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SCENE MOUNTAIN PATH

 

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Ai Douya:

This is amazing!

 

Ai Douya:

I've never seen anything quite like this!

 

Da Hong Zao:

Ha ha ha! Don't hurt yourself, old squirt!

 

Da Hong Zao:

You're grinning large enough to break your face.

 

Da Hong Zao:

No lie though, this mountain is beautiful.

 

Xizhang Tiangua:

It is.

 

Xizhang Tiangua:

There are a lot of monsters lurking around this area though, so be careful.

 

Xizhang Tiangua:

At any rate, we're almost at the mountain view.

 

Da Hong Zao:

That's right! It's right ahead, can't miss it!

 

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SCENE MOUNTAIN VIEWING DECK

 

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Ai Douya:

What a beautiful viewing deck!

 

Ai Douya:

I take back what I said before about never seeing anything like the mountain path.

 

Ai Douya:

This tops it!

 

Da Hong Zao:

I know, right?

 

Da Hong Zao:

I'm glad I came along.

 

Da Hong Zao:

Say, I'm going to check out the tea house nearby.

 

Da Hong Zao:

Wanna come along?

 

Ai Douya:

This view... so beautiful...

 

Da Hong Zao:

Huh. He's lost in his own world.

 

Da Hong Zao:

What about you, Tiangua?

 

Xizhang Tiangua:

I'm going to find us a room at the inn nearby.

 

Da Hong Zao:

Right! We'll leave it to ya!

 

Da Hong Zao:

See ya in a bit, guys!

 

Xizhang Tiangua:

Mn.

 

//Both Tiangua and Hong Zao leave.

 

Ai Douya:

......

 

Ai Douya:

......

 

Ai Douya:

It sure has gotten quiet.

 

Ai Douya:

Guys?

 

Ai Douya:

Where are you?

 

Ai Douya:

I think there was an inn on the way to the viewing deck.

 

Ai Douya:

I'll head there and look for them.

 

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SCENE MOUNTAIN PATH

 

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Ai Douya:

Whew, what a walk.

 

Ai Douya:

Oh! There's the inn!

 

(Rustle rustle rustle...)

 

Ai Douya:

What's that sound?

 

Flower Monster:

Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp! Ha ha ha! Surprise!

 

 

Ai Douya:

Ugh! Another poorly-rendered monster!

 

Ai Douya:

This time even the pose is kinda stupid...

 

Flower Monster:

How rude!

 

Flower Monster:

It's not my fault. I can't help being rendered this way.

 

Flower Monster:

The creator's a bit lazy...

 

Flower Monster:

The worst part is, according to the settings I can only (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored) virgins.

 

Flower Monster:

It's tough being a flower monster...

 

Flower Monster:

Very few people are virgins nowadays.

 

Flower Monster:

I feel like the state of the world isn't so good.

 

Flower Monster:

Sigh...

 

Ai Douya:

...He's entered an internal monologue.

 

Flower Monster:

Oh, you're still here?

 

Flower Monster:

Say... you smell like a virgin.

 

Ai Douya:

What the!?

 

Ai Douya:

So what if I am!?

 

Flower Monster:

I'll suck your Yang energy!

 

Flower Monster:

Cue sexy lo-fi hentai music for ambience!

 

 

Flower Monster:

Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp! Take this...! (Censored) (Censored) (Censored)!!!

 

Ai Douya:

Ooooh...

 

Flower Monster:

Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp! Haiyah! (Censored) (Censored) (Censored) (Censored) (Censored) (Censored)!!!

 

Ai Douya:

Oooooooooooooh... more...

 

Flower Monster:

......

Flower Monster:

You're pretty active for a virgin from the sticks...

 

Flower Monster:

Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp! Well, more for me! (Mosaic) (Mosaic) (Mosaic)!!!

 

Ai Douya:

Ahaaaaa...

 

Flower Monster:

Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp! Horse power harrumph! (Mosaic) (Mosaic) (Mosaic) (Mosaic) (Mosaic) (Mosaic)!!!

 

Ai Douya:

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH...!!!

 

Ai Douya:

Mmmm...!!!

 

 

Ai Douya:

Whew...

 

 

Ai Douya:

You're better than the spider monster...

 

Flower Monster:

Huh? You know Spider-Bro?

 

Flower Monster:

How's he doing?

 

Ai Douya:

He got killed...

 

Flower Monster:

!!!

 

Flower Monster:

You...!!! Why!???

 

Flower Monster:

Spider-Bro was my best friend! All our letters to each other about the (censored) we (censored)...

 

Flower Monster:

Why did you have to kill him!??

 

Ai Douya:

Hey! He tried to kill me first!

 

Flower Monster:

I don't care! Revenge!!!

 

Ai Douya:

Darn, he's not listening!

 

Ai Douya:

What do I do?

 

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Menu:

 

Fight!

Call for help.

 

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Menu Chosen: "Fight!"

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Current HP: 250/250

Monster’s HP: 400/400

Pills Left: 10

 

 

>>>SKIP>>>

 

Victory!

===

 

 

Flower Monster:

Argh... you!

 

Young man’s voice:

Douya!

 

Da Hong Zao:

What the heck!?

 

Xizhang Tiangua:

A monster.

 

Da Hong Zao:

Kill it dead!

 

Tiangua:

Mn.

 

Tiangua and Hong Zao Combo Attack

 

Flower Monster:

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

 

Flower Monster:

I'm dead...

 

Flower Monster:

Oh well, flowers are short-lived anyway.

 

Flower Monster:

Goodbye, cruel world... one too cruel for an innocent Yang energy-sucking monster...

 

Flower Monster:

Fading away...

 

Flower Monster:

Still fading...

 

Flower Monster:

Totally... fading...

 

Flower Monster:

Fading...
Fading...
Fading...

 

Da Hong Zao:

......

 

Da Hong Zao:

I have no words.

 

Xizhang Tiangua:

You... are you alright?

 

Da Hong Zao:

Geeze! Turn our gazes away for just one second and this happens...

 

Xizhang Tiangua:

I'm sorry we were too late.

 

Ai Douya:

It's alright...

 

Ai Douya:

In fact, I don't mind it at all!

 

Ai Douya:

I kinda...
He he he...

 

Da Hong Zao:

......

 

Da Hong Zao:

Y-You're really something else...

 

Xizhang Tiangua:

Now I regret not arriving earlier.

 

Da Hong Zao:

...

Da Hong Zao:

You're something else altogether.

 

 

See you next chapter!