[Admin: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?!!!]

"Mmn?"

The capitalized text that suddenly appeared in bold startled Ming Yu and his finger was pricked by the needle as he was sewing clothes.

Ming Yu couldn't imagine how busy the Admin was that after Admin made sure that everything was good, it left again and only after finishing his business there did he came back like a father who stormed back home after hearing the news of his daughter who became pregnant overnight!

Ming Yu put down the clothes he was sewing onto the side and summoned the keyboard to type. With the admin, it was sure to be long conversation.

[Ming Yu: Another two months already passed since then. Why are you so surprised?]

[Admin: WHY ARE YOU SO COOL-HEADED ABOUT THIS?!!! You're pregnant! A MAN LIKE YOU IS PREGNANT WHAT THE HECK!? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!]

[Ming Yu: That's why I said another two months already passed.] Mmn. Ming Yu was truly shocked close to a heart attack and panicked as if the ground beneath his feet crumbled when he heard the news from Yue.

But after thinking for a while, Immortals, Deities, Holy Beasts, Immortal Body, reincarnation. . . men getting pregnant. . .

It's a fantasy story so it's possible.

[Admin: THIS IS TOTALLY THE MADAM'S FAULT! IT'S THAT ROTTEN WOMAN'S FAULT!!!]

[Ming Yu: "..."] The source was easily revealed.

(a/n: Rotten women/men  = Fujoshi/ Fundashi in chinese)

Ming Yu became extremely nervous after receiving this news and looking back, Yutian knew this and did tell him about this fact but was unable to discuss further under the presence of the shadow guard.

He tried to imagine it. . . yet he still couldn't picture himself as a parent. He was an orphan, so Ming Yu doesn't know what a good family is like.

Yue and Xin we're already children who experienced life and not innocent babies blank as a sheet of paper needed to be taught their A to Z's. A baby was delicate and fragile, not one he could tightly cuddle with or lean on.

Being a parent is really scary. . .

The twins were doing all of the chores , banning him from working and Ming Yu because of their overly cautious attitude, he could only sew clothes now as a past time to think through  lot of things.

[Admin: I am sure that rotten woman secretly added this function hoping to see a couple of bent pairs on my reports without thinking the author would be affected by this setting as well!]

[Admin: What the hell is this. . . why aren't they making this easier for me? For f*cks sake!!! ٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶] He's pissed.

The cries of Admin's poor soul could be felt by Ming Yu and he also felt bad about his predicament.

[Ming Yu: Admin. You worked well, thank you for always taking care of me. I'm really thankful from the bottom of my heart.] Hope this will cheer him up.

[Admin: why the sudden compliment? stop it. You're making me feel embarrassed. What's wrong with you. weird.] 

"..." okay, his concern was unneeded. He's fine.

[Ming Yu: Isn't there someone who could manager the Higher Ups. . .] This really was a huge problem. If they continue on their shenanigans, even he might suffer far worse from their recklessness.

[Admin: There is. But Mega Boss is often away due to big-time projects and barely had the time to manage these lower dogs. I'll make sure to recommend tying them down with a leash so they won't cause trouble in the next book.]

[Admin: Actually. . . I consider it too late but as long as they don't touch anything further then it's fine.]

[Ming Yu: That's good to hear.]He didn't hear him. He didn't hear him say that it was too late.

Since Li Hui Jian's people had left, his life was back to the peaceful leisurely days. A few changes were how the Yu family was coming to visit everyday now and how he started learning a few things about parenting and childbirth from Mother Yu.

Honestly for the side characters, Ming Yu didn't put detail to them so he could accept the fact that the backstory and plot holes were automatically filled, inclined to the character's personality.

Mother Yu was actually raised by an old couple when she was mistook as a human child when young. The couple weren't cultivators and lived short lives in a tiny remote village so problems never arose and the village people hid her willingly, afraid that some sick rich b*stards would take her away as entertainment or for something awful.

It was only when she fell in love with Father Yu that she moved to live together within the forest, slowly  getting used to the forest life and living as a proper saint beast.

Whichever higher up thought of this backstory, I'll welcome him to become my co-author. . .

"Your sewing skills are really good! Xiao Yu, you're really good with your hands!" Mother Yu walked in.

"I worked before. . ." A zither maker needed a pair of good hands and fingers.

Not only in Zither crafts, Casino dealer, Bartender, Piano performer on the bar, Candy maker on street stalls and a Carpenter. Which of this odd jobs didn't need a good dexterity with his hands?

A slight bump was already on his stomach and his overall weight also felt sightly heavier. Ming Yu was happy as he felt the small life healthily growing inside his stomach.

It was a new feeling but it wasn't bad.

He lightly rub his stomach feeling the roundness of the bump with his hand.

"Your husband. When is he really coming? Does he even have plans coming back in here?" This was Mother Yu's greatest concern.

All of a sudden her only friend became pregnant with a man she never met and after talking through the details, she finds out that it was all because her friend was taken advantage of in his sleep.

As a friend and mother, isn't this maddening to you?

Mother Yu was already dissatisfied with this new husband. Her Father Yu was two times, no a HUNDRED times better than this crysanthemum thief! A THOUSAND!

Ming Yu did share to her the truth that he and Yutian already spent two fulfilling lifetimes together to not cause a misunderstanding and that when he was took advantage of, he really didn't mind. They would end up doing it anyway and it was him who was swept away by his touch.

[Admin: I don't even wanna know the details.]

Two lifetimes  together and  having each other for more than a hundred years , his shame and sense of embarrassment were nowhere to be found haha.

No matter Li Jun, Tingxiao or Yutian, they were all tough experienced soldiers in bed.

[Admin: How did you survive till this day?]

"Compatibility. . .?" He also wondered how.

Mother Yu couldn't continue the conversation anymore as the oldest son, Yu Hong, was leading his short legs to their direction.

"Mommy! Uncle Ming!"

"What is it Hong er?" This child was smiling up to his ear and couldn't stand still, flailing his arms here and there.

"Can I stay with brother Xin and Uncle Ming tonight? please! please!" The naughty eldest son was maximizing his cuteness by widening his round eyes letting those golden irises melt their hearts, even trying so hard to forcefully shed a tear making his face flush.

"I-I-I heard. . . that!" Yu Huang strutted shyly and pulled his older brother's sleeve.

"Unfair! Hong! We're staying here too!" Yu Yi chimed in.

"Mommy can we stay? please? Uncle Ming can we? can we? I really want to sleep beside brother Xin?"

"B-brother Yue!"

"Uncle Ming!"

"Children slow down!" They were talking too fast and their enthusiasm was putting Mother Yu in a bind. She was worried that they would cause trouble since Ming Yu was pregnant so she didn't feel at ease letting them share the bedroom together.

"Hong'er, Yiyi, Huang'er, didn't I explain to you that Uncle Ming is expecting a baby? So Uncle Ming needs to be really careful or the baby might get hurt! That's why mommy thinks it isn't good to stay at Uncle Ming's place for now." she explained.

"But we promise we will be really good! Please Mom! Just for one night!"

"But. . ." They weren't giving up.

"It's okay. . . the middle where we usually greet guest should be wide enough. . . if you don't mind." They were more than welcomed to stay.

"But would Xin and Yue be okay with this, i don't want to be a bother."

"Mmn. It's just a night."

"So does that mean we can stay?!" The three exclaimed in delight!

"Mmn. But I can't sleep together with you because of the baby."

"YAY!!!" The children weren't listening anymore and ran off to tell the good news to his sons.

"Really, I can't tell if you spoiling them is a good thing or a bad thing." Mother Yu felt helpless.

The Ming and Yu family were gathering tonight and the house was now livelier. He felt really happy today and decided to sneak into the kitchen and cook a lot treating the gathering as a cause of celebration. Moments like this really made Ming Yu appreciate the Admin more. In the real life, he was at most alone and didn't even have a close friend to spend his time with.

If it wasn't for Admin. . . he never knew he could live such a happy life.

[Admin: You know I'm still here and can read your thoughts, don't you?]

"Mmn, I know." Actually he was feeling a bit shy to say it.

[Admin: I really didn't do anything, rather all that you experienced here is all thanks to you yourself. I don't want to get credit of something I did not do,]

[Admin: Author. . .]

[Admin: Ming Yu, you did well.]

"I see. . ." Ming Yu felt warm at heart after hearing the Admin's words.

"Admin. . . you're a really are  good friend."

[Admin: Ugh. . . let's stop. Just cook and shut up, you're making me feel too special. Im narcistic enough don't make it worse.]

"haha. . ." He chuckled finding the Admin's words funny. He really couldn't stand being complimented at and Ming Yu really enjoyed it when Admin felt flustered.

Ming Yu was together with Mother Yu in the kitchen as he was acting stubborn so surely when his sons came back, he recieved a long scolding from them.

The afternoon was a bit chilly yet everyone was having fun and full of spirit even when night came. It was only when the children were close to falling asleep from exhaustion did they call it a night. Luckily, the extra sheets were enough to make a big sleeping space to accommodate the Yu family adding Xin and Yue.

"Goodnight uncle Ming! Goodnight baby!" the three huddled around him, lightly hugging him before entering the house.

"You're not sleeping yet?" Mother Yu asked.

"Mmn. . . i'll watch the moon for a bit more. . ."

"Okay, but don't stay out in the cold for long. it's bad for the baby."

"Mmn."

Ming Yu hugged the blanket around his body closer feeling the slight chill of the wind. He was thinking how rowdy the day was spent. The children chasing each other around, how little Yu Hong tried to sneakily steal some food or Yiyi bullying her younger brother. Each scenes made him smile.

It was a full moon and the moonlight shone brightly leaving a huge shadow of his silhouette on the ground. 

" I hope he's okay. . ." 

[Admin: Yutian?]

"Mmn." 

[Admin: Don't worry about him, he'll be fine. When was he ever at a disadvantage? Tch, that kind off pisses me off.]

"But he's not the protagonist. . ." This made him worry the most. 

Without the protagonist's halo, he couldn't feel at ease. What if something goes wrong. . . he couldn't even freely act as himself, what if his life is in danger?

The grip on his blanket was now tighter expresing his anxiousness. He coudnt stay calm.

And peace didn't want to be on his side.

Ming Yu detected multiple presences rapidly getting closer so he dashed inside the house.

"Xiao Yu!" It wasn't only him but the Yu parents and his sons were now awake.

"I'll go. You stay." Father Yu spoke up and left heading to the intruder's direction to intercept them.

"Xin, Yue, go." Ming Yu ushered them.

"Mother Yu, take care of Dad." The two flew off to assist.

"Who could they be? for them to enter the forest they must have at least considerable strength enough to kill a Saint Beast."

"I don't know. . ." he had a bad feeling about this.

"I'll go check." He must see what's up.

"Are you crazy!!! Xiao Yu don't you dare!"

"For someone at my level. . . i'm stronger." He wasn't stupid and after learning his lesson that being too idle wasn't good, Ming Yu learned a thing or two in using his skills.

His heart felt uncomfortable.

"It might be him. . . I need to know." He was determined. He won't even let Mother Yu get in his way.

Ming Yu was subconciously pressuring her down and Mother Yu was unable to hold him off much longer, flying out like a bullet chasing after them. Father Yu did a great job kiting the intruders away from the house and was able to lure them opposite from it's direction.

As Ming Yu followed their tracks, signs of a harsh battle were on plain sight. Ground caved and trees burnt, someone's blood was leaving a bloody trail pin-pointing their direction which pushed him to go faster.

"XIN! YUE! MOVE AWAY!!!" Father Yu's fearful shout reached Ming Yu's ears and with all the the might of his legs he crossed over miles, instinctively wavedhis hand to block the oncoming attack. 

"Tch! Another f*cking dog blocking our way!" The strongest of the them impatiently cussed.

"Xiao Yu! What are you doing here!" 

"Dad!"

"Father!"

Ming Yu couldn't explain a his eyes were locked on the heavy wound on Xin's back. Yue was slightly better yet he was exhausted to a point that he couldn't even hide his trembling from the pain of his leg. He miscalculated! he shouldn't have sent them. These people were an entire realm stronger than Yue!

"Xiao Yu, take them away! I'll hold them off now go!" He was sure to not come back alive. There were three enemies in front of him who are of the same cultivation level and one stronger. Four against one, surviving is just his wishful thinking. As longs as his wife and children could escape!

"XIAO YU! GO!" Seals were swiftly formed with his fingers creating a barrier that could spare Ming Yu some time to escape. The four weren't idle and even had an amused, smug look pasted on their face.

"Now that I could get a closer look. . . you. . . are a Pixiu beast aren't you?"

(a/n: Pixiu- a strong, winged lion. An influential and auspicious creature for wealth. Popular Feng Shui Lions)

Father Yu felt ominous at the words directed to him. Tch! He'd rather die than be caught by these bastards!

"Although not up to par, a wealth bringing beast isn't a bad catch of profit." his disdainful snicker grew wider and a shimmering black gold weapon appeared before his hand showing off his strength as a Great Saint 2-dan.

This is bad! they couldn't hold on much longer. They need to run away!

"XIAO YU!  WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FO-" The weapon that was capable of piercing through the barrier already flew out of the enemy's hand and the idle three surrounded them, attempting to catch them soon as the barrier shattered into pieces.

The blade pierced and cracks ran till the barrier broke down. The speed of the blade didn't falter and was heading straight to Ming Yu's direction who hid his sons behind him to protect them.

F*CK I CAN'T REACH IT IN TIME!!!

"XIAO-!!!" TOO LATE!!!

"AAAAAAAHHGHHHKKKK!!!" Three pig like screams deafened their ears and blood rained down from the floating cultivators in black. A black sword radiating in purple mist was floating around their still floating bodies before they all fell down lifeless on the ground.

"Y-you. W-what are you!" Suddenly witnessing his comrades killed at once stunned him and his eyes popped out their sockets as he stared at the lady before him.

Ming Yu felt that his clothes were too tight so he switched them out to wear women's clothes to make himself comfortable. He was wearing red robes, dark like blood and his black hair was sticking onto his face. His aloof face now had a hint of intimidation and his piercing dark eyes were like orbs that could probe into the depths of one's soul.

"W-w-who are you?" The lone survivor inauired.

"..."

With a swift throw another Ancient Sage artifact flew out of his hand yet with a finger, it was immobilized mid air and with a simple grip it broke in a half turning into spec of dusts.

F*ck!F*ck!F*ck!F*ck!F*ck!F*CK!!! I thought I couldn't feel anything from this woman and now i'm f*cking dead!!! SH*T!!! Can I run? Can I even escape?!!!

His brain sped like a train in panic, rummaging through his inner pockets till he felt that familiar cloth which was the only way to save himself out of this predicament .

WITH THIS I COULD-. . . Eh?

The coolness of the white sword was invading his veins and his nerves froze. His eyes rolled down to see a sword piercing through his throat and even saw how it was pulled out leaving a bloody hole.

He couldn't speak but his mouth was gesturing him words.

The man could only look at Ming Yu once before his eyes rolled back and fell to his death in the same fashion.

"Dad. . ." Yue was awestruck. He never saw his Dad use his powers and to see him quickly finishing off the people that they couldn't take down with the three of them did he only witnessed in detail the disparity between them.

Father Yu was blankly staring at Ming Yu's back for he couldn't comprehend what just happened.

"Take them away. . " It wasn't over. Ming Yu felt another pair of people north of where he was now. Father Yu wanted to ask some more but after realizing how bad Xin's injury was, this needed to be fixed up first.

Ming Yu left a huge impression to their hearts before flying off to chase the rest. With such power, Father Yu felt dumb and did not worry about the outcome of this battle.

The last person was only an Great Saint. An entire realm below Ming Yu.