So boring...

Ughhh...

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So...

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BORING!!!

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UGH! Isn't this the part where someone with enough karma dies and show up here?

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~100 "..." later~

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ARGHHH! WHATEVER! I'M LOOKING AT EARTH NOW!

Boring...

Boring...

Boring...

Boring...

~Around 7 billion "Boring..." later~

Boring...

Boring...

Huh? What's this?

This...

Hmm...

A game called O.W.O.?

A beta tester?

No, wait, lemme rewind it a bit.

#Rewind.mp3#

Ohhh! She's making the game. Makes sense why I hasn't seen it anywhere.

Wait, she's at home...

Well, even if the name looks fancy it doesn't mean that it's good.

~Stare~

She's putting the VR on.

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Huh? Where are the controls?

Alright, now I have to know. Create a copy of her room here.

[Copying 0%...1%...2%...3%...]

~Later~

[...97%...98%...99%...]

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[99%]

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[99%]

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[98%]

WHAT THE FU-

#BEEEEP#

Alright, let's see, head set on, launch the game. Probably just a low effort game.

[Welcome to Other World Online]

Low effort.

[~Insert long ass introduction here~]

Low effort...

[Please choose one of these classes to start your adventure.] |In a roughly 2147483648K resolution| ~Shows models~

Low effort?

~Eyes gravitates to the chest area of the "seductress" model~

Wow.

*BEEEEP*

Alright, this... she's creating a whole new world in VR. How come her computer hadn't had a meltdown yet?

#Muffled explosion#

Ah...

Alright, I'm reincarnating her, screw karma. Wait no, actually, her karma is really good. Probably from her choices from previous deaths to return to the reincarnation circle.

"Hello, and welcome to the interdimensional traveling department. You have died from a computer meltdown, but you have enough karma saved from all of your last lives to go to a world of your choice with 183,902,749,916,392,693,651,846,517,538,209,937,617,735,382,815,389,472,920,491,729,4#inhales.mp3#01,939,735,518,366,289,183,639,917,649,272,947,728,826,838,268,284,629,219 #Inhales# Haa~... left over. If you wish, you can pay 5 Karms for every Common ranked initial boost you want, and every rank higher will increase the cost by 900%. The rankings are as following:

Common

Uncommon

Rare

Very Rare

Epic

Legendary

Mythical

Historical

Phantasmal

Ancient

Primordial

If you have any questions, please let me know."

"..." ~Expression darkens~

Please don't be mad please don't be mad please don't be mad please don't be mad...

"How do skills work?"

Phew~

"Common skills can go up to level 5, then from there on, it's 10, 50, 100, 500, 1,000, 5,000, 10,000, 50,000, 100,000 and Primordial Skills doesn't have any level cap. An average person has 10 Common skills and 1 Uncommon skill, while an average A rank mercenary has 20 Common skill, 5 Uncommon skills and 1 Rare skill. Just for informational purpose, the last Champion had 50 Common skills, 20 Uncommon skills, 10 Rare skills, 5 Very Rare skills, 2 Epic skills and 1 Legendary skill."

"How about the other ranks?"

"Every 50 years, a Fiend King and a Champion rise. Each one of them holds one Legendary skill. Then every 10 cycles, a Fiend Emperor and a Hero rise instead and each hold one Mythical skill. This rule is followed up to Primordial rank as Fiend Lord and Hero King or Queen with one Historical skill each, Fiend Overlord and Hero Emperor or Empress with one Phantasmal skill each, Fiend True Lord and Hero Lord or Lady with one Ancient skill each and Fiend Demi God and True Hero with one Primordial skill each."

"How to rank up skills?"

"So you can use 10 soul stones for 1 summon. The rate is as follow:

Common: 90%

Uncommon: 9%

Rare: 0.9%

Very Rare: 0.09%

Epic: 0.009%

Legendary: 0.0009%

Mythical: 0.00009%

Historical: 0.000009%

Phantasmal: 0.0000009%

Ancient: 0.00000009%

Primordial: 0.00000001%

For every 10 skill duplicates at max level, you can forge them to get 1 level one higher rank skill. This is also how you can get new skills. Every new year, we hold an event that will increase the rate of every rank except Common and Uncommon by tenfold."

"Brutal... How do you get soul stones?"

"For every level you raised, you are gifted 1 soul stone."

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"Can you buy soul stones with bitcoins?"

"5 for 1."

"Great. I want Primordial Stealth so people can't find me, Primordial Space Magic so I can escape if people somehow detect me, Primordial Detection Magic so I can detect if people are detecting me, Primordial Imortal so I have more time, Primordial Will to protect me from mental attacks, Primordial Regeneration to heal any injuries, Primordial Memories to remember everything, Primordial Thought Acceleration to process things faster, Primordial Bitcoin Miner for bitcoins and all Common Crafting skills. Wait, how many Common Crafting skills are there?"

"Carpenter, Blacksmith, Alchemist, Chemist, Enchanter, Tailor, Engineer, Sculptor, Painter, Architect, Artificer and Cook."

"What's an Artificer?"

"A person who makes Artifacts."

"Alright, I'll be taking all of those."

"That'd be forty five trillion and sixty Karms."

"Here."

"Thank you. Have a good trip."

"I will."

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Now, back to the game.