Chapter 90—Circumstances of Paradise

by Bocchan13

New Era Calender—April 19^th 22 years after the Fall

Lan Zhou:…

Eh?

Song Yu didn’t hold back, his eyes turning into stars as his smile leered perversely.

“Let’s fuck! Take off that sexy suit!” Song Yu grabbed at Lan Zhou’s collar, trying to find the hidden zipper that would unleash those GIANT manly pecs.

Lan Zhou screamed shrilly as he grasped his lapels and edging away from him.

“W-W-Wait a minute! I don’t even know your name!” Lan Zhou swatted at those hands that tried to pry his clothes open.

Song Yu was not deterred. Instead of trying to take off the sexy man’s clothes off, he instead went towards his own. That made Lan Zhou scream even louder!

“What are you doing!?”

“Obviously! It’s MY dream! We are going to sleep together before I wake up! C’mon, who knows when that bastard is gonna come back and make me do shit for him! Lemme go!”

Lan Zhou frantically tried to cover up the man who was obstinate in taking off his clothes! Song Yu struggled until he was panting on the bed. Lan Zhou somehow was on top of him trying to re-do the buttons on his shirt, forgetting the lapels of his own sliding down his front torso.

“Ooohlalala! I like this!” Song Yu didn’t struggle anymore and aimed directly for the zipper, unleashing the full extent of this silver fox to his eyes. Eyes glowing in desire, Song Yu wiped the drool from his mouth.

“Kyaa!” Lan Zhou immediately let go and tried to cover up, letting Song Yu take the initiative. Now it was Song Yu on top of Lan Zhou, his mangy claws trying desperately to take off the suit.

“C’mere! What are you, some fair maiden!? I spent 44 years alone. And now, even in my dreams, my dream guy doesn’t want to fuck! FORTY! FOUR! YEARS! I’m gonna do it!”

Lan Zhou could figure out that the man was sex-starved, but this was going too far! He felt the slender figure on top of him…rubbing everywhere. No! He didn’t want a boner!

Song Yu in turn grinned evilly when he felt the hardness under him. Even his dream lover has a big schlong!

“You know you want it!”

Song Yu leaned over, capturing Lan Zhou’s first kiss. Eyes widening in panic, Lan Zhou could only freeze as Song Yu (who was pitifully horrible at kissing) tried to imitate what he saw in the movies. He opened Lan Zhou’s mouth with his tongue, going ape-shit on his tongue. The only sounds between them were the squelching of their mouths fused together. Song Yu had stopped groping him, but had his arms wrapped around Lan Zhou’s neck, pressuring his lips on Lan Zhou’s. The beard acted as a cushion for his face, so Song Yu continued his onslaught, tying Lan Zhou deeper and deeper into his fervent kiss.

Lan Zhou tried to get out of this passionate embrace, breathing heavily, but for some reason…he didn’t want the man to stop. He inched his arms around the man’s slim waist, feeling the curves of his body.

Kneading when he must, petting when he could.

He was going to go over the edge.

He finally snapped out of it when he felt the man once again try to rip off his clothes. He anxiously looked around him, trying to find Xiao Zi. When he looked to the right he saw Xiao Zi buckled over, laughing quietly.

With pleading eyes, he jerked his head away from those lips, sparking a long trail of saliva to escape from his opened mouth. Lan Zhou once again attempted to distance himself from Song Yu.

 Song Yu was still trying to rip off the clothes when he heard a brief cough. At first he thought it was the guy below him, but it happened again until it became obnoxiously apparent. Song Yu froze, turning his head to the right.

There was another man.

“Is this…”

Xiao Zi was going to nod. Yes, this isn’t a dream.

“…a 3P?”

Lan Zhou:…

Xiao Zi:…

Song Yu did stop, tilting his head to the side while gazing up and down on the new person. Cold eyes in glasses with a tight lipped expression, and hair shimmering brown. He wore a long coat over his own rubber suit, showing off a toned body. Song Yu’s gaze grew more and more distasteful.

“Tch.”

Xiao Zi got offended.

“What, I’m not good enough for you!?”

Song Yu shrugged.

“Eh.”

Xiao Zi got angrier. If this was a comic strip, you would see daggers flying out of the panels and fire burning in the background.

“Fuck you!”

“I don’t want to!” Song Yu shot back. Looking down at the muscular man below him, he grinned evilly.

“We still doing this or what?”

Xiao Zi had enough. He slapped the man’s head, enjoying every bit of the impact.

Song Yu fell onto the bed, his head going dizzy.

“Why is there pain in a dream?”

Song Yu rubbed his head in anger at the ugly man.

“Yo! What was that for?”

Xiao Zi rolled his eyes. Meanwhile, Lan Zhou had already straightened up his clothes, making sure Every. Single. Patch. Of. Skin. Wasn’t exposed.

“Um…we’re travellers from beyond Paradise Base. We were under zombie attack when we found your entrance.”

Song Yu blinked. Looking at the two strangers, the sudden realization dawned on him.

“So…this isn’t a dream?”

Lan Zhou and Xiao Zi nodded simultaneously.

“You’re not my dreamboat big daddy?”

Again another head nod.

“You’re not gonna fuck me?”

Lan Zhou blushed immediately but slowly nodded.

Song Yu felt the world go under him. His entire body turned tomato red. Embarrassment filled his face and he shamefully crawled back into bed, cocooning himself into the blanket.

FFFUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!

Oh my god! Oh my god! What the hell did you dooo!!!????

Song Yu wanted to die!

It was clear that he would never recover from this!

Please be my imagination. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.

Song Yu squirmed on the bed, in full view of Lan Zhou and Xiao Zi who had calmed down.

Song Yu was so into his own self-deprecating behavior that he didn’t feel the bed sink down. A large hand gently pried the comforter off the bed exposing Song Yu’s embarrassed face.

Lan Zhou gazed at the cute expression, his own ears reddening from the situation.

If we got along for maybe a few more hours, I might have let him take my clothes off.

“Uh…my name is Lan Zhou. I’m from the north Military Base, here with Xiao Zi, a scientist. What’s your name?”

Song Yu diverted his eyes away from those handsome ones. Despite being the Base leader, most of his communication came from Ye Zhou and his friends. He had no real social skills and his first impression was a sex-crazed maniac!

“S-Song Yu.”

“Song Yu,” Lan Zhou echoed back. Song Yu waited with bated breath, until a kind smile lit up the man’s features.

“Song Yu. It’s nice to meet you.”

Song Yu saw that Lan Zhou stretched out his hand for a shake. He blushed as their hands connected. Big hands cupped slightly smaller ones, but the contact sizzled their skin.

 “Nice to meet you too Lan Zhou,”