You need to even ask my  name? It's my diary! Okay, I'm flirty, fun, cute, and constantly looking for snacks, and I breezed into this world without a clue how I got here, just that I had beautful pointy ears, long legs, and strength for days.  I quickly shot to some mild fame by taking on adventuring. Later, I saved the kingdom from a dragon encroaching on the lands. I just wants the simple things in life--a snazzy apartment, good friends, and good food! But Barry is a meanie and won't let me have that!

Oh, and cute clothing, too. 

I'm no slacker when it comes to the battlefront--I love my Bahn Hammer that adapts to the situation, whether it be harming, or humiliating my foes--

Wait ,am I talking about myself in my own diary? I swear I'm not vain! Uh, forget you saw this!

--Fiona's Diaries

Brown haired, brown eyed, level headed Greg is fun! I don't know where I found this guy, but he does math! And knows laws! But he needs to smile more, his face looks so tired! Maybe I should stop letting Tucker use him as a cushion.

--Fiona's Diaries

What's that, Bonnie? She's my  Mage, and a cute-as-a-button orange furred kitsune! I keep telling her to grow the other eight tails, but then she sighs and reminds me that tails don't magically grow in, and she's happy with the one. She's my part-time mage, and full-time friend! 

She tries to teach me magic, and I know a few basics. But she takes it to a whole other level, and she cheats her way past physics. And doing heavy lifting. But man is she fast, and I don't know how she climbs to some of the places I catch her hanging out at! Usually I need a running start and some parkour to get to where she's cozying up with a spellbook or a risque magazine for hot wolf men--oh wait, was I supposed to write that? Nevermind that, you didn't read it here! (Sorry, Bonnie!)

Right now she lives with a few other friends at a house downtown, working on her professional certificate and getting a mage shop set up with a license to do enchantment work. I love bonnie, she's sweet, loving, but Tucker keeps trying to use her tail as a chew toy! I need a bigger water gun to chase that furball away from her!

--Fiona's diaries

Oh, This guy. He's the blonde dweeb who stuck me with a massive tax bill for all the loot I stole from a dragon! 

He's also King right now while King Greybeard Senior (Everyone on a personal basis calls him Richard, but he's my Ricky!)  goes on a long, well deserved vacation. This creep is the tax man on steroids! He schemes, is cheap, and has a bad haircut like he didn't pay his barber! And he doesn't like cute things, like me! He's King Raspberry, to me! Pfffffbr!

--Fiona's Diaries

Who's the bestest boy?! Tucker is! He's a sweet little black and blue furball that I found gnawing on some nasty monster--poor thing was starving, so I gave him some jerky I had on me, and he followed me home!

That's the funny thing, I was never a cat person in my previous life, but Tucker is a bundle of joy! He fetches my shoes with that weird teleport thing he does, and the shocks don't bother me as much anymore. He also is very possessive of me, and loves to play 'tag' with Greg. Greg always loses though, he's got to work on his reflexes a bit more, and maybe go run some track. I swear, Tucker treats him like his personal throne to sit on, and he's not like that with anyone else! Well, maybe Bonnie, but she doesn't like her tail being nipped.

I had to get magical powered super soaker for that problem. 

--Fiona's Diaries

Man this place is sweet! It's like someone took a fairy tale city, added a coat of mostly modern stuff, cranked it up to 11 with the magic, and blasted it with sugar! No cars, but then they have automagic carraiges--that's not a pun, either! The palace is cool, too, with the stained glass windows, pretty blue and white spires, and the gardens. But then I remember Barry lives there, ewww!

There's a lake that smells a little fishy on the northern edge that leads to the mountains, and main gates out to the south, west and east. It's cozy, and the outskirts got some harvest fields and some light forest! It's not as safe, though, little booger monsters eat the crops, and try to eat the people! It's okay though, I get to make boots out of the monsters that pop up! Ugly, mean monsters get turned into cute, cozy, fashionable boots!

--Fiona's Diaries