If you don’t want to be left behind, believe in Jesus.

– A Fauvist story of a modern-day exorcist.

“If the Lord Above wants mechanical fanatics with their free will castrated, I’ll help.

“I will send even the last person to Heaven. I will preach to all the sinners in the world the solemn meaning of Jesus’ Heaven and Unbelievers’ Hell.

“But leave me out of that disgusting skit.”

Watching everyone ascend to Heaven, I will proudly walk into Hell.