The balance of power must be maintained! The entertainment of the game will be compromised if one party will reach a superior position over the others. We cannot allow that! To keep a war entertaining and going, it is of the utmost importance to maintain the balance of powers. So How Can We Keep Our Game Undiscontinued? Through creation of limited and ongoing wars no power can grew to dominate the others. Our believers and institutions help us to ensure stability and constant entertainment. If the need to remove game pieces occurs - do not hesitate to take them off because they disrupt distasteful.

Gaiuju´s Interpretation of the Walden University dogmas

In a pantheon already mentioned, not so different from others, a heated exchange has broken out among gods with different tasks.

<Neposte, you fucking idiot. What are you doing? When we allowed you to set up the pieces for this round we had clear agreement. Explain yourself, moron!>

<I have no idea what you mean, Coriandahr. What do I have to do with your dungeons?>

<You know exactly what's going on! The dungeon I had so carefully placed with the dwarves to drive them to despair in a few hundred years is now suddenly no longer in the dwarven realm! Now I have to wait almost a millennium until I can plant the next seed. What did you do? >

<I don't understand ...>

<Where is the asshole? Neposte! Where are you so I can fix your head? Why is my influence fading? That's not what we talked about! Degenerate jerk!>

<Ahh - Tentamus ... why should I have anything to do with your pirates? Yes, Nagronde is by the sea but I influence my faithful there so that the warships don't get out of hand.>

<Despite this, my influence is waning! What did you do? We should never have made you the game master. Braindead imbecile. I'll sic my kaijus on your oh-so-great wackos.>

<It's true Neposte, ever since we put the game pieces on the board something has been wrong. You leave me no choice but to let Gaiuju know. Unlike you, she knows how to maintain the balance.>

<Amarutu, that's not necessary. I have everything under control. You have nothing to worry about.>

<Hah, that's what we get for allowing someone who calls himself the One True God to organize something for once!>

<Coriandahr...>

<Shut up!>

<Does anyone know what Loptr is looking for here with the raven on his shoulder? Is he laughing at us?>

<No, Amarutu. No idea. What did Gaiuju say, does she have any idea how to save our amusement yet?>

<Tentamus, you know exactly what Gaiuju always does when the balance of power needs to be restored. She sends her elves to take the pieces off the board. We have been playing this game for so long and you still haven't learned anything?>

<And to you, Neposte, for your incompetence you will have to give up Mitoran in the next round. That's what the rules say! You are the one responsible for this failed summoning and you have to take accountability because of your decision about the villainess.>

Sometime later, the alone One-True-God of Nepotism in the throes of beginning despair and rage.

<Yes, yes - fuck off. I have already taken countermeasures against her, you know! It is not my failure this ugly gaijin does what she does. She was supposed to be some whiny teacher, not a whoring yuri. I do what I can, you assholes. Just wait and see, I'll get you braggarts yet. Let's see who laughs last.>

... after several unsuccessful tries to fix a recaltrant system ...

<Darn it. Why can't I change the stupid profile anymore? And of course I can't ask anyone about how to fix it, no one is supposed to find out that I messed with it. Nothing works! Not even the reset! What is going on? If I would have known before, how assholish this job will be, I would have played as usual. But no - I had to run it myself! WHY ME?>