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Yandere Slime Priestess? Check.

Depressed Muscle Waifu Crocodile? Check.

Unhinged MC with a desire to Purge the unclean world? Double Check!!

This is a story about a failed Isekai'd Hero who becomes a dungeon. After nearly a thousand years, the man summoned by way of Truck-Kun to save the world returns to the light, this time not as a human HERO, but as a acid-covered rubber ducky worshipped as a god. His goal?

Clean the world and the filth that plagues it. Oh and kill the pesky heroes who just won't leave him alone!