"Ugh- why did you have to bite my neck-" Alex said as he rubbed the small but noticable bite mark. An annoyed expression was plastered on his face as he put on his butler suit in front of a full bodied mirror.
The perpetrator giggled as she changed their bed sheets...again- folding the sex stained cotton fabric "Oh please, don't act like you didn't like it~ the way you let out a moan was adorable" she said with a smirk
Alex shot her a narrowed look as he gazed at here using the mirror, before he smiled as well and snorted in response. "You're hair is still sticking all over the place"
"Huh!?" She immediately ran up towards the mirror, standing beside Alex in her maid outfit as she looked at herself
"Hey! It isn't messy" she said with a pout, before Alex's arm was wrapped along her neck in a head lock as he decended his knuckles down on her head and gave her a noogie.
"Now it is!" "ACK STAWP ITTTTT"
The two had a valiant battle between one another, effectively messing eachothers hair up and clothes in the process as they fought like actual siblings.
Alexa then pounced at Alex, knocking him unto the now bare bed as she started to rapidly tickle the sides of his stomach through his suit.
Causing Alex to burst out into laughter as he struggled to escape her wrath, already starting to let out a wheeze.
"APOLOGIZE!!!" Alexa said loudly, leaning towards Alex's face as her hair was all over the place, even the cute little hair band that came with the maid outfit was askew
"OKAy oKay! I give I give! I'm SORRY BAHAHA HAHA-" Alex pleaded, which put a stop to Alexa's onslaught of tickles as she once again sat on his stomach. Her her hands over the heavily breathing Alex.
The two of them looked into one another's eyes with a bright wide smile on eachothers faces. Before the two of them leaned in closer at the same time and reached the middle with a small chaste kiss
*Chup*
"Love you~"
"Love you~"
The two paused as they rolled their eyes.
"God you're so corny"
"God you're so corny"
They paused again before they began to laugh "Is this what they call the honeymoon period?" Alexa said in between her laughter
"I think it is!"
The two of them laughed for a solid minute before they shuffled out of bed and fixed up their clothing.
"I think it's about time we get out of our rooms and do our duties right?" Alex suggested as struggled a bit in trying his tie
Alexa fixed her head band and smoothen her frilly maid dress before she went up to Alex, Slapped his hands away and did his tie for him "Yeah it's about time...don't want to get kicked out of the first house we ever fucked in"
"So you mean we're going to have sex in other people's houses?" He said with quirked eyebrows as he looked at Alexa
A smirk on her face was the only answer she gave him as she tightend his tie and gave him a little choke before she let go.
Alex blushed and coughed a bit but didn't say anything as he cleared his throat. "okay now we can go now-"
Alex opened the door for Alexa who promptly went out first with Alex following behind.
The two of them never did get a good look at the house since they immediately went to their room to do some...relaxing.
The hallway they were in was remarkably well furnished, with wooden flooring and a well groomed rug. Paintings and such decorated the walls, but they didn't admire the decor...but groaned
"Ughhhh so we're going to have to clean ALL of this?" Alexa basically deflated, leaning down as walked raggedly dragging her feet on the floor.
Alex sighed aswell "Well a job is still a job...and we kinda have to do it whether we want too or not-"
Alexa just groaned again
The two eventually reached the ground floor, but found that no one was there "Is everyone still asleep?"
"I think so...well let's prepare breakfast then- let's just hope the kitchen appliances are similar to our worlds" Alex stated as he pulled back his sleeves and walked into the kitchen
Alexa then came with the pitter patter of her heels hitting the wooden floor boards "Couldn't we just cuddle on the couch a bit...for a few minutes? If everyone is still asleep we can slack off a bit~"
Alexa attempted to tempt Alex where he just shook his head with a smile "As comforting as that is~ no"
Alexa grumbled but nonetheless stopped as they walked into the kitchen
The two of them ooh'ed as the looked around the fully furnished kitchen "Oh man! This is going to be awesome to cook in!" Alexa finally said genuinely pumped up to do something.
"This would make Gordon Ramsey jealous! And look they even have a fridge...or something similar atleast-" Alexa said as she went up to the big metal cube with a handle that was covered in some time of runes that seemed to be engraved
"You check if there's ingredients in the fridge...if their even similar to our worlds- and I'll go check the cupboards. The cooking utensils here seems to be marginally the same-" Alex stated as he picked up a pan that was hanging on the wall and examined it
Alexa snorted "Ain't the convenient-" as she opened up the 'fridge' and got blown back a bit from how cold it was, goosebumps littered her snow-white skin immediately as she closed it abruptly
"How in the fuck is someone supposed to stick their hands in and get something that has Antarctica as a source of coolness-" she said as her teeth chattered
Alex shook his head as he stifled a laugh as he climbed on top of the counters as he had a hard time reaching the cupboards for some reason-
He spent a few minutes sifting through the fully stocked cupboards as Alexa struggled to last in sticking her head into the fridge and looking a the different types of meat and other stuff you'd have in the fridge for even a few seconds-
"it seems like every ingredients are atleast looking the same-"
"S-s-s-s-same here!" Alexa gave him a thumbs up with a shaky and chattering smile
Alex hopped down from the counter as he walked up to her and hugged her to warm her up a bit "Guess we can start to cook now...what type of food should we cook for them?"
Alexa closed her eyes and embraced him back "Hmmm let me think..." She pondered for a few silent seconds
"Let's try!-"
Keep the wholesome and lewd
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I'm curious, what happens if Alexa gets pregnant
Cloning.
They're not human but some scifi-fantasy race so if they function similarly to humans in reproduction then woo hoo possibly deformed inbred baby (or miscarriage) if not tho maybe their new race has adaptions to prevent negative traits from popping up so it'll just be a normal baby or maybe they're infertile or magically reproduce and seggs is just a leisure thing they can do, lotta options really
@YungSanguis actually... the odds of deformations From inbreeding are very low, For the first few generations. Naturally, of it consumed for 10 to 20 consecutive generations THEN there's a risk of Deformations... but first generation Incest is HIGLY unlikely to result in such things. That's scientific fact, btw, it's like a 2% higher chance... and that's caused by genetic mutation. Two PERFECTLY IDENTICAL Genomes, however, Will ALWAYS result in an exact copy of that Genome... Which would be Cloning. No two humans have 100% identical genes. Not even the most uniform of identical twins...
So these two would be capable of natural Cloning.
@Darkakuahebi Damn that's f*cking cool, wouldn't their genes be very slightly different tho since they are of different sexes or am I on an insufficient quantity of ketamine?
@YungSanguis a single Chromosome would be different... but That's Essentially a non-issue. The base "code", for lack of a better word, is exactly the same. Physical Gender, Xy VS Xx, Are just A single part of A single Gene... If all else is identical, The result is a clone. In fact... Men are Technically Genetic Mutations. Yep. All of us guys are Mutants, Call Professor X, We need training!... you see, in cloning, Without the capability to introduce that single little marker, The Result is ALWAYS Female. Add to that the recent Experiments where they've successfully Changed a rats Physical Gender Via cloning, And The possibility of Performing Genetically perfect s*x Changes exists(they used the same method for cloning Organs via Pig... literally Grew a Rat-Vagina, Cervix, and Ovaries on a Rats Back, then Surgically implanted them ina Formerly male Rat... A few hormones, and a visit from an old friend later, And Hes a mother)... But To create a Male Clone, They Have to Inject That Single mutant Chromosome marker into the embryo...
Cloning is Weird, fun, and sadly Illegal to perform on humans. We could find SO MANY answers by Human Cloning Research... but NOOOO. ITS INHUMANE AND UNETHICAL. Stupid Human Rights organizations. They ruin everyone's fun. We could have GENETICALLY SUPERIOR ADAPTATIONS, INCLUDING GILLS TO MAKE US AMPHIBIOUS, but ALAS... Ethics. The bane of science.
@Darkakuahebi You're fun, I like you and yeah I gotta agree it is sad that ethical limits are a thing in science but at the same time I would rather not be experimented on personally (well maybe with gene or cybernetic enhancements if they were in the late stages of testing and relatively safe).
@YungSanguis think of the medical applications of what we've got, though. That Rat thing? Think of how many Transgender folk could be helped By that! Or hell, They can Clone Healthy Organsa and Systems, Including Blood cells... Thats a potential Cure For Sickle-Cell Anemia. Cloning Bone Marrow could Literally CURE Leukemia. Genetic Manipulation and infusion could, by Mixing in Gene's from a certain species of Bat, Create a Complete IMMUNITY TO AIDS. And Cancer? Jellyfish are immune. We could take that gene.
I know I'm advocating Forced Evolution of the Human Genome, But At our current point, The Genome hasn't really changed in thousands of years, implying THIS could be our Apex. Sad.
@Darkakuahebi Never disagreed with you, just said I wouldn't enjoy it if I was experimented on, it'd be great if we could do all these things (and also clone animal meat for consumption so that the vegans stfu lol) but yeah everything would be far better if we could enhance our capabilities, replace faulty/redundant/negative body parts or genes and replace them with useful ones and much more.
Although as soon as we have true general A.I this'll all (and more) be solved in a matter of a few years without the need for unethical research, just an issue of when it is FINALLY fcking developed (and hopefully in the right hands, otherwise we're all fcked and gonna live in a Cyberpunk franchise-esque dystopia with corporations at the top)
@YungSanguis Lab Grown Meat Exists. I've had it. It's... okay.
As for cybernetics? One guy in Japan is just waiting for 15 years to be up, so he can be approved for human testing... the injured chimp loves its robot leg, btw... stupid ethics.
And Self Aware A.I? We need Colonies on the moon, Mars, and Shallower parts of the ocean first. We HAVE the technology... (Also, Nasa has a theoretical Lightspeed Engine, they just haven't built it yet... so, interstellar Travel soon???)
@Darkakuahebi There're a lotta theoretical ways to use lightspeed travel, the energy costs are way too ridiculous for a civilization that hasn't even got a dyson sphere or something similar, lab grown meat exists yeah but it's always either unsafe, too expensive, tastes shitty or we don't have the facilities to produce it on a commercial scale and when I said cybernetics I meant the fancy stuff, not prosthetics and replacements (like deus ex, cyberpunk 2077 and the likes kinda cybernetics).
@YungSanguis Actually... lab grown meat is Pretty cheap. It tastes Okay... In fact, I can't recall the exact product name, but I recently had a Frozen Food Item(similar to a hot-pocket) that was made with lab grown Sausage(pork). It was Pretty good... not Great, but not bad.
NASA has Begun Development and Testing on their Engine, And theorizes We will have interstellar travel capabilities By 2045. Maybe sooner.
And Cybernetics will ALWAYS start with Prosthetics, though we have SOME Acutal Cybernetic Implants already. For example: Artificial Lungs, Pacemakers, And Artificial Hips. Also, Genetic Engineering Has Come a long way as well, As there's a new surgery they can perform to give Sight to the blind, Depending on the cause of that blindness... using Programmed Stem-Cells and lasers.
Mundane? Hell yes, it's Mundane. But It's advancing at an incredible rate, in 20 to 50 years we could, feasibly, have Robocop style Cyborgs Walking around... or better, Appleseed style Cyborgs. Maybe Ghost in the shell, But that's unlikely.(but if it happens in my life time that we can get our brains cybernetically augmented then placed in an immortal robot body, I am DEFINITELY trading up.) But Full-dive Immersion Videogames? Not only Plausible, but with the way technology is going, Highly likely. Because Eventually We'll all be Chipped at birth, a tiny computer attached to our brainstem... upside? Phone calls and internet at a thought. Downside? Possible Puppeteering by governments, and hackers, GitS style.
Worth it? Idk, maybe. Cool as hell, though.
@Darkakuahebi y'all had a full on scientific review here! I'm happy to see smort individuals like you are reading this...shitstorm of a book- BAHAH
@WinzumZimZam hey, You're the one who wrote a Perfect Cloning Device into your story... and with as much as they've been going at it, It's frickin inevitable. Clones will happen.
And frankly, That's awesome.
Also, Awkward. How will their new Employers react when they find out these "siblings" as they pretend to be, are also lovers? I for one cannot wait. I expect to laugh. I doubt I will disappointed, You've made me laugh quite a few times so far.
@Darkakuahebi YAY LAUGHTER! Can you tell me what moments made you laugh :DD
@Darkakuahebi also yes I will eventually reach that moment...hehehe
@WinzumZimZam mostly, The vampire... and Their reactions to her... but the Self-Arguments and name calling are pretty funny too. (For example, The entire "skirt" argument... That was hilarious.)
@Darkakuahebi f*ck yeahhhhh