Selling Sex-Toys over the internet can be a challenge in itself.

Unknown Origin

Nymus

Credit for the idea and words of this VSS goes to @OrionPrime.

I found a lot of interesting things considering I'm pretty much in a giant sex shop.

After a while looking around, I decided to set this room as home for the time being. After all, I can not just sleep on the floor. Even if there is nobody around watching me, especially with all the eyes from the toy shop. At least it makes my job of exploring this place much easier with a place to eat and sleep, even if it's not much like food. And now I just need to wait for my customers.

*Bing*

Finally someone again noticed my request! Hopefully they'll order something this time, I really need some real food. The MREs are slowly spoiling my stomach. Ok, so who is it? Ah, her. What was her name again? Laura, I think. It's been some time now. I had already given up hope on hear something from her. Let's see what she wants.

Huuuuuh? OKAY, that girl is seriously requesting a good time. She seems very hardcore into women. I have everything on the list, maybe I should warn her about the Futa-Dick? The manual says it can be quite overwhelming, maybe a communicator for some assistance. Anyway let's see the rest,

"WHAT THE HELL? Send me some nukes? Is she kidding me?"

Ok, ok let's not panic………….. BUT WHERE THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO GET NUKES???

After that meltdown I start to looking for a solution and by looking I mean I'm running around aimlessly.

I don't have nukes! There are no nukes here! But ... maybe - a toy?

Rushing to the toy store I found several days earlier I accidentally stepped on a doll.

"Momma!" chimes the cute little doll.

Wait. Pondering, I hold the doll in my hands. Maybe?

"Yes, this could work! Where is that machine?"

*50 Nukes later*

"Nukey! Nukey! BooM!" That sounds quite nice. Hope she likes it, and now to pack it.

"I didn't think of this all the way through… although it does feel oddly comfortable."

*On clean up time skip later.*

Knee deep in sex toys is an odd experience with them vibrating, 'Ok that's the last of them.'

"… and now I only have to wait for my food!"

Some hours later.

"Why did she send me this much gold? What for? I don't need gold, I need food! And I can't even move it! Well at least I have some food, wait where's the FOOD!"

"LAURA!!!"

What is this huge pile? Is that my food? Wait. No way …