(Translated and Edited By: Nakahara)

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"It's a civilized society now, and we pay attention to garbage as it can't be thrown around at will. What kind of person didn’t know about this?"

"Are you slandering this emperor?" Bai Yueling glanced at him indifferently, and electric sparks appeared on her fingertips.

Jiang Qiao froze for a moment, and quickly changed his words: "Well, I mean what are you trying to throw away? It's not that you’re ignorant.”

Fairy Bai pursed her lips, embarrassed to mention her clothes.

"For example, things like cloth."

“Clothes? It’s recyclable, there is a trash can outside, and the sign is a circular triangle formed by arrows. The kind of which should only be used for paper, glass, plastic, metal, and textiles should be thrown there. "

Bai Yueling nodded slightly, but felt that the mortals in this world are really troublesome, even throwing garbage is so complicated.

"Do you want me to throw it away for you?" Jiang Qiao asked tentatively, what the fairy thought useless would be a treasure for mortals.

"No, I'm just asking casually." Bai Yueling replied lightly.

"In that case, let's talk about your problem now." Jiang Qiao took a soft cushion and sat face to face with the fairy across the table with a serious face.

"What's wrong with this emperor?.”

"First of all, you should already understand that our place called Earth is no longer the world you know well. Chinese civilization is only five thousand years old. Immortals and gods only exist in myths and stories. There are no cultivators in the world at all, so your existence is seen as an alien to everyone, and once it is exposed, the problem will become very complicated."

Bai Yueling nodded slightly, she could understand these words, and the worry of the mortal.

Jiang Qiao glanced at her and continued: "Therefore, I want to know your attitude. On this basis, we can continue to talk about other matters."

"Huh?" Bai Yueling frowned lightly, expressing that she did not understand.

"It's your current thoughts and plans for the future."

Bai Yueling was silent for a moment, then replied slowly: "Being integrated into the mortal world, comprehending the various forms of life, and becoming an immortal in the mortal world, can you achieve a complete Dao."

Jiang Qiao breathed a sigh of relief: "I thought you would think about conquering the world, standing on the opposite side of all human beings, or show cultivating spells, establish a sect, and develop your own believers."

"This is false, my generation of immortals should have no desires, and focus only on the Dao. Apart from adding trouble to oneself, trivialities are of no benefit to cultivation." Bai Yueling shook her head.

Jiang Qiao stared at her cold face for a few seconds before grinning. 

She was really a quiet and inaction fairy.

 Very good, very good!

"In this case, my task is to help you integrate into modern human society?"

 "Of course."

Jiang Qiao lowered his head and thought for a while. Adapting to modern society is not difficult, and of course it is not as easy as he imagined.

"I will do my best to make you a modern person as soon as possible. At least to outsiders, you are no different from a modern person, but during this time, no matter what happens, you must listen to me."

Jiang Qiao thought; ‘It's very simple, otherwise, a completely free fairy might cause something bizarre in modern times.’

Bai Yueling looked at him, replying, "No one can make this emperor listen. As a Taoist Cultivator, this emperor should have the final say."

Listening to her unquestionable tone, Jiang Qiao felt a bit of a headache.

This woman, why won’t she play cards according to plan.

"That’s not good. As an upright citizen, I won't let you commit illegal things. What I'm talking about when I say listen to me is, explaining the process of interpersonal communication in a modern life."

Jiang Qiao patiently gave an analogy: "For example, if you plan to go out to a place dozens of miles away, what should you do?"

"Naturally, it is to use cultivating techniques such as shrinking the ground into an inch or teleporting to the horizon in a second.

"If it is a major distance away, what would you do now?"

“I can fly thousands of miles in a day."

Jiang Qiao was speechless, and couldn't help but feel a little envious.

"Can you do it now?" he asked curiously.

Bai Yueling shook her head slowly, no emotion could be seen on her indifferent face.

"This emperor has failed to transcend to the immortal realm, and the world has suppressed me. There is not much spiritual power left, and I am no different from an ordinary mortal."

Jiang Qiao's mouth twitched slightly.

He’ll never forget the sharp knife hanging in his throat just now, and the electric flow that strikes with her fingertips. Even a mortal can easily be beaten a hundred times. She’s most likely a human standing at the top of the pyramid.

Jiang Qiao wondered by what she meant that great supernatural powers could not be used, and he dared not think about the abilities of an intact emperor realm body, and he did not know if she could bombard a mountain with her bare hands as described in the novels.

He shivered subconsciously, really lucky that he was not wiped out yet.

"We usually go out by car." Jiang Qiao waved his hand, returning back to the topic at hand.

 “A carriage?"

Bai Yueling was puzzled. What's the point of a two-wheeled carriage? The speed is too slow. If you want to cross the border, it is estimated that it will take several years.

Jiang Qiao smiled: "It's not the car you are familiar with, you'll see it in the future."

Fairy Bai nodded silently, everything in this world was so weird, and what she saw was only a mere speck.

"You just need to know that this world has many things that are very strange to you, but there is no malice against you, and you don't need to be surprised. In modern society, any violence is prohibited. This is a very relatively peaceful society, at least in the country we live in."

Jiang Qiao thought that she was on the edge of a cliff before, because a flash of light made her mistakenly think she was threatened, and she slapped it with the palm of her hand and electrocuted it.

“Are you afraid that this emperor will casually hurt people?"

Jiang Qiao nodded with a serious face: "This is a very dangerous thing, there is a saying from our world, if we lose the hospitalization, we end up in prison.”

(T/L: Without any care, one’s own mind will be driven to commit crimes)

"Even if this emperor is completely lost, this emperor is invincible in this world!"

Bai Yueling looked proud, she is a cultivating emperor, not a mortal who has no power, moreover, no one can turn her into a prisoner!

What's more, the mortals in this world are very weak, and most likely a wolf, tiger and leopard can easily kill them.

"If you resist arrest, things will become more serious. At that time, maybe, you’ll become an enemy of the entire country. Although I don't know how powerful you are after you transverse into this world, however, if you decide to destroy the world, the current human weapons can also do the same.”

Bai Yueling was stunned. How can humans in this world have such a strong destructive power without training?

"So, for your own good and for my own consciousness, you must not take any decisive and violent action casually, do you understand?.”