[ Th rest of this story has been uploaded to google playbooks
https://play.google.com/store/books/details/Cupcake_ninja_My_Sister_The_Villainess?id=oMcWEAAAQBAJ
...If memes, cute tree spirits and general random chaos fueled by weed and soda, then you, my friend, have come to the right place.]
You forgot to add: "Oh and from now on, you should get used to calling me daddy."
This is absolutely great. I thought the constant allusion to modern culture would be offputting, but it seems to fit if I think of him as a Deadpool character. He must appear batsh*t insane to everyone else
Yeah. Plus its because i used them right off the bat, since the start. So they seem pretty natural. The start of a book influences the mindset you use when reading the rest of it so its important to factor that in
Now I want a super serious book that gets slowly polited with memes as you go
"BEGONE, THOT!"
Country that runs an army and has doctors, produce respetable amount of swordsman. Didn't know that kids needs to eat to grow...... seems legit i guess.
'Here, eat this root. It will cure your curse.' ' ' That is the level of medical knowledge in a medieval fantasy world
you would be surprised on how long have we understand about vitamin, mineral and how food works.
spoiler it's just few century or probably just barely a century.
and guess what we do have army since few thousand years ago.
A century or two ago does not mean 1200-1400 but it's just a goofy novel. Plus, why would a princess need to be strong anyway? It's just a bunch of whatever
just going with the context of the comment.
having army, doctor and procedure respectable amount of swordsman does not mean know what kids needs to eat to grow correctly.
a bunch of whatever it is, but it's historically legit.