An attempt at the mediocre American novel loosely based on Rush Limbaugh’s lesbian farmers conspiracy theory. Danny Kenton was comfortable in his life as a small town loser, but when a bunch of Hippies begin to turn one of the farms next to

A 25 year old failure has just found himself accidentally at a werewolf bar. He’s out of luck, and once his motel stay runs out in the morning, he’s going home to live with his boomer father. Fortunately for him, someone at the bar tip

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