And So Our Story Begins
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[This novel has been published to Amazon and Google Playbooks. The entirety of volume 1, namely chapters 1-75--in addition to all the side chapters--have therefore been taken down. However, you can read chapters 75 and onwards for free.
https://play.google.com/store/books/details/CupcakeNinja_My_Sister_The_Villainess?id=cVXUDwAAQBAJ
https://play.google.com/store/books/details/CupcakeNinja_My_Sister_The_Villainess?id=cVXUDwAAQBAJ
...If you love memes, cute tree spirits and general random chaos fueled by weed and soda, then you, my friend, have come to the right place.]
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I'm not sure who the bigger degenerate is, Damien or his mother. Biggest degenerate is deffo Cupcake himself though. How does you mind even go to the Simba thing, like wtf?
...Im f*cked up dude. Im really f*cked up.
@CupcakeNinja Yes, but only in the best way to be f*cked up. Also hilarious.
oh yeah. I almost forgot. Here a little something a reader commented a couple chapters ago.
"Over the shame and with all consent,
To the harem path we go;
Day's hand knows the way
And it makes them say
There's no stopping here you know.
Over the shame and with all content,
Oh, how their orgasms do flow;
As they curl their toes
And bite their lips
With all reason gone and flown.
Over the shame and with only smiles,
Down the harem path we go
We know where to steer
We're finally here
To complete our harem home "
Give @Lxlgn some love, its the most beautiful string or words i've seen in all me days.
Army of Yandere Goddesses has arrived!
some system screen appeared!
"players" are probably other reincarnated people who just received a mission to throw yanderes on Damien LOL
Trolls incoming.
It's unfortunate for Sera that our intrepid MC's last world was one were casual s*x was widespread and getting bonked /didn't/ mean that you had to take care of the other person forever due to societal and traditional obligations.
“Maybe it’s because you haven’t had actual s*x with him yet, but he can be a bit weird.” The ghost of a smile appeared along her lips. “Once, while he finished on my face, he used his thumb and smeared his semen along my forehead while saying the word ‘Simba’ in a rather lengthy and dramatic voice. It was quite confusing, to say the least. I’m still not sure what it was about.”
Fcking hell good that i decided to read it now and not on work, nearly pissed myself while laughing! Thanks man!
The last person to need a leveling up system is Day. You're turning a sun into the X100 BIG BANG
Ah well, at least Day doesn't have any "hacks" most of his powers are traditional.
Once, while he finished on my face, he used his thumb and smeared his semen along my forehead while saying the word ‘Simba’ in a rather lengthy and dramatic voice.
Dude you are killing me xD
" Legends say that the first time his creator and lover, the Great Goddess, found out about his unfaithfulness she actually took one of his testicles and fashioned it to the sword's hilt. Pretty wild, right?"
And
"Did he ever try setting your pubic hair on fire and put it out with his load?"
Are hardcore holy sh*t dude
Karma paid a visit way too soon, where's the longass filler powerup arc describing how powerful this new realm he's gonna reach is and how he'll become strong enough to crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and hear the lamentation of their women xD
Thanks for the chapter!
Well first he's gotta meet arrogant young masters from another realm who want to ravage his jade beauties, kill them, earn the wrath of their families, cozy up to their Emperor so they cant do shit, and then rob them blind. Then of course take part in a trial where he'll show off his talents and be shipped off to some blessed land to cultivate while some old fogey from an even greater realm coincidentally discoveres his jade beauties have THE PERFECT physiques for her cultivation method and whisks them away while he's gone. Which of course will prompt Day to swear to destroy her sect when he later finds out. And there we go. A long ass powerup arc where he has to track down his waifus and get revenge.
Meanwhile Dolly conquers the world, sees her enemies driven before her and basks in the sweet lamentations of their women.
Kinda sad that he's such a d*ck to sera