Epilogue 1 – Honeymoon Tour (Part 1)
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The endless sea blended into the distant sky.

Blue waters beat the golden sand slowly and rhythmically, playing with tourists' pale feet.

On the beach, gorgeous women with strangely coloured hair were playing volleyball, and their piercing laughter beat constantly against the eardrum.

On a beach chair, Yang Wei lay with a parasol above her head. She breathed out the salty sea breeze, reached for a glass of lemonade on the table, and took a sip from an exaggerated straw.

She let out a sigh of satisfaction from the bottom of her heart. This felt just like filming a movie!

Yang Wei imagined herself as a Hollywood actress, and positioned her big sunglasses on her face just so.

A beautiful brown-haired woman walked past and sat on the beach chair beside her. She looked at Yang Wei sideways, her eyes sweeping over the diamond ring on her finger, and then smiled, "Here for your honeymoon, too?"

"Yes," Yang Wei nodded. She had given birth to Curly-baby in January, and was finally able to take a honeymoon with Qi Xiao Yan, two years late.

Although she had just given birth to a child, as she was not out of shape she had dared to choose this seaside resort for her holiday.

When the other saw Yang Wei nod, she said in a familiar manner, "My husband and I are honeymooning here too! Honestly, I didn't want to go so far, why couldn't we have just gone to our own island. Two people in a seaview villa, isolated from the world... isn't that what a honeymoon is?"

Yang Wei's mouth twitched. She forced out a strained grunt in answer.

Seeing her mediocre reaction, the lady persisted, "However, my husband feels it's inconvenient. He just has to have the freshest vegetables every day. When one's on the island, they have to be air-lifted in by our helicopter every morning, too troublesome!"

Yang Wei no longer even wanted to give a perfunctory answer. All she wanted to know was why, sitting here alone, she could meet such dazzling people everywhere?

Brown-Haired Lady, not noticing Yang Wei’s emotions, was completely immersed in her own world. “Well, at least not as many banks call me here to offer their diamond cards. Last time, a bank told me that if I got one they'd provide cleaning services free of charge, but the area they offered was only 200 square meters! Isn't that cheating a person? What's the point of just cleaning a bathroom?"

Yang Wei: "..."

Why shouldn't she go down for a swim?

Just as she was about to, a man walked over by the beach.

Yang Wei could clearly feel the emotions of the lady around her, and even suspected that she would wolf-whistle on the spot.

"That's just the best." Brown-Haired Lady took a sip of the lemonade on the table, but her eyes never budged from the man. "What long legs, and those sexy lines... He's wearing a top, but I'll bet he's ripped. I can just imagine his six-pack."

She winked mysteriously at Yang Wei. "Wonder how long he is?"

Yang Wei almost choked on her saliva. "......do you mean in his normal or special form?"

Brown-Haired Lady covered a laugh. "Normal."

"About 120 cm."13'9" for the Americans among us

Shocked, Brown-Haired Lady exclaimed, "Not even Europeans-- no, no human's that long!"

Yang Wei blinked innocently. "No way! Some Europeans are over two meters26'5" tall. A leg length of 120 cm is nothing."

Brown-Haired Lady's mouth twitched. "Legs? You're talking to me about the legs? What are the normal and special forms of legs?"3The third leg, Yang Wei!

"Normal is upright, of course. The special form is squatting."

Brown-Haired Lady: "..."

Yang Wei admired her colorful expression, then took off her sunglasses and asked, "Do you like that man a lot?"

"What woman wouldn't? Let's not mention his body, just his face satisfies fantasies."

Yang Wei stood up from the beach chair and gave her a smile. "That's my husband."

Brown-Haired Lady: "..."

Yang Wei ran over to Qi Xiao Yan joyfully, took his arm intimately, then turned back to wave to the brown-haired lady.

Brown-Haired Lady: "......"

Qi Xiao Yan placed his shirt around her shoulders and they walked together toward the sea. "Just who was that?"

Yang Wei shook her head. "No idea. As soon as she came over she started talking about her helicopters. "

Qi Xiao Yan:" ...... "

Holding onto his arm, Yang Wei suddenly looked up at him with a smile, "But luckily, I have an excellent husband to show off back at her!"

Qi Xiao Yan froze, then let out a low laugh.

Beside them, a lovely blonde girl who had been playing beach volleyball ran over and said a few words in English to him. Standing to the side, Yang Wei listened carefully. The gist of it was that she was inviting Qi Xiao Yan to play beach volleyball with them.

Qi Xiao Yan refused her politely, taking Yang Wei’s hand and continuing to walk along the beach.

The salty, humid sea breeze blew back Yang Wei's dark hair once again, and she raised a hand, pushing the hair flying about her face behind her ears. With a smile, she asked Qi Xiao Yan, "Curly-bae, do I look like a supermodel having a photoshoot by the seaside?"

Qi Xiao Yan looked at her silently for a moment before replying, "If it's what you want to hear, I don't mind telling a few lies to inflate your ego."

Yang Wei: "..."

You were supposed to be a little prince saying beautiful words of romance! After Curly-baby was born, everything changed!

She turned to face Qi Xiao Yan and curled up her lips to vow, "When I go back, I'm going into the entertainment industry. I'll strike up all kinds of gossip with lots of little fresh meat. You're going to watch and cry in front of the television set!"

"Darling, don't you know that signing a contract requires the consent of a guardian? I won't sign."

Yang Wei: "..."

A panicky Professor Qi was so insincere. Even if he called her his little darling, was she his kid?

Seeing her frown, he bowed his head to kiss her forehead, a little smile in his eyes. "My darling is the most beautiful, more than any supermodel."

"Hmph." Yang Wei glanced over at him. "You're here at the beach to feast your eyes on sun, surf and bikinis."

Qi Xiao Yan looked over her t-shirt and denim shorts, and said, puzzled, "A bikini? Why don't I see it?"

Yang Wei lifted an eyebrow, and a corner of her mouth quirked up. "Wanna see? Then I'll go back to the hotel and change!"

"Don't you dare." He took her hand, a warning in his tone.

Across from them ran two gorgeous bikini-clad girls carrying inflatable swimming rings. Yang Wei sighed in his ear, "Sure enough, it's different looking at someone else's wife and having others look at your wife."

Qi Xiao Yan tipped up his mouth a little, and said nothing.

The two walked along the beach for a while, covering their feet in sand washed up by the waves and attaching to their wet skin. Tired of walking, Yang Wei wanted to find a place to sit. Qi Xiao Yan mulled it over, then proposed in a straightforward and honest manner, "We should go back to the hotel. I really want to see it."

Yang Wei: "..."

It went without saying exactly what he wanted to see.

Yang Wei had indeed brought a swimsuit that tied behind her back, but hadn't gotten the chance to wear it.

Now, changing into it in the bathroom, she felt like it was rather too revealing. She was too embarrassed to wear it, even just in front of Qi Xiao Yan.

Seeing that she had been inside for a long time without emerging, Qi Xiao Yan knocked on the bathroom door, "Darling, haven't you changed yet?"

Yang Wei's eyes flickered. Really, Professor Qi was just a cultured pervert.

Slowly, she opened the door and stepped out. In the instant Qi Xiao Yan saw her, and his eyes fell to the swimsuit, she felt his shock like an explosion.

Her whole being a little uncomfortable, she allowed him to run his hot eyes over her, almost forcing her back into the bathroom.

"I'd better change back to a t-shirt," Yang Wei said, and made to retreat, but was immediately caught and pressed to the wall.

He was so close, so oppressive that their noses were almost touching. "I didn't expect Professor Qi to enjoy kabedon."4https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabedon

Qi Xiao Yan lowered his gaze, his long eyelashes like a fan obscuring his eyes. "I'll do more than that."

His voice echoed in her ear, and his lips were soft on hers. As he covered her mouth over and over again, his hands groped her through her swimsuit.

Yang Wei felt her back land on the soft bed, and found that without her knowing, they had made their way there. As Qi Xiao Yan was doing his best to remove the inconvenient scraps of cloth she was wearing, the cell phone began ringing from who knows where.

At that moment, Qi Xiao Yan was in an excellent mood and not at all inclined toward answering the phone, but tireless sound of the ringtone was that which Yang Wei had set especially for Curly-baby.

"Curly-bae, it's definitely from my mom." When they had come here for their honeymoon, they had thrown Curly-baby ruthlessly to Mother Yang for babysitting.

Qi Xiao Yan raised his head a little and dug the phone out from under a pillow. Reaching out, he picked up the call, all the while continuing to remove Yang Wei's swimsuit. "Oh, Curly-baby, miss Daddy?"

Curly-baby was not yet able to speak at this point, only able to make a few meaningless sounds. But when he heard his father's familiar voice, he giggled.

"Mommy is sleeping, she can't talk to you right now." As he was saying this, he finally stripped off Yang Wei's swimsuit and tossed it on the floor.

Yang Wei: "..."

This is what your father is really like.

On the other end of the call, Curly-baby seemed to understand. His voice became lethargic, and the phone was quickly transferred to Mother Yang. Qi Xiao Yan asked a few questions about Curly-baby's condition before hurriedly ending the call.

Turning off the phone and stuffing it back under the pillow, he leaned over to kiss Yang Wei. Her body was sensitive and hot to his touch. Professor Qi satiated himself in broad daylight, and Yang Wei could only think that all that was left in the world was merely his overwhelming kiss, and his heavy, sexy breath on her body.

After taking a shower, she changed back to a t-shirt and shorts. Emerging from the bathroom together with her, Qi Xiao Yan slid his arms about her waist and kissed her mouth. "Darling, you hungry? Want to eat something?"

"Mmm." Yang Wei rubbed her stomach, seeming a little tired. Qi Xiao Yan pulled her from the room, sliding the keycard into his pocket.

The two had something to eat in the hotel restaurant, and Yang Wei seemed to have regained her strength afterward, clamouring to go to the beach and watch the sunset.

Naturally, Qi Xiao Yan could only accompany her.

By the time they arrived at the beach, the afternoon crowd had dwindled, but there were still a few tireless folk playing beach volleyball.

Yang Wei and Qi Xiao Yan made their way down, and she suddenly knelt to draw in the sand like a high school student.

Standing to one side, Qi Xiao Yan watched her draw. A big umbrella first, then a Q-version5chibi of a curly-haired boy on the left, and a dark-haired girl on the right. When she was done, she wrote the character 'Curl' over the boy’s head with a finger, and 'Darling' over the girl's.

"Ha, how's that! Aren't I great?" Yang Wei admired her masterpiece and looked forward to Qi Xiao Yan's praise. He praised her politely, "You're also great in other places."

Yang Wei pressed her lips together. There was always that illusion of being taken liberties of by Professor Qi.

She cuddled up to him with a smile. "Curly-bae, take a photo of my masterpiece before it gets washed away by the sea."

Qi Xiao Yan had not brought his camera. He could only pull out his phone and say, "I only have a phone."

"That's fine! Take a shot."

Qi Xiao Yan pulled his phone out and took a few shots of the graffiti, conveniently capturing a couple of its artist in the process. Just as he finished, the waves swept over, washing her artwork away.

Strangely annoyed, she held onto him and they sat down side by side by the sea.

There were tourists playing in the ocean, and young children running about carrying their swimming rings. Far away, a young boy approached to the shore with a surfboard. Although he was not surfing, the scene still attracted the screams of a few girls.

Who told him to have such a good face? Yang Wei thought.

After they had sat there for a while, nearly all the tourists in the sea had left. Only the beach volleyball players on the shore were still going strong. Several pairs of couples walking together could be spotted, all of whom seemed to be dedicated to enjoying the sunset.

As time passed by slowly, the sun sank gradually into the west, dying the sea orange as if it were a slow ember burning.

It was a spectacular scene, Yang Wei thought. Perhaps not as touching as the sunrise, but it was a different kind of beauty. She dug out Qi Xiao Yan's phone to take a few photos and was just about to zoom in to see the results when a volleyball blew by like a tornado.

Bam!

Her guard was completely down and it hit her right in the back of the head. Falling down to beach, it rolled around to the side.

Qi Xiao Yan failed to respond in time to this sudden goal. Nervously, he inquired, "Darling, are you okay?"

Yang Wei stared at him blankly for a moment, then with a "dong" sound, faceplanted on the beach.

Haha, did you think I lied about the epilogues? I'm afraid my translation vacation is lasting a bit longer than I thought, so updates will come out as I feel like working on them.

Truthfully, I'm having a lot of trouble motivating myself to translate these last few chapters because they're sooooo cliche and sickly-sweet. Cotton-candy is not quite my genre of choice but alas, my Chinese is not really good enough to translate anything more complex. I want conflict! I want blood! I want Fang Cheng Ran!!

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