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Hell’s Report: the irregulars of the damned by TheLovelyFire
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Sorry Demora, the operating system for my computer failed so this report is a little late and it would probably take you decades to even read with all that mess in your office.

Incidents:

  • Kevin had sex with that nymphomaniac again. (Can believe he did it for the 100th time. I suggest we permelock his gender as a girl) Demora: change to two time and I agree
  • 122 souls are unaccountable and probably lost. (I Blame Richardson in distribution since he lost them transport) NTS (Not to show)
  • Edison on Irregular Hall became insane. (They dropping like flies over there. I suggest we either give them vacation time or do a two worker party system)  Head won't allow
  • Aze reported that the security of souls are too lax and need a update. (Said matter don't just becomes in space anymore) NTS
  • Found the mole hideout in the upper layers, but don't have any leads. (But did found out information was being transmitted to a few other worlds, including Earth, Ethos, Altera) Fuck! Edit out the rest keep the first part. Monitor Earth, Ethos, and Altera information feeds
  • Atlerna escaped Hell with few souls.(On side notes they became heroes in world went to) NTS!
  • Our inside man in Heaven and Recarnate center wants more Soul dust or they go to Eternal Judge. ( We have no choice but to accept unless we put our shit together or stay below the raddar) NTS Why can't my Job be easy!?

FYI Shithead AKA Jeff: I read them all within a week, so don't go and try to hide it under paper because I will see it!!! Next time you do, I will shove it up your hIgher being ass so far up you pass out from the confusion of having pleasure and pain!! And BTW if your company computer OS crashes, I would see have seen it in IT Support report ,Shithead! 

P.S. The pile you put this in is the wrongs one, please put it in the one to the right of my desk Next time. Also incident report must have all incidents, even your screw-ups or there will be a decline in your time for pleasure.

Signed your pissed off boss (who you can't afford to mess with right now),

Demora

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