Roswaal:"The test is getting clooooser."
Subaru suddenly stands up.
Subaru:"Too much happens at this school!"
Roswaal:"The only things on the test will be things we learned in claaaaass."
Ains:"Can you... Can you fail the test?"
Smaug slams his head on his table.
Smaug:"God, why is school hard."
Dave looks over to Smaug.
Dave:"Are you having difficulty Smaug?"
Smaug gives Dave the middle finger but it's blurred out.
Smaug:"Even that's censored!"
Megumin:"Yeah, Dad. It's isn't that hard."
Smaug:'Even my own child is smarter than me!'
Tohru:"Kobayashi, will totally pass this."
Kobayashi pushes up her glasses and gives a peace sign.
Smaug turns to them.
Smaug:"It's because she already passed school!"
Kanna:"You can do it, Lord Smaug."
Smaug anime cries in happiness.
Smaug:"At least someone believes in me."
Ilulu:"I do, too, Smaugy."
Smaug cires more.
Later.
Everyone is heading to the library.
Smaug:"Why are we heading to the library?"
Kobayashi:"Because you need to study."
Smaug:"Why am I the only one who needs to study?"
Everyone just stares at Smaug.
Smaug:"I'm not that stupid!"
They enter the library and they see Merlin, Lucoa and Elma sitting at a table with some books. The group heads over to them.
Smaug:"Hey, guys." *Smaug waves.*
The other group looks up and also waves. Elma smiles and waves at Dave and Dave blushes and waves back.
Merlin stands up and walks over to Smaug.
Merlin:"Smaug, we should have another child."
Smaug:"I refuse."
Merlin:"Why not!"
Smaug:"One with you was enough."
Ilulu then tugs on Smaug's sleeve and she looks over to see a pouting Ilulu.
Ilulu:"You had a child with her and not me?"
Smaug starts to get nervous.
Smaug:"Well, maybe when we graduate from school we can have kids. And that was a while before I meet you."
Kobayashi takes Kanna away from the group.
Ilulu:"But I want a child now."
Smaug:*Starts to sweat.* "Dave back me up he-"
Smaug turns to Dave only to see him and Elma leave the library together. He turns to Lucoa and Tohru but they've already left.
Smaug:"Um... We can't do it at school. I need to study for the test!"
Ilulu lets go off Smaug.
Ilulu:"Fine. But once school is over we're having a child."
Smaug:"I'm scared."
Merlin chuckles.
Smaug:'Darn Milfy Merlin.'
Later.
Everyone is back in class and the bell rings.
Roswaal:"Okay, time to start the teeeeest! These problems were written by Mr. Pandora's Actor."
Roswaal goes around and hands out the test.
Roswaal:"Oh, right. If you get caught cheating, you get a zero. So no cheating."
Smaug:'I stayed up all night and studied for this test.' Smaug ties a bandana around his head.* 'I'm ready for this.'
Grantz looks to Kazuma.
Grantz:"No stealing other people's answer sheets."
Kazuma:"Gulp!"
Subaru:"Did you just hear somebody say 'Gulp'?"
Kazuma:*Nervous.* "N-Nope!"
Megumin:"Kazuma wouldn't do that. He may not be as smart as the great daughter of Smaug, which is me, but he's still very intelligent. He can get a good grade just by talking the test normally."
Tanya:"Are you actually competent?"
Kazuma scratches his cheek.
Kazuma:"No, not really..."
Tanya:"It seems I underestimated you. My apologies."
Kazuma:'I won't tell her that I was planning on stealing her answers.'
Subaru:"I just heard the sound of somebody's conscience aching behind me..."
Kazuma panics.
Kazuma:"Well, I didn't!"
Now everyone is waiting for the test to start.
Roswaal:"Okay, begin the teeeeeeeest!"
Everyone flips their papers and begin the test.
Smaug:'Okay, first question.'
Smaug looks at the question.
Smaug:'Well, poop. I don't know it.'
Suddenly time stops.
Smaug looks around.
Smaug:"Huh? Did I accidentally stop time again?"
Dave:"What's going on?"
Smaug looks over and sees that Dave's not frozen, but there is a white glow coming from his stomach.
Smaug:"Dave, why is your stomach glowing?"
Dave looks to his stomach and pokes it.
Dave:"I...I don't remember. Maybe it's why I'm not frozen in time." *Dave looks to Smaug.* "Why aren't you frozen?"
Smaug:"My blood has high magickal properties in it. I'm magically delicious, B**ch."
Dave:"Weird."
Suddenly times resumes and Smaug and Dave quickly look back to their tests.
Aqua is standing next to Kazuma's desk.
Aqua:"What? What happened?"
Roswaal:"What are you doooooing?"
Kazuma:"It's kind of hard to breathe..." *He has pencils in his nose.* "Pencils?"
Roswaal:"Aqua? Go stand in the hallway."
Aqua:"Why?"
Later.
Smaug:'I did it!'
Smaug looks to his answer sheet.
Smaug:'Why does it look like a face?'
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