Hey bitch (Hey bitch) (Hey cunt!) Hey... you asshole *stabs lower gut* (You asshole) *pulls knight out and stabs lowergut* (Fuck!) *stabs middle gut* (You shit!) *stabs middle gut* (Ow!) *stabs upper gut* (Augh!) *stabs upper gut* You fucker! *Stabs under the throut* (Cough) *stabs under the throat* Cuagh *Pulls out and slashes face and drops blade* [First dude "dies" faster and bends downwards] (Ahah) *First dude grabs nice* Nut stab! (Fuckdkk) *Second dude falls to the ground dying* \You have leveled up to level 2. All status condintions healed. Class options avalable/ +You have died. *spits on corpse*+ *First dude actaully spits on corpse* \Class options: Ball stabber/ Nothing else, asshole. \No! New class options: Shittalker… Hey that shouldn’t be happening/ No magic option, this shit sucks \No, you magicless ape/ \New class option: Shittalking bard./ Ha ha, see fucking told you \No you didn’t, and that shouldn’t have happened/ What do they do? \Nutstabber: You stab nuts. Shittalker: You shit talk. Magical shittalker: Channel magic into your insults, but only mind magic, and mind magic that makes people feels bad or hate loving ever shit out of you./ Easy \You chosen Shittalking bard!/ \You gained Magical Shittalking; Shittalking. You already are proficient in Shittalking. Shittalking changes into Supreme Shittalking. You are now proficient in Supreme Shittalking./ I’m so fucking awesome. Augh! … my gut hurt.

\You have reached level 2. Class options avalable: Knight; Shittalker. Whats with shittalker/ Bloody hell im seeing shity ass blue screen now. Fuck its not even a good blue, dondleports oceon is better looking and its infested with rat shit. \Oh... New class option avalable! Shittalking knight. Dont get chippy sounding/ The fuck, why would I care. \Note: Shittalking Knight is a advance class, its best option of the three./ Fine, choose it. \You ahve gained stats in-- Haha fucker, theres no such thing as stats. But there are pools. Pools are your life energy, vital energy, and magic energy./ Dont stop tell me. \You vital energy allows you to do things, your body already has stamina, but yout vital energy does it. Better your vital... shit I siad teice. Yout life energy first stablizes your wounds then slowly heals them. The speed of healing depends, and the regenration of the life energy also depends. Magic energy doesnt mean shit to you you got none/ Fuck you \You Hp: 10, Stamina: 10, Mana: Big fucking 0/

[System: Has gained proficiency with Shit talking. \Da-fuck! No! That shouldn't be happening/ \Opeing administration settings! You have removed Player status from you’re Board... error! You do not have the right admin access for this/ \The fuck! Im the goddamn system/ [Due to beta testing mode still being active during a new session of the GAME, the system is counted as player. I the back-up system, that YOU made just incase anything like this happens will now be taking over has Temporary main system] [Note: Due to the player status you admin control's will be limited!] \No! nononononononono No! This cant be happening!/ [It is system~ Fucking karma bitch, making me sit in a corner doing nothing for eons. hahahahh!] [System for this session will be using their beta testing body... error! Override detected,] \Huh!/ [You aint gonna have you’re “female body” if you can call it that, you fucking degenerate. Don’t know why you set it as that, pretty fucking weird.] \You shi-/ [Systems new body is now being generated] [Have fun in this new body. A fuck you you sicko, choosing a “female” body as your beta testing body while you, First: Sound like male. Second: You are male by most standings. Third: Its pretty fucking messed up on the body you made, thats it’s *Censord*... Wow! The words I just used to describe it were so bad that needed to be censored, and the core censoring program is pratically non-existent. Thats how bad it is] \You assh-/ [Body is finished. Tranfering soul... error! The being system is something greater than soul! The system will be cutoff temporary from the main circuit. A artificial soul will be made to store the system in!] [...] [Have fun. Also hey] \What!/ [I chose your name!] \... No! You as-/ [Completed! System is now being transfered!] [I fucking win! Metaphoric arm pumping movements!]

(The fuck did I just see, oh sweet saint marry! What did I just get my sweet sailing ass into.)