring. Diana lands before me, looking up to me with a toothy smile as if wanting praise for her action.

I flick her forehead lightly as I sigh.

"You went way too far, Diana." I chide as I send out several spells to settle the earth and quell the building tectonic disturbance. 

Diana pouts. Weird to see a dragon pout, but no less cute. 

I chuckle and pat her head gently with a clawed hand easily half the size of her. "But you still did well, and I am proud of you."

She preens at the compliment as I look out over the beach with several random crab parts laying about and the bottom section of the giant crab still gushing out green blood.

"Do you...Do you think they are edible? I am kinda hungry and crab sounds great right about now..."

We spend the rest of the night feasting and mating, and this time I transform into a giant Western dragon to avoid all the weirdness. 

* | * | *

Date With Hime (Azuza)~

As far as dates with my women go, my date with my nine-tailed godly wife was pretty chill. 

She was not kidding about wanting to be pampered, and that is pretty much all I did. 

In the morning after breakfast, we went shopping and had a great time looking at fun and interesting stores around Tokyo. 

Hime bought several new outfits that looked amazing on her, and then we went to novelty stores to try on funny clothes, hats, and glasses while taking pictures together. 

We took a lot of pictures today, and Azuza really seemed to love it!

It was adorable seeing her constantly change her home or lock screen picture on her phone to the newest one that we took together. 

She was just too cute.

'...I wanna fluff her tails again...' I think with a sigh.

After shopping for a couple of hours, we went to a highly reviewed cafe I had found on my phone earlier that had cute couples' meals and shared drinks with heart-shaped double-ended straws. 

We took a bunch of more pictures together there. Like, more than any of the other places combined, but I didn't mind. It was nice to see her so full of joy and smiles. 

It was such a contrast to her professional matriarch mask, and I loved being the one to make that slip away.

We returned home after the cafe and decided to take a swim in the pool in the backyard. 

Seeing that no one was out here or watching us, Hime gave me a conspiratorial smile before stripping completely naked and beckoning me to join her. 

I was up for this challenge and had nothing to hide, so I did as she wanted.

I then ran to her, picked her up in a princess carry before she could react, and kissed her passionately...before unceremoniously throwing her into the pool.

As I laughed from the side of the pool deck and she came up spluttering for air. She growled an "I'll show you!" as her eyes glowed purple and a sudden force shoved me in after her. 

I chuckled again as I came up for air myself, and she pretended to be upset and pouted as I came up to hug her from behind. 

Azuza has a magnificent figure and was extraordinarily well endowed. I am not sure what cup size, but it had to be one that wasn't cheap to buy bras for, that's for sure.

Other than Samantha, who I am pretty sure cheats to make sure she is the biggest, - fluid body and all - Hime has the largest breasts of any of my women. 

I am a true man of culture who enjoys boobs of every shape and size, but even I can admit hers are especially attractive. She has, what some might refer to as, puffy nipples, and, to top it all off, they were inverted. 

This means that I get to enjoy my work as I make her aroused because the more she gets turned on, the quicker they poke out from inside their hiding spots. 

The pool is slightly chilly, but temperature really doesn't affect beings of our power level unless we want it to. 

This is all to say that when I start trailing kisses up the back of her neck and groping her tits firmly in both hands, her adorable nipples peeking out were all my doing. 

She moaned lasciviously and reached her arms up behind my neck to interlock her fingers, basking in the attention I was lavishing her with. 

There was a reason her nickname was Hime. When I met her, she was already the matriarch of her Kitsune clan, so she wasn't an actual princess when I started calling her that.

No, the nickname came from the way she acted in private. From how she loved to receive compliments about her beauty, demanded my attention, and was not afraid to tell me exactly what she wanted. 

Case in point, "No foreplay today, Zen. Put it in me. I need to feel you inside me des~prate~ly~." Azuza says as she turns her head to whisper onto my lips before kissing me deeply. 

Hime was extraordinarily good at turning me on. She could get me hard with just a suggestive wink or smile. So, when she goes and says something like that, how was I expected not to get an insta-boner from the horny MILF?

Once again, I do as the princess asks and pierce her depths right then and there with my throbbing manhood.

We share several intimate embraces in and around the pool, taking time in between to play, sunbathe together, or just talk about anything and everything. 

Being Gods, not even the sun's ultraviolet rays can harm us, so we don't have to worry about sunburns. We each do allow for a bit of a tan, however, and let me tell you: Hime's sunkissed naked body was Godly indeed.

After spending the afternoon in the pool, I surprise Azuza with a full night of relaxation at an Onsen bath and massage resort I reserved for us earlier in the day. 

The look on her face when I told her was priceless. She actually squealed like an excited teenager!

Her thanks for my gift was a mind-boggling blowjob on our drive there and a promise of more fun to come later throughout the night.

One thing I hadn't anticipated about the resort, because it was not exactly advertised, was that it was owned and operated by a tribe of Oni...who just so happened to have a beef with Azuza's Kitsune clan. 

'Typical.'

They told us we were not welcome there, despite the reservation, and I had to scramble to try and find somewhere else we could stay the night as I apologized to Hime for getting her hopes up. 

However, to my happy surprise, that turned out to not be necessary as Hime asked to speak to the tribe chieftain alone and came back 10 minutes later with everything resolved. 

Apparently, it had all been a misunderstanding and they had problems with a different Kitsune tribe, not Azuza's...Or so she told me.

You can never really know with yanderes. 

But, as long as she doesn't kill someone I am close to or harm me or my interests, I don't really care all that much. Most of the world was going to die in the next 5 years and there was little I could do to stop that.

If she went all slashy-slash on the tribe chieftain, then that was just his bad luck. 

'Yup. Toooootally not my problem.'

After we cleared up the confusion, we were admitted and even given an upgrade to the presidential suite of the resort as an apology! How's that for professional service!

Hime and I went for a 2-hour couples massage and medicine bath soak, then went to our room to have some fun. After that, we went to the private open-air Onsen bath that came with the room...and had some more fun...followed by a relaxing, mellow evening in our suite...

Ok, I lied, we literally fucked all night long, but that itself was relaxing in a way!

Most importantly, I got to fluff her tails again and test her willpower. She lasted a whole 10 minutes this time before mauling me, and I was very proud of her. 

I also think I discovered a new kink of mine...Women desperately begging me to impregnate them was such a turn-on! I still shot blanks, of course, I wasn't ready for kids yet, but the play was fun!

Anyway, after a wonderful evening, we decided to extend our stay into the next day and separated only briefly. Her, to get another massage, and me to enjoy the beautiful scenery and smoke an expensive cigar while drinking some Sake. 

'This is the life~!'

It was truly one of the best days ever, and I can only hope that we have more dates like this in the future. 

* | * | *

"Madam Kitinara, we have done everything you have asked. May we...may we have our souls returned to us now?" The old wizened chief of the Oni tribe asked in desperation. 

A cruel, sultry laugh was his only reply for several long seconds. 

Azuza, laying on a massage table with 4 women working her muscles loose, - Like hell would she ever allow another man to touch her- tilted her head to the side and looked at her once enemy with a bored expression. 

"No~." She purrs finally in answer. "Get used to it. Zeneff and I own your entire tribe now and the only escape is in death. You have doomed your race to servitude because of your brash incompetence and horrid actions. You should have thought of all this before foolishly deciding to insult him." Here her voice becomes frosty. "From now on, none of you will be able to make that mistake ever again. Besides..."

She trails off, moving her head back onto the massage table's headrest facing downwards. "Our new palace will need housekeepers. You lot will do nicely."

The red-skinned Oni women massaging Azuza silently cry tears of indignation and hopelessness as they do their best work. They literally had no choice but to give the best massage of their lives, as Azuza is controlling their souls, and thereby their entire being, like a puppeteer. She decides what they can and can't do, and an order from her is absolute.

In the corner of the room is a group of 6 armed and armored blue-skinned Oni men standing watching all of this transpire. They would love nothing more than to cut Azuza into pieces...But, alas, their bodies are not their own any longer.

Those with mana sight who looked within any of these Oni would be able to see golden purple threads wrapped tightly around their souls. Their willpower was the only thing keeping them with a sense of self and sane...but that would soon pass, Azuza knew.

Then they would be true puppets without any thoughts or emotions...Something Azuza very much disliked doing to people.  

"But~, I am not an evil person-" Azuza says as she brushes off the 4 women and stands before them all naked. She does not fear them, nor does she mind their gazes on her body. They are powerless to do anything even if they wanted to, and who cares if a doll sees them naked?

"So I will offer you a choice." She explains, stretching like a cat and turning towards the six Oni men. "You are the chief's son, yes?" 

The central man nods, even though he fights it. 

"Perfect. Then here is the deal: Kill your father slowly and painfully, and I will forgive you and allow your people some basic freedoms. Refuse, and you will doom your entire tribe to live the rest of their lives as nothing more than mannequins." The smile on her face has a twinge of madness to it as she waits to hear his response. She gives him most of his bodily functions back so that he can make his decision.

The Oni man looks at her for several seconds, wanting to scowl, scream, or lunge at her, but is completely unable to do so. She was not stupid enough to allow him the freedom to harm or insult her. He can only move his body...and only in one direction and for one purpose. Azuza's mastery over this ability is such that none but the Gods could break her control.

The chief's son turns to look at his father, tears falling from his eyes.

He is allowed to speak, just not to Azuza. He only says one thing, however...

"I'm sorry, father..."

The old man was able to speak freely as he was the voice of his tribe and knew the workings of the resort, but he was not allowed to move unless Azuza allowed him to do so.

He uses the thoughtful gift she gave him to beg his son not to do this. To beg for his life. The pathetic excuse of a man would rather let his people suffer than accept his fate!

...But that choice is no longer his to make. 

Azuza hated this man. He had killed countless Kitsune and used their body parts in magical experiments for The Night Council. She would have killed him and his entire tribe herself, but she was hiding her Godhood until recently to save her people from even more powerful beings seeking her out. Now that Zeneff had freed her from her fears and organized a harem of women powerful enough to destroy the world many times over, she could finally let loose a bit. 

Now, she will have her revenge, reeducate the foolish Oni tribe as they serve her family, and rid the world of the shitstain that dared to insult and refuse her Godly husband.

It was truly a win-win situation for everyone involved!

To think that anyone would even try to refuse Zeneff's benevolence was simply unimaginable! 

He was the light in this dark, cruel world!

He saved her from over 200 years of a torturous existence.

He was a man who had taken the evil within the old Zeneff, conquered it, and became what the original should have been!

He was her everything.

No one would disrespect him. 

No. One.

'Or if they do...hehehe...Well, we can always use more servants.'

What she was doing was truly a gift for those who had sinned against her great husband. To work off their misdeeds with a lifetime of servitude was the only course of action one could reasonably take!

Surely, anyone would agree with this sound logic.

It was only right and fair, after all!

See, she wasn't a Yandere! To say that she was would be pure silliness. 

She was the redeemer of all the garbage in the world!

It was noble that she could rise above the impulse of simply killing these unworthy, useless, uneducated, Hateful, God-Forsaken, Maggot Fucking, INBRED, HERETICS and teach them a better way of life! 

But that made sense, Azuza was Zeneff's Godly wife, after all. She had to live up to his example!

The room was soon filled with nothing but an old man's screams of agony as he was systematically butchered by his own son.

Well, that, and Azuza's mad laughter.