Lord Petty, "My queen, I am telling you lawyers these days are all useless they could not even help me with such a small problem."
Wife, "..."
Lord Petty, "Look at all these people staring at you it is like they have never seen a beautiful woman before."
Wife, "..."
Lord Petty, "Look at that guy over there he is practically drooling.
Hey you over there what do you think you are looking at. Yes you. Stop looking at other peoples wives.
People these days. Looking at and checking out other people's wives."
Wife, "I think he was just looking at the line number behind me."
Lord Petty, "Oh, I am sure that is what he wants you to think. You my dear queen, are the most beautiful person on this planet."
Wife, "..."
Pointing at a young lady that was simply looking at number display.
Lord Petty, "See there's another person looking at you."
Wife, "Dear, I think you are just being rude now. You need to stop."
Today as well it looks like Lord Petty is being petty, but today we have the wife that can stop him.
