So you want to rule the world?
Well, we cant all be born the descendant of a long dead vampire king.
And, say you do happen to be descendant of a long dead vampire king, with inert, dormant blood(it wouldn't be too crazy, my great grandpa really got around), we can't all be seduced and turned by a vampire looking to restore his progeny to grace.
But you have a fleeting shot, and in this memoir, I'll tell you how I took the keys to the kingdom.
Lesson one: the poor men build, and the rich men take.
(Theme: Empire building)