Volume 2: Chapter 10 Lunch
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My, and the rooms, cleanliness is done now. I only need to eat now, hope something good is on the menu and I hope it is also free.

*lock*

I have to say, I am happy this place has locks that work normally. I know it's safe in the forest at my farm home but the feeling that something might come in and make a mess in my home eats away at the back of my mind sometimes. I hope to get some kind of barrier magic, I could make my own protection, I could make my own refrigerator and I could set up traps with it. I'm a dwarf so my magic learning affinity should be low, I don't have a choice but to be patient until the next life. I don't want to die again if possible though so I will live this one as if its the last.

"Fire in the hole!"

That is it!!! I need to have a talk with those alchemist.

Looking above, I can see someone peering down from the highest floor with a smile on his face. Now that I know who it is time to shield myself from the blast. I'll just hide for a bit in this room near the stairs. I would hate to have the rooms near the stairs because strangers can just barge in on you. Now that I know who the bomb thrower is, its time to put him in place. I saw him smiling while looking down which means he is purposely throwing bombs while watching us scatter from the place like flies. I won't care if you are targeting someone in particular but since you do it so frequently for giggles so its time for payback.

*Booom*

It might be a bit smoky but I can't afford to wait, I hope the annoying bomber goes out and check his work thinking no one will go out until the 10 second safety wait.

In case it has some type of poisonous after effect smoke I can just hold my breathe. I have enhanced stamina so I can hold my breath longer, right? If I'm at my limit I can just jump into some room and go out the window to breathe fresh air.

haha, I see you, wait there a bit and I will give you a big boom in retaliation. I better silently climb the stairs on the far left so he can't see me coming. Five more floors, Three more floors.

"Hello!"
"W-wah"

That look of shock, I'll change that very soon. He is dressed in a green robe and inside those robes are filled with bottles, the mark of an alchemist huh. His race is a goblin? He has pointy ears, a bit taller me, and round hairless head. His skin colour is similar to mine which is tanned heavily, not green which is more common, huh. I need to know the difference soon, it might give a clue as to how they behave.

*bam*

"W-why did you punch me!?"
"Hello, I'm a new student. Are you the one deliberately throwing bombs down the stairs."
"I-I have n-no idea what y-you are saying."
"I see."

*Punch* *Kick* *bam* *Slam*

"W-wai"

*Punch* *Kick* *bam* *Slam*

I don't care what you have to say, I just want to beat you up so you can't cause trouble me for the remainder of the day. Can you even imagine the feeling of having a very satisfying meal then as you slowly walk towards your room, a bomb will fall down that would force you to run towards the nearest cover. The moment of bliss after eating a meal would disappear. I want to relax after a meal, this is the biggest habit I want to continue no matter how many times I can be reincarnated. So please lose consciousness for today and never bother me for the remainder of the day.

"*groan*"

Looks like he is out, huh. Just in case I will hit him a couple of times again and again and again. I'm sorry but let me hit you some more, I'm a bit angry to be forced to strip to pay for my citizenship here. I'm also angry to have to be naked doing laundry, being jeered at by the ladies of the girls dorm is annoying too. Forget all that, the fact that I have a bit of frustration for being thrown into this world and being killed too. Having to be stuck in this loop of reincarnation because of my skill is annoying too. Just a bit more hits would make me clear up some built up frustration so stay still for a bit too.

 

"Ah, Satisfaction. Half an hour went by so fast."

I think I let out all of my frustration from that. I'm not exhausted but the feeling of refreshment from releasing my stress is still there so all is good. I think he is still alive, he might have changed from a tanned goblin to a red goblin though.

Does he have some potion in his robe, he might die being left alone like this. Ah, I found some gold, about 3 gold coins 5 silver coins and 10 bronze coins. Thank you for this, I need the money.

Hmm, I think this is a healing potion. It has that red colour and it has the healing and herby smell like the ones I bought back at the human continent.

I hope you have good luck goblin. If this is poison then you will die by your own concoction. Also, so you won't be able to move for today, I would just sprinkle a little bit to stop the swelling.

Goodbye, goblin. I hope you don't do this again. If you do, please carry more gold and properly label the health potion.

Time to eat, now that I have some gold coins I don't have to worry if the food at the kitchen needs money. Thank you annoying goblin, I will make sure not to think about your beaten up face while I eat.

Hello kitchen, looks like I am a bit late. There is already a bunch of people and well into the night. I got a simple look earlier but let us explore this now.

There is about five long tables neatly arranged in a row as soon as you enter the kitchen, it has 10 seats on both sides. It seems pretty small for all the students living in the dormitory. I need to check the habits of the crowd here for me to eat during the less crowded times. There are proper waste disposal near the corner, I suppose the main dumpster is outside at the backdoor. The only garbage bins are for organic and everything else. I guess it's easier to separate garbage if there are no plastic products.

The main kitchen is on a separate room, It uses firewood on a cement or clay like stove. However, that is for the student side, there is actually a school meal made by the school at the other side. There is also an exclusive cooking area for the school staff. Wait, are they school staff or are they cooking students doing this for money like some school part-time work. Either way I don't have to worry about cooking, now I need to check if they need payment for it.

"Do we have to pay for the food?"
"Yes but the cost is significantly less than outside food. The ingredients are on a budget after all, the cooks are also students. Are you new? I'm Pan from the army course."
"Eh? ah, yes I'm new. How much?"
"Every meal is 10 copper coins."

So they really are part time student workers. The meals are cheap too, 10 copper coins. I wonder if it's like 10 copper is equal to $10. If it's true then the human continent prices are ridiculously overpriced.

Now, what do we have here. Something with a meat theme, some vegetables and some bread. I can't recognize the meals, I only see meat, bread, and some soup. Whatever, the safest bet are the roasted stuff. They are the easiest stuff to make and have less variations too. I know what kind of taste it will have.

"What is this roasted meat?"
"That is meat from steel armoured beast. The steel is used for the blacksmith students, and the meat for meals. The meat is a bit tough but if the school buys the monster whole they give us discount because of that we have to skin the monster ourselves."
"One of that please."
"Here you go."

As long as it fills my stomach it doesn't matter. So there are monsters in the dwarf continent where metal can be harvested for. Is it the theme for this continent to have some kind of ore or metal growing on monsters? Maybe there are plants that has metallic properties too? Can I be some king of metal farmer/miner? No, I should leave that thought behind. I need a living I can take with me, not a long term investment.

At least the water can be taken from a faucet, I really am loving piping system. I could have hoped they could extend the pipes so each room can have at least a small shower but they probably can't because of the risk of explosions. That would be a nightmare if someone destroyed a wall and the open pipe would flood everyone below.

The plate and cutleries are made from wood. They really went cheap on this school. As expected of a school where something explodes every so often. They don't make things easily replaceable and cheap so they won't suffer a lost. The glass or actually wooden glass? No, that's wrong this shape should be closer to a mug. It's made of wood too. All the wooden stuff aren't even varnished, at most they sanded it smooth.

Now for the taste, *bite* hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. It taste like meat with salt. There isn't much of salt too. Is this the budget ingredient they are talking about? It's really tough too, it's not at the level of jerky but it's almost there. I have to take my time swallowing it too or I might get a stomachache later.

*chew* *chew* *chew* *chew* *chew* *chew*

Finally done, wow that was bad. I need to try the other food too, all of them are at the same price so I need to find the best choice among the lot. I never thought about it before since I have a farm but do I need to worry about nutritional balance and stuff? It would be more annoying if that is the case since I am buying my food. Ah, I don't care anymore. I will just change what I eat everyday so I don't have to worry about any kind of deficiency.

The eating area is quite noisy so I should return to my room and then relax. I hope my window has a good view of the night sky. The royal castle at the human continent has a lot of bright lights even at night to spot invaders and the like, the country side has no other light other than the moon, which gives a nice view of the stars. I wonder how this place it, the school went cheap with everything so the lantern would probably be put out soon, I'm expecting a great view of the sky. It's a bit of a shame that I live on the third floor but If I lay my mattress on the floor I can look up at the sky as I sleep.

I wonder when they would put out the lights. It's going to make climbing the stair a giant pain if I got home late. Actually it won't really impact me since I can use fire magic to guide me. That is one thing I won't have to pay attention too from now on.

"Fire in t--"
"HAAAH!?!?!?"
"E-eeek!?!"

I caught you this time, I can't believe you are already up and about so soon. Put that bomb down and sleep for tonight, otherwise, I will break your arms this time.

What a way to break my happy mood from eating a meal, sheesh. I won't sprinkle healing potion next time I beat you up. Ah, forget it, forget it. I will just laze about as I stare at the night sky in my room to improve my mood. Please don't disturb me again.

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