Ch5.5 - Toilet Special
Here I am, staring directly at the toilet bowl. How should I do this? Can I not stand? Must I sit? But girls do not have the mighty elephant so how am I suppose to aim. I keep debating with myself about how girls do it.
It had been five minutes since I am staring at the toilet bowl. The urge to pee is getting stronger and I can't hold it anymore! Without further hesitation, I pulled off my shorts and slammed my glutenus maximus (aka butt) onto the rim of the toilet bowl.
"Haaa~"
I finally released my urge to pee. It was a glorious feeling, the feeling that I lost something important as a man...
So... What do I do now?
Author's note:
Just a short extra service chapter XD
I wish guys would drop this mentality of 'if you're a man you can only piss standing up'. You f*ckers that can't even aim into the god damn toilet, sit the f*ck down and push your d*ck down. As a guy and a janitor, emptying used tampon containers is so much better than walking into the Men's room and getting blasted with that stale urine smell every damn day.
damn... honestly... i AGREE with you! there are just some people tat cant aim for ****!
(im a considerate person tat wipe when i missed)
Thank you mister janitor!!
@iyon97 I have never missed.
@Chrono_Historia You did, though. Every standpisser does. It lies in the nature of a long beam of liquid shooting through the air into a container. There is *always* spray at the sides and there is *always* mist rising up from the bowl and settling down around it. You don't see it without a magnifying glass and without a contrast agent. But it's there and it's smelly. Hitting the mainbeam outside the bowl or losing a few last droplets on the toilet rim are only additions to that. And so, it is almost always easy to tell by smell alone if a penis-haver in a household is pissing while standing or sitting (except from when the bathroom was cleaned really strictly after the last little business).
Short really Short
well, its XTRA hahahaha~
nex chap shud b out soon :))