The tall tale of the greatest conversion therapy con-job in the west.

Marion Carey never thought that of all things, she would end up owning a dude ranch. Nor did she expect that she'd be running a conversion therapy program at that ranch.

Of course, she was no dummy, and knew these kids didn't need therapy. They needed help, and by hook or by crook -- mostly by crook -- by con, by swindle, and steal, she was going to find a way to help these kids. Because Marion Carey knew firsthand what these places were like, and by god, the parents who sent their kids to these places were the dumbest marks that she'd ever known.

All she has to do is stay one Texas two-step ahead of the parents, the clergy, the Texas Rangers, the American Psychological Association, the local sheriff, Congressman Jeff Blesshart, and the oil company that wants to tear down the ranch to frack for oil.