I'm sure, I definitely died, but I found myself talking to an old man who baselessly claims to be God.
He tells my broken little soul, like in occasional generic isekai novel scenarios, he accidentally destroyed my puny human body. He said 'sorry' a few quick times, and told me I could reincarnate into another world. Yeah, of course I agreed to his generous offer like any sensible person would and I became some kind of white-colored dragon.
God offers me the basic job of preventing overpopulation of monsters in one of these game-like RPG isekai worlds with magic and stuff for a while. Sounds fun.
TOP Favorite Reviews (Since Chapter 19):
"...absolute clusterf**k of a story..." - Demon69 (10/19 chapters) (1/5 stars)
Thank you so much for viewing my story!!! I'll use this supportive review to throw out a few disclaimers.
I don't remember trying to insert Fourth Wall Breaks... Maybe that's my mistake. Maybe I'm trying too hard to realistic. Obviously someone would've read a light novel or two before death...? Maybe not. At least to myself... they don't seem like fourth wall breaks. Not everyone thinks the same way. My fault for that. Nor is it obvious at all that the Main Character here has actually been an isekai fan for a while.
Contrary to popular belief--I don't believe people are here because of 'funny sh*t and fourth wall breaks.' I myself do not know what they're here for. I wont waste anyone's time trying to find out. I only continued this novel after a 2 year hiatus because I felt like doing so. Not because of popularity bursts. Not that I remember any actually big popularity bursts. But because all I wanted was a random isekai for the characters to do whatever.
Please don't expect, or treat any part of my novel like actual attempts at 'funny sh*t' or 'fourth wall breaks.' Instead, you could laugh at, mock the damn protagonist. 'Hahaha... this guy... his sense of humor... Blegh, ew... disgusting.'
If you really wanted to treat this like some kind of tryhard novel, then at least look at the 'sh*t' side. Most things that the Main Character does will be 'sh*t' and possibly unproductive.
I am at least aware enough to know that tryhard attempts at 'funny sh*t' do not contribute at all to 'funny sh*t'
But he's right about one thing else...!! There's no sense of direction. This novel will go wherever possible.
Please don't expect any kind of big, coherent plot. To potential readers--please understand--the type of Slice of Life I'm going for is the type of Slice of Life that cares nothing about a life-changing, heart-wrenching plot. It is the basic, undeveloped Slice of Life. Don't expect any huge struggles. Don't expect yourself to understand anything that's going on. You're not supposed to. I can stay very true to the title... 'I Decided to Destroy anything I Wanted to Destroy.' That does not exclude your understanding.
Thank you for your understanding.
Absolute clusterf**k of a story. No sense of direction, tries to be funny, fails, fourth wall breaks everywhere which can be funny and smart if implemented correctly but isn’t here. It turns into a clusterf**k at chapter 5. Before that, it’s actually comprehensible. Now I have no idea what happened for the author to suddenly snort several pounds of cocaine before every new chapter but it’s probably because of a sudden burst of popularity which misled the author to believe that people are here because of the funny sh*t and fourth wall breaks. This is actually pretty evident in the newer chapters as they have a fraction of the views on older chapters. A great story with lots of potential ruined early on.
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I
love
this
Story
Scribblehub is better than Webnovel try to change my mind and I will verbally annihilate you
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Raw, unfiltered, crackhead story writing with barely any form or sense of sanity behind each chapter. Now, the story is completely self-aware with what it's doing, and I can't even point out if that's a good or a bad thing, but either ways, I love it.
How many more troupes and cliches will it mention and go through before it starts getting out of hand? No idea, but I'm all for it and would personally want to see just how chaotic the story becomes. (Don't mind my weird formatting, I'm not that well-educated in how to write a neatly formatted review for this site.)
Oh, right, a review. Okay. (Contains a hint of bias, probably, but mostly future expectations).
Overall, your raw and completely sarcastic, generically overpowered and carefree but completely self-aware, light-hearted story (so far, at least). Definitely not to be read and taken seriously, else you might just reduce your lifespan by a significant amount trying to comprehend and analyze it. I do have a bit of a suggestion for the author though, and it's to possibly consider having a consistent but not overly-enforced update, or chapter release, schedule (Which would at least alleviate some anxiousness from the avid and patient fans of the story). Anyways, one last thing to note is that all of these remarks could be subject to change mainly due to how young the story is (minus the year long hiatus). I could and may be bothered to update my review later on if it continues to grow. Happy reading, everyone!
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This is my first review, but I just had to make one for this story.
This story isn't for anyone looking for something serious. As the author noted:
"I can stay very true to the title... 'I Decided to Destroy anything I Wanted to Destroy.' That does not exclude your understanding." Is infact true, because I cannot understand the story. In my opinion, there's not much of a need to have an coherent story to make it a fun read.
How's the plot and world building you might ask. what's that? is it edible? I recommend going into this with no expectations, because it will destroy those as well.
But nevertheless, this is one of those gems that doesn't follow your typical isekai meta, but makes fun of them. It is also one of the few stories that has actually made me laugh because of the absurdity of everything.
The protagonist and the 'god' has their charms of their own. Their interactions with each other never fails to be entertaining.
I can't figure out what else to write, so have my rating: Chaotic novel, 10/10.
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This
Is
Amazing.
It is one of the novels that nobody knows but is super enjoyable.
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This story makes little to nonsense half the time that you are reading, but I do find it so ridiculous that it ends up being f**king hilarious
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I uh, guess it's sort of 'have to be in the right mood' sorta story? Yeah, that's the best way I can describe this uhm, story.
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