Three days later, I arrived at the God’s place. He was the God in charge of Reincarnation. I have met many Gods but wasn’t aware of him. For some reason, he didn’t interact with the real world much.
His realm was a huge place, above that of sun and stars, and I had to flew pass Heaven to get there.
Such a long ride ... need coffee…
But back to our story!
There he was, sitting on his golden sparkling throne made of shiny moon rocks, vaping clouds.
“Tuttu**! Demon Lord is here!” I greeted him, with a cheerful voice.
“What!!! W-w-wha-What the fuck are you doing here?”
Surprised by my sudden visit, he jumped off his throne and shouted at me with a bewildered face.
Love the reaction!
We then stared at each other for a short moment.
And then, he did it!
“Monkey! Boar! Bird! Ram! Monkey! Bird! Racoon!
“Smoke screen!!!”
Pwoooooshhhh
He disappeared!
But only if I let him!
With my speed faster than light, I chased him down.
It took around half an hour or two hundred times around the earth.
And then, when I got to him, I used a spell to disable his weird majutsu.
“Got cha!”
“Nooooo! Please! Pleaseee! Have mercy!” he begged.
Why? It’s not like I’m going to hurt you or anything?
“Anything but the art exchange!”
So he is not a fan…
“Are you sure?” I asked again.
My art is awesome you know?
Many people came to me for it you know?
“No thank you!”
Ahh, he refused.
My artist’s heart just breaks a little.
Sob sob
“Well, anyway, I’m here to ask for a favor” I said, straight to the point.
Don’t want to waste a God’s precious time though.
“W-w-what do you mean???” He asked, didn’t seem to understand.
“I mean …”
The, I took my time explained everything to him.
He was a little bit slow-brained, but still better than those isekai-ers though.
After a longgg time talking, “I see… you are just sick of being too powerful…” he said.
“Exactly!” I said.
“And you are NOT wanting to destroy the world?” Again, he questioned me about my intention.
“Yes, yes, YES! Why would I want to destroy the world? Seriously? Are you an idiot? What will I gain from doing that?”
“I see…”
“So … about that thing… mehehe”
“Ahh, you want to be reincarnated in a different world, with the least power as possible…”
“Can you do it?”
Badum badum badum!
My heart was beating so fast as I was waiting for an answer.
“Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”
Hmmm?
“Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”
Hmmmmmm ….?
“Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Soooooooooooo….?
“HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM”
“CAN YOU FUCKING DO ITTTTTTT???????” I got impatient with his “hmmm” and shouted at him in the end.
That was NOT polite though…
Right?
You shouldn't go around shouting at people just because you are impatient.
“Yes! Yes I can! I’m just thinking about the process!” he answered.
“Oh! So that’s what you are doing! My bad, sorry sorry”
So…
It was a fucking YES!
Boom!
My heart literally jumped out of my chest and exploded in joy!
The God startled. Sorry about that.
Well, who need hearts anyway.
And then, “Ok, listen O’ Great Demon Lord, this is what I’m having in mind…” the God explained to me everything about this reincarnation thing.
In short, I was about to be reincarnated into a world called “Online”.
It was a world with a very weird system that had all of these weird concepts, like level, stats, skills, EXP, love meters…
I didn’t understand much, but it sounded like fun, so why not?
The power within my soul was too much for a normal body to bear. Because of that, the God had to make something called [Demon Lord Seal] to suppress my power. That skill would only be removed if I died.
Then, to the “Character creation”, or whatever he named it!
“Choose your name, Demon Lord Gruragaramograd the Great numbered Twenty-five point One,” the God said.
A name? Why? Why can’t I have my awesome real name?
“Can’t I use my real name here?” I asked.
“That name is too long.”
“I see… So, can I choose any name?”
“Yes! Choose whatever sounds awesome!”
“Okay … Hmmm… Thunder!” I shouted.
Mehehe, everything sounds cool with thunder.
“Already taken.” The name was rejected.
What? I cannot use a name just because someone has the same name as me?
What the hell is that logic?
“I’m so sorry, but this is the common sense in that world. Oh, and please be case sensitive.”
Hmmm… I then lost in thoughts for a while.
Thinking of a name is very hard you know?
“Thunder1!”
“Already taken”
“Thunder12!”
“Taken”
“Thunder1236835486!”
“Also taken”
What the hell is that?????
Arrrghhh!
“Thunder1234_*MeepMeep*_Lord_of_Lightning_Lava!”
“I am sorry, but I cannot include sound effects.”
“Alright! Thunder_xXx_Thunder!”
If it’s taken this time, i'm going to blow this fawking place up and call it a day!
“Oh! It’s available!”
“Yes! Thunder_xXx_Thunder it is!”
Thus, from that moment on, my new name would be Thunder_xXx_Thunder.
How awesome was that???
I’m happy.
“The next step is choosing your race. But if you want to go for the weakest, how about a slime?” the God asked.
“No, I hate slimy things…”
“Hmmm, what do you like? Lord Gruragaramograd?”
“Something cute, like deadly cute”
“Hmmmm … cute ….Hmmmmm... How about a bunny?”
“Woahhhh! I’ll take that!”
I really love bunnies you know?
“Next, color. I suppose we will go with white then?”
“What? Ew! Black! Pitch black! Like a ninja!”
“Hmmm, I can’t do a black bunny…”
What? I can’t go black? You serious bro?
“I can do gray though”
“Aha, then gray it is”
"Okay! Give me a second..."
“Done! And final step, choose your three cheat skills!”
Pop!
Out of nowhere, a list containing many cheat skills appeared in front of me.
Interesting!
Let’s see…
Growth cheat … nope!
Level up by breathing … nope!
Unlimited money … nope!
Stealing skills … nope!
Stealing panties ... nope!
Be invisible ... nope!
Casting magic without mana cost … nope!
500% love meter filling speed … nope!
Staying Loli for life … Well … aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... Nope!
“Hey! Those skills are overpowered as fuck! Can I go with none?” I asked, hesitated to choose any of those skills on the list.
“I’m sorry, this is mandatory.” the God said.
“Hmmmm… okay…. Then I will take the Loli - ”
“But we have a ‘Build your own cheat skill’. However, if you do that, you can only have one instead of three”
Aha!
“PERFECT! Yes!”
“So, what will your cheat skill be? Have any idea?” the God asked.
Hmmm….
I can’t go for a too overpowered skill…
But cheat skills are supposed to be overpowered…
Oh! Got it!
Maybe a skill which is useless in battle will do!
And a skill that get rid of the most annoying thing in the world!
“YES! Can you make a skill so that I won’t have to go poo poo and pee pee?” I asked.
“Oh boy…” the God slapped his hand onto his face, let out a long deep sigh.
“Can you do it? Can you do it?” I asked again, excited.
“It will mess up badly with the way biology works… Hmmm …”
“So ... you can’t make it?” I seriously worried about my future.
“Hmmmm, actually, I think I have some good idea on how to do that … Are you sure?”
“YES!”
Ting!
<Are you sure you want to proceed with this character creation?>
<Yes/No>
Oooooooo! What’s this?
A message suddenly appeared inside my vision out of nowhere, asking me to confirm stuff.
“That’s the message you will see very often in your new world, just focus on what you want to choose” the God explained.
“Woahhh! Impressive! Ok … focus … focus ….”
Ting!
<Character creation completed! Welcome to Online, Thunder_xXx_Thunder. Rainbowshifting in ten … nine… eight…>
“Bye bye, Demon Lord Gruragaramograd!” the God said his goodbye to me, waving his hand.
“Ok! Bye bye old man! Thanks for everything!” I replied with a cheerful voice.
"Take care! And don't come back!"
Of course!
Fuck yeah!
<...one!>
Swoooosh!
Just like that, I was sucked into a black hole full of rainbows.
And following that, my soul slowly descended upon the world named Online...
… into a tiny fluffy ball of fur.
Ting!
<Reincarnation phase: Succeed>
This is adorable.
Wtf is dis
Awesome
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