Now then, care for a teaser?
I ask the bartender for a life of wonders.
I should have been more careful of what I wished for.
I meet the Shoggoth in charge of my journey.
She really needs to take a vacation.
I meet the Great Red happily dancing in the Void between worlds.
The lady is nice and fun.
I become a Guardswoman in the foreign, grim darkness of the far future.
Things aren't doing so hot then.
But it does seem to be what the Bartender has promised so...
Cookie?