Chapter 1 God Made A Joke Of Me
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Currently on Chapter 84 on P.A.T.R.E.O.N on Signing In BTTH

Currently on Chapter 18 on the Patron-Eclusive Novel: Becoming A Heaven Defying God In Douluo Dalu (DDI Fanfic)

Exploding Attributes System In Douluo Dalu is completed there too

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The bright sun shone down on a river, on the bank of this river, sat a 5-6-year-old child on top of a boulder. The seemingly frustrated child picked up a stone and threw it into the river, creating layers of waves and ripples.

"It’s been almost 6 years now! God, why have you played me so dirty!"

This child's name is Hun Han, he is the thirteenth son of the famous Hun Tian Di.

Who is Hun Tian Di? He is one of the strongest people in the entire Dou Qi Plane. A super powerhouse who is a Nine Star Dou Sheng. In the near future, he will become the first to break through the mythical boundary called the Dou Di Realm!

It stands to reason that since Hun Han is the son of such a great figure, he should suffer no setbacks and be living the life of a second-generation with a diamond spoon in his mouth.

However, Hun Han did not live such a luxurious life.

In the Dou Qi Continent, might makes right, and the strong are respected, while the weak are destined to be enslaved and used as the Strong’s tools. What's more, is that the Clan which Hun Han was born into, has taken this truth to an even higher level!

Hun Han is worse than Xiao Yan, though both of them are reincarnated individuals, both live very different lives. Xiao Yan is a genius, albeit a fallen one that will rise like a comet soon. He, on the other hand, is trash, actual trash. Unlike his peers, he cannot detect any Dou Qi at all, nor can he absorb it, meaning he cannot cultivate!

After all, cultivation is all based on Dou Qi, without it, you are nothing but an ant!

It has been six years. For the past six years, Hun Han has lived a bad life, all because he cannot absorb nor detect Dou Qi.

"Haah! Damn you!"

The more Hun Han thought about it, the more annoyed and frustrated he became. He grabbed a stone beside him and threw it into the river in front of him fiercely. He raised his middle finger, pointed at the sky, and roared in a gloomy voice: "God, since you did me dirty and played me so hard, then you can take this and curse all 18 of your Generations!"

In his previous life, Hun Han was an ordinary person from China, despite being ordinary, at least he did not have to worry about food, clothing, safety, and travel, he could even have a barbecue with his friends from time to time. His life could have been described as great and fulfilling.

Now that he has reincarnated into the Dou Qi Continent, he may have no worries about food and clothing for the time being, but in this world where power is respected and where strength decides everything, your present and your future, he is at risk of losing everything! Not to mention that he is the son of the notorious, Great Demon Hun Tian Di, just because of his relationship with that figure, countless eyes are staring at every single of his actions!

In other words, the current Hun Han is worrying about his bleak future and life of living like an ant in a world where a sneeze from a person of a higher Realm can wipe you out of existence!

Rumble~

Suddenly, the cloudless sky crackled with lightning as clouds appeared out of nowhere.

"What, so I cannot even curse you back now?! That is it! If you want to, let’s go, I am not afraid of you!!" Hun Han roared, he knew that with his mediocre talent, and the fact that he is living in a world where might makes right, then there is no point of even living, so Hun Han cursed, insulted, and pointed at the Heavens without fear.

Boom!

It seemed that the Heavens sensed Hun Han’s desire, and planned to fulfil it by smiting him. In the sky, a silver pike cut through the void and fell straight towards Hun Han.

"Young Master, be careful!"

In the forest beside the river, a charming voice sounded. Immediately afterwards, a black shadow could be seen rushing towards Hun Han, intent on blocking that silver lightning pike that was going to hit her Young Master.

However, it was too late.

"Uh!"

Hun Han looked dumbfounded, he could feel the lightning penetrate his very being, it destroyed everything in its way, leaving him charred. He opened his mouth and a wisp of black smoke emerged from it.

"Damn it, I did not mean it!"

Hun Han was speechless, a tingling sensation spread all over his body. The faint silver lightning continued to linger above his body.

"Ding Dong!"

"Congratulations, the System is fully charged, the Sign In System has been fully activated!"

"Young Master, are you okay?"

A sound like a Nightingale sounded in Hun Han's ears.

"Sign In System, what the hell? Is this my Golden Finger?" Hun Han wondered when he heard the sound ring in his ear, he was extremely surprised.

"Ding Dong!"

"The System has successfully downloaded the Novel, Battle Through the Heavens!"

"Ding Dong!"

"The System warmly reminds that this System has three functions: Timed Sign In, Location Sign In, and Character Sign In! Would you like an introduction to each of these functions?"

"Damn, I have an intelligent System! Introduce the functions!" Hun Han commanded.

"Ding Dong!"

"Timed Sign In Function: whenever a certain amount of time passes, the Host can Sign In to obtain a fixed item. The next Sign In time is 1 minute!"

"Location Sign In Function: Whenever the Host arrives at a specified location, you can Sign In and obtain rewards from Missions issued by the System and get fixed items."

"Character Sign In Function: Whenever the Host has physical contact with an important character from the plot, the Host can automatically complete the Sign In Mission and obtain random items. This function can only be used once per character."

"Hahaha..."

Hun Han burst out laughing, he was excited: "I finally have a golden finger!"

Undoubtedly, this Sign In System is compensation for the 6 years he suffered. With this Golden Finger, in the future, Hun Han has the capital to compete with the proud sons of Heaven, especially with Xiao Yan.

"Goldfinger?"

The figure who was standing in front of Hun Han looked down at Hun Han's hands. She found that his fingers were extremely dark, what Golden Finger was he talking about?

The figure's eyes expressed her unease, she held Hun Han's fingers, and said anxiously: "Young Master, what's wrong with you, don't scare Aunt Qin!"

"Ding Dong!"

"Congratulations, for having physical contact with Qin Lan, the Sign In was successful. Obtained: Nether Ghost Shadow!"

Nether Ghost Shadow: Middle-Level Xuan Class Agility Dou Technique, this technique enables one to form infinite mirage bodies, to be like a ghost and be as fast as the wind. When Great Perfection Realm of this Technique is reached, it will be difficult to distinguish between the true body and the false one.

"What!"

Hun Han's eyes widened, he stared dumbly at the black-clothed woman in front of him. Their hands had touched, and just because of that, he had obtained an Agility Dou Technique of the Middle Xuan Class!

The woman had delicate eyebrows, apricot face and wore a tight black dress that perfectly outlines her convex and concave figure.

Hun Han’s heart began to sway because she was holding him.

This woman's name is Qin Lan, she is Hun Han's personal guard. Ever since Hun Han could remember, Qin Lan has been by his side all the time, silently guarding him.

Hun Han smiled slightly and said with a smile: "Aunt Qin, don't worry, I'm fine!"

Qin Lan still did not let go, she asked in a concerned tone: "Young Master, what nonsense were you speaking just now, what do you mean by... Goldfinger?"

Hun Han shook his head slightly. It will be very troublesome if she finds out about the System, so he simply glossed over it, he said with a smile: "Aunt Qin, just know that form know on, I, Hun Han will rise!

"Uh Huh!"

Qin Lan did not understand Hun Han's words at all, she checked Hun Han's body, and saw that he was fine, thus she curiously asked: "Young Master, what was the thunder and lightning just now?"

“It was merely a guy who can’t get it up!" Hun Han said casually with a smile.

Boom!

Suddenly, a bolt of lightning descended, this turned the already dark Hun Han, completely black like coal.

"Did you see it? I was talking about this!" Hun Han explained to Qin Lan with smoke emerging from his mouth.

"Uh Huh!"

Qin Lan looked at Hun Han in amazement. If it were to another ordinary person with no cultivation, that bolt of thunder and lightning would be enough to kill them. Even an expert in the Da Dou Shi Realm would be seriously injured if they did not die beneath the lightning’s attacks.

On the other hand, Hun Han, except that he was a little scorched and as black as charcoal, was as healthy as he could get.

Qin Lan thought that Hun Han had some special physique, so she did not think much about it at the moment. She suddenly thought of something, and anxiously said: "Young Master, hurry! You must take the test! If you miss it, it will be too late to regret it!"

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