NC1 – Pun Traps, Mostly But Not Exclusively Groin-Based
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ATUHOR'S NOSE: There were a number of jokes we could've gone with. Here's the rest of them.

"My name is Candice," Pandora said, much to Eiri's confusion.

"Candice?" Lebrook repeated.

"CANDICE DICK FIT IN YOUR MOUTH" she roared, and in a blink —


"But you'll never get two CDs from me."

"Two CDs?"

"TWO CDS NUTS"


"Too bad you don't know about the power of Ligma."

"Ligma?"

"LIGMA BALLS"


"Hmph, if you were Sugondese, it'd be going much different."

"Sugondese?"

"SUGONDESE NUTS"


"I won't need to defeat you once Joe shows up."

"Joe who?"

"JOE MAMA"


"How many of these do you have?" Yui asked, awed.

"A few," Pandora said with a shrug. "They were pretty popular back home."

"What in damnation is Updog?!" Lebrook screamed.

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