<Protip #2: Beware of Crimson Demons. They can use explosives>

 

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I was laying down on the ground watching rays of sunlight passing through layers and layers and layers of leaves, eavesdropping birds’ communication while thinking about what to do with the cute baby ladybug landed on top of my little lubricated nose...

 

Suddenly,

Bbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Whoahhh! Did my belly just speak? I startled.

And then it happened again!

Bbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Even louder than the first!

 

Oh no, I thought.

Oh noooooo!!!!!

I’m hungrreeeyyyyy!!!!!!

Wh

What...

What am I supposed to d-

 

Oh!

 

Chomp!

That was a crunchy ladybug.

 

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Well, the baby ladybug was a nice little snack. But, sadly, it was not enough to satisfy my monstrous appetite.

So I got up, did some stretches, straightened my ears and wiped my whiskers clean to get ready.

And ready for what you ask?

What? You don’t know?

Oh my…

Let me ask you this: What will a bunny do when he is hungry??

Will he lie down under the sun and do some photosynthesis?

No no no no… you - are - wrong!

Bunnies are not PLANTS!

So, the bunny will go...

HUNTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. (Say it with a deep voice, friend).

 

Yes, hunting, my friend.

That’s what I was about to do next: go around and look for some juicy chunks of animal meat.

But first, I had to do some pre-hunting warm-up, and checked my status to know how strong i was.

 

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~Status page~

Name: Thunder_xXx_Thunder

Race: Grass rabbit

Level: 1

Class: None

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Parameter

HP: 15/15

MP: 10/10

Stamina: 25/25

Hunger: 30/100

PATK: 10

PDEF: 2

MATK: 5

MDEF: 5

 

STR: 1 (+5 PATK +2 PDEF +5HP +5 Stamina)

AGI: 5 (+5 Speed + 5 PATK)

INT: 1 (+10 MP +5 MATK +5 MDEF)

VIT: 1 (+10 HP + 20 Stamina)

LUK: 5

 

Free points: 0

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Loot:

Uncommon +5%

Rare +2.5%

Awesome +1%

Oh my god +0.25%

Legendary! +0.005%

What-the-fuck +0.000%

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Skill:

Demon Lord Seal.

No poop no pee.

Quick feet.

 

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Hmmmmmmm… Too much information!

My head hurts!

Let’s forget it!

 

Next!

When I thought about hunting, I immediately knew that I needed to have it.

Weapons!

So, I decided to make my first tool.

 

I looked around for material, and instantly found a stick that happened to be right next to me.

What a coincidence! I thought.

 

I picked it up.

 Ting!

<Inventory: +1 Stick>

<Equipped Stick>

<PATK + 1>

Aha!

So I even get these messages when picking things up!

And my physical attack went up when i held the stick in my hand!

 

Cooool!

 

But, a normal stick is no good for hunting!

So I decided to chew the stick to make a pointy end.

 

<Inventory: -1 Stick +1 Pointy Stick>

<Equipped Pointy Stick>

<PATK + 2>

 

So coooooool!

 

You know what? Let’s make a stick with two pointy ends.

 

<Inventory: -1 Pointy Stick +1 Two-ended Pointy Stick>

<Equipped Two-ended Pointy Stick>

<PATK + 4>

 

So FUCKING Coooooooool!

 

Yes! More pointy ends!

 

@#$@#!##$%^#$

 

Tadaaa!

 

<Equipped Ten-ended Pointy Stick>

<PATK + 20>

 

Well, I wanted to make more pointy ends, but if I kept doing it like this, it might not be a stick anymore.

Therefore, I decided to stop.

 

BUT!

Mehehehe!

You know what?

Two is always better than one!

So I picked up another stick.

 

<Inventory: +1 Stick>

 

And then, I did the same thing...

 

@#$@#!##$%^

 

<Equipped Ten-ended Pointy Stick>

 

And thus, with the two sticks in my hand, I felt so invincible! 

Rarrrr!!!

 

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I went around looking for my prey.

It was a really massive forrest, with many kinds of plants, mushrooms and insects.

The flowers were awesomely beautiful too.

 

But unluckily, I couldn’t find anything for my dinner…

 … until I arrived at ... a HUGE swamp!

 

Ribbit~

Ribbit ribbit~

Ribbit~

Ribbit ribbit ribbit~

Ribbit~

 

Oh my god…!

 

You won’t believe what i’m about to tell you.

That swamp…

Was full of giant frog !

 

What?

Not surprised?

Nevermind.

 

Anyways, that swamp was full of giant frog, and by giant, I mean really really big frogs!

Even the smallest ones were bigger than a normal house!

 

Of course, not a rabbit house!

A human house!

 

Oh, you ask why did I know that?

Because there were humans hunting for frogs in the swamp too!

 

Yes, a young couple was fighting their battle of death!

So I decided to hide behind a leaf and watched the scene, as I wanted to learn about the combat style of these frogs.

 

And suddenly…

 

CHOMP!

 

“Noooooooooooooo!!!!!! WateRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!”

One giant frog just ate the girl named WateR.