I’m Blake, and yes, that can be a girl’s name too. Really, do I need to clarify that? And yes, I was a goth chick—until I died. I did die, right? This isn’t just another bizarre acid trip about a magical realm filled with gods and monsters, is it? Nah, this time, it’s far too real for that. Where was I? Oh, right! My soul was summoned and tossed into a gooey body born from the depths of eldritch horrors. A Black Pudding!

This is the tale of how my next life—a blend of dreams, nightmares, and sheer insanity—began. Well, more than anything, this story is about how I became a nightmare—truly and utterly evil, with a taste for death and oh-so-yummy intestines! However, I’ve also developed a thing for a breathtakingly gorgeous vampire hottie. I think I’m in love with her—or is it lust? Or perhaps it’s an unhealthy obsession? Either way, I’m calling it that fairytale shit! I suppose, then, at its black heart, this is actually a love story? Yeeeaaah. I like that—a love story filled with blood, intestines, and my insanity.

Do enjoy, or you’ll find yourself on the menu!