Two years after the defeat of Lord Voldemort, the magical government is finally read to go back to business as usual. But first, they must introduce the newest member of the Wizangamot Council to their ranks: Lord Harry James Potter-Black-Peverell-Gaunt-Lestrange-Gryffindor-Slytherin-Hufflepuff-Ravenclaw-Tudor-Nott-Goyle-Crabbe. There's just one little wrinkle: in the place of the Boy-Who-Lived and the Conqueror of Voldemort, there's a skinny blonde girl named Sophie Evans.

This is not meant to be taken Siriusly at ALL. Please don't. Just read and marvel at the absurdity.