He Is Tongqiu?!

 

 

 

'Hmm, he got out.' Yun Beishang wordlessly looked at the violet elf that just got taken out of the 300m x 300m arena, feeling cheated. He wanted to play with a player right now, toss them against the invisible barrier that allowed not even his Hidden Stats altogether to pierce through, punch them hard and beat them to death just for the sake of finally feeling like he didn't needed to just oneshot players and instead could at least... well... 5 hits instead of just one.

That is... better, right? In any case, Yun Beishang shook his head as he felt another presence behind him. There was no system notification, and the sound for other players teleporting towards your winning arena of 300m x 300m was noiselessly done, even when other players came there was also not a single notification. It was more than obvious that the system intended to clear out the many as fast as possible, hm.

If one players gets disqualified when losing 10 battles, if one won all 100, would they 'qualify' instead? Maybe, once one reached 100 wins, they would actually be instantly sent to the 64th placements?

"Hey you! Take this, fucking retard~!" A noisy voice sounded as Yun Beishang was turning around to meet the sight of the owner of that noisy voice but, as he was doing so, he felt the incoming black colored bolt directed to his head move fast. Yun Beishang had a good instant look at it, he saw a 0.5 meters long snake-like black bolt slither in z's his way; he could've just catch it or even slap it away, considering this wasn't even done with the use of the Lightning Core Element but, Yun Beishang rather went on to avoid it.

Swish!-Zzzzz~.

Hearing the thing not only go past his left ear but also hearing its sizzling sounds remain around, Yun Beishang knew that the black bolt of lightning was making a 'U' curve to get back at his back, only, the sound that it emitted was truly low and nobody but a heightened skill of awareness would allow that the player whose back was towards the black bolt to fail to notice it.

'Hahaha, so easy!' The man with soft-animal-fur coat grinned cheekily at the sight of an unaware player about to be caught off guard by his genius move! He had delved onto how to win the most against any player, even those who move crazily good or crazily fast. Without counting the pro-players, he deemed that this strategy of his would make him qualify for the 64th place and get that small amount all for himself!

 But it was then that... a clueless Yun Beishang looked with his head tilted to the right at the Fallen Archmage before him, looking clumsily cheerful and totally obnoxious as in the next moment, Yun Beishang rushed towards him. With needing just 2 seconds to reach the Fallen Archmage, Yun Beishang punched hard at his stomach, flipping the still cheerful-faced player into the air, sending him higher than 2 meters. But before the player's face could go from half-cheerful and half confused to half-confused and half-painful, Yun Beishang had already appeared before him in midair and kicked him even higher.

Whoosh-POK!

Swish! Bam!

-2,400, 2,400.

"HAAWGGGGRG-~~..." The man, not able to act due to the light pain that he was suffering from thanks to the game's settings but mostly due to the shock of suddenly finding himself flying from just two hits of the enemy! And then, it was only at the point where the Fallen Archmage was looking at Yun Beishang below him that after a light tap on the air impulsed himself upwards that the Fallen Archmage finally noticed, this dude was... Tongqiu!

'H-how could I have not seen it? Ah, wait! The mask?! But h-h-... oh.' And such an 'oh' was the Fallen Archmage's very last thought before being sent out of the arena and to another one after a 5 seconds break after receiving a barrage of fists from Yun Beishang onto his own feet's soles. That 'oh', meant that he now understood; he now understood that, Tongqiu was playing with him, only revealing his ID at his own death.

Pam, pam, pam, pam, pam...

-2,400, -2,400, -2,400.

"..." The Fallen Archmage disappeared while Yun Beishang's face went from a slightly cheered up one to a completely vacant and bored one, he 'slowly' fell to the ground furiously, feeling once again cheated at the fact that though he landed a few punches on the soles of that Fallen Archmage's feet, only the 3rd was taken by the system before abruptly disappearing. Man, what the fuck?!

"Sigh..." Feeling frustrated at the sight of not a single time being able to fight an enemy, Yun Beishang sighed out while massaging his wrists, trying to calm the itch of beating people down and for the sake of distracting himself. At that time, many players spectating his arena were flabbergasted... t-th-th-this was... this was Tongqiu?! The one and only demon and horrible kidnapper of all times? The one who stole so many goddesses from the status of 'free' in the hearts, dick-heads and cores of many brothers and sisters from their own fan clubs? Ah... ah!

It was no wonder he was so despised, indeed, he was too strong! Too ruthless! And too... oh, wait a minute, there seems to be a female as Tongqiu's next objective/victim/innocent casualty? Would another flower become his again? Ah man, what is this kind of sensation.

And just as everyone on the spectator seats were feeling a jab in their hearts go off, the sight of Yun Beishang hopping once towards the female player wearing an authentic and imposing armor with spikes here and there, wielding a round shield that was seemingly unaware of the blatant ID nickname 'Tongqiu' above Yun Beishang's head; and then grabbing at the now alarmed Keeper of the Light's shield, pulling it down form covering her stomach with his left hand before delivering an upper punch with his right hand.

Pam!

-2,400.

Then, Yun Beishang directed his right foot in an impossible angle towards her stomach that was slightly elevated, hitting it with the sole of his foot. Now, the Keeper of the Light player couldn't even respond to the lifting of her body as she saw the shocking '-2,400' number of her limited 10,000 HP drop to 7,600, when the fact that his damage wasn't even reduced as she received a notification of her Damage Reduction+32% being totally useless!

Bam!

-2,400.

'Wha-what?! That can't be! I've worked so hard to get this strange set that feels all wiggly and funny at my parts, aaaah-bohooo, noooo!' Thought the female player as she saw her shield still be held by Yun Beishang, not allowing her to get distanced from it and then summon it again from her bag. Worst of all, he was now about to hit his head against her sternum and even then, she didn't noticed the incoming blade-like hand approaching her from behind directly onto her spine and about to hit her perfectly at the same time as his head against her sternum.

"Aaaah!!"

Poh! Crack!

-2,400, -2,400.

After yelling out loud in fear and aberration of what she was about to feel, the inevitable came to be and her body felt like sandwiched between two opposite but strong and bulky forces, and not in the way that a woman would dream like, but in one in which she felt her own eyes about to pop off her skull and her breath bidding goodbye to her own lungs.

Swish!

Whistle...

Yun Beishang then slowly and playfully descended onto the ground fiercely after seeing the lost gaze of the Keeper of the Light and her arms hung to her sides. As he descended, so did she, but as Yun Beishang was completely safe from such a fall of 4 meters up in the air, she was not as she was completely befuddled. 'How?! I-I-I only have 400 HP left? Ah, but I'm an off-tank, why? WHY-'

THUD! CRACK-SPLASH!

-750.

...But her thoughts were suddenly blasted away just as much as most of her body was with her limbs being all broken apart in 3 parts and her neck already slimy and looking funny. Below her head, the ground wasn't cracked, unlike her skull as she slowly drifted off the arena. In peace... somehow.

"... ... ... ... ..." The silently gazing crowd that has been looking through this match and the new pairs of eyes that just came into sight with such a cruel but nonetheless badass -okay, because you gotta admit it- 'handling of the situation' did not speak out of need of silence and of a peaceful atmosphere to process what they've just seen.

"What the fuck." Finally, a soulless voice sounded out, a young man having a pale countenance but with a pair of eyes that were nodding in the stead of his shaken head, which opened up the discussion; the silent and low discussions among the crowd.

"Is that...?" One asked, terrified, excited but also curious and unsure.

"Mhm..." Another responded, nodding twice slightly and also with a pair of soulless eyes.

"With that blatant ID and those moves, how could it not be??" Number 3 answered with a gloating expression, feeling great about Tongqiu showing off in the most crudest and merciless of ways after being defamed so dumbly for so long, his idol was about to be recognized at last!

Next on Yun Beishang's arena, well, because he was not going to be sent out any time soon seeing how he battles without art and without technique, only using his limbs like a piece of art and with an unique style. Appeared a a Prodigy Pilot who instantly called upon his Mecha when seeing the ID of 'Tongqiu' right above his rival's head. Once he did, the Prodigy Pilot felt secure and even sighed a relieving breath out, before then being impaled by Yun Beishang's right hand that came out from his stomach. The mecha was around 3 meters tall and had arms as thick as 0.8 meters, no fucking joke, but it had 'weak' legs and its chest was the only best covering it had. Yun Beishang rushed to its back and 'poked' at it once, immediately restricting the Prodigy Pilot's body and inflicting both Bleeding and Internal Bleeding. With another light taps from his left hand to the back of the mecha, the Prodigy Pilot died off.

Like this, Yun Beishang completed a total of 9 combats so easily and fast than even those watching Baston, Raoundozia, Delette, Phetsia, Kalen, Sylda, Edorn, Selina, Oco, Yin Xiong, Tong Tao, Silha, Cobra, Zynfyl, Fusi, Juvenile Blade, Little Duck and even those with the Universal Classes like Yunalesca, Little Phoenix Maiden, Zyv, Endless Eyes, Snow Fallen For Sorrow, Palas an so on; became astounded at the immense speed that Tongqiu had over all those others. While he was dealing with the tenth rival, the rest were at most with their 5th rival on their own Arena with Palas himself, that old man almost losing against one of Black Lotus League members.

"Hey, this, uh... why isn't he torturing and then devastating that little girl yet?"

"I don't know... he likes her, maybe, I don't know!"

Not only these two, but many players on the crowd were puzzled at the sight of Yun Beishang acting flirty to a coquettish shorty female player with the class of Ancient-level Being who had a short magic wand with a star at one of its extremes and a tutu that strangely made this player look enchanting instead of childish. She had a nice jacket as her top armor and was worshiping Yun Beishang with her eyes as she lowered her neck and her nose almost made contact with his torso.

Watching her big eyes and with his right hand on his right hip, Yun Beishang rolled his eyes playfully to the right in a fast speed before looking at her again and asking; again. "Are you sure then?"

The girl whose eyes were called worshiping for a reason, were fully opened and even glistening, totally in contrary to the fact that they are wide opened for so long. As she heard her idol speak, she nodded faster than a hundred thousand chickens pecking on ice before saying out loud, "Yes, I am Tongqiu!"

"Well, then..." Yun Beishang nodded, and he now also placed his left hand on his left hip before continuing after pondering for about 1.5 seconds, "Okay so, I think that it doesn't matter how light my attacks are, so I can do the lightest of taps to your body and then your HP will drop insanely fast, are you ready?"

"Eh? Yes! I am..." The girl was dispirited at hearing him say that this meeting of theirs wouldn't last, but as she saw a notification on her logs and accepted it in an auto-pilot manner from the shock she received and was about to thank with all her heart her one and only idol, the girl suddenly saw the eccentric wolf-like mask of Yun Beishang have its lower section opened as his lips went closer to her head.

"!" Petrified, the girl felt her heart forming eyes of its own and looking up ahead in shock as well, totally forgetting to beat. But once she did felt the beats of her heart, her HP was already at 400 while she already felt a kiss on both of her cheeks on a spot close to her eye sockets; her cheek bones. Another one on her nose, the 4th one on her forehead and now... as she looked expectantly at him without realizing she was raising her gaze directly at him after all that... Yun Beishang went in and stole her lips with a light smooch that lasted less than half a second.

"Gasp..." As she felt about to fall unconscious, but happy, the girl was sent out of the arena by a noiseless white glow, as was Yun Beishang. The reason? Well, only he knew as the rest of the onlookers were shocked, with mouths wide open, heartstrings being torn and their eyes feeling moist.

"Wa-wa-wa-what? Why? How? When? That easy? Wow..."

"Motherfucker... sniff, motherfucker, he stole my Little Sis's first kiss, SNIFF. What am I to tell her contracted marriage fiance? Fuck!"

"Oh... oh well, I'm glad my girl is already married to me, right honey? Honey?"A man that encircled her wife's neck with his left arm suddenly felt a still body under his arm, he turned around, but only to see her dearest wife passing her hair over her ear and biting her lips while gazing at a certain spot on the arena. The spot where not only Yun Beishang was, but according to the husband's speculations, it was where he was kissing the girl's face and then when he stole her lips... fuck!

***

 

Azure Dragon Sub-Division, on some remote place close by to the completely destroyed Azure Dragon Sub-Divisional Main City.

 

On the other hand, Yun Beishang was facing a totally unjust, racist, classicist, Journeyercist and even Yun Beishangcism of a situation!

*PING*...you've defeated 10 opponents in an impossible time, as such, you will be granted direct access to the 64th placements once you've won another 10 battles in the same time record next time you can battle. Time left before being able to enter the arena of the 1v1 segment of the first ever Global Tournament: 03:59:41.

"Fuck you..." Yun Beishang was dispirited, he was really downcast. At once, he saw his Little Rosey come out from his White Space before hugging him lovingly, giving him all the care and concern of the world. Even going as far as to let him fondle her own beautiful and most perfect hair as much as he wanted without restraint! And as he did so though, Rosey took advantage and touched the back muscles of Yun Beishang, trying to figure out his weaknesses and vulnerabilities... only to end up drooling a little bit.

"Cough..." After a while, Yun Beishang tapped Rosey's head and then, with a pinch of both her clueless cheeks, he dragged her back into his White Space and jumped at the bed where biggest-bellied-ever Tonkia was resting lightly with her own harem of 3 beautiful and delicate and caring gir-err, her co-wives taking her hands and shoulders and massaging them while softly giggling and talking amongst each other.

Once many cries of both delight and surprise went out, silence and warmth prevailed and, soon; as 5 adults were playing with each other, 2 little girls went ahead to visit the dog sector and the cat sector. Well, they also took some time to go at the wolf sector and even played around with them as one of the wolfs suddenly transformed into a little azure worm, as it is how Rosey called it, and then they rode the poor thing that couldn't even fly as it wormed on the White Space's floor for hours... Because it was also, obviously, for hours that those 5 other adults played with each other, cough.

But before spending some real quality time with his beloved wifeys, Yun Beishang sent Zyv a message, telling her to warn him when she was over with her 100 battles and, that he would be working with his darlings in case she wanted to join, cough. Anyways, as Yun Beishang spent that time there, members of The Order were all making a big deal out of the first ever held Global Tournament of Rising Essence for themselves, as even not only 'Mommy Heals You' with her Dimensional Architect was she able to blast people into oblivion fast enough to be called a high-end burst-type of class, but even as Spiritual Mommy, a Carrier of Truth, was also able to easily dispose of her very first 25 enemies with complete and utter heavenly ease.

Others, like Master Please Accept Me, was a Prodigy Pilot who didn't even needed to call upon her mecha to deal with animals like Berserkers or light-armor player killers like Grand Sword Dao, Slaughter Dao, Grim Reaper and so on, as she blasted them all off with a few of her shot at their face, chest and arms before finally disposing of them. Along with her long coat and hat, oh, and those glasses that glowed a golden-violet for every millisecond of their existence only worked perfectly well to make her look fantastically bright and enigmatic. She turned many heads and hearts both into believers, and a rapidly raising fan club was then created.

As for Itnia, the sight of a loose-robed and slowly walking female player enter the arena made all pairs of eyes looking at such particular arena with deep pity and caused them all to shake their heads; concerned. But with the sight of the Imperishable Inquisitor charging up at Adorable Serious Face suddenly becoming slower than even a dog NPC in a LV30 village, she caused all eyes to turn incredulous and dummy, as she then even went up to the Imperishable Inquisitor and beat up the shit out of him with ease in just 1 minute as she needed about 1.5 seconds for each fall of her Soul-Burdened Crosier of the Sage and then to keep on CC'ing the shit out of this excellent squishy-killer melee class before finally killing the fucker.

Like this, many members of The Order became such a sensation, that all important figures, be it hegemons of New Earth or big shot in the game, to investigate their every move so that they wouldn't become a problem to deal with Tongqiu in the Team vs Team and the Association vs Association segments. They were in there to win after all!

Unfortunately for them, their attention was directed to the most useless parts and also, Yun Beishang's people never even used their slightly strong skills with only Fragile Broken Eyes terminating each of her enemies with a few tens of seconds by pure basic attacks. Sigh.

 

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