Witness the world’s most pathetic hero.
Kaito Aizome’s life was a snooze-button symphony—until he died of embarrassment dodging a truck. Reborn in a fantasy world? Sweet! Except his stats scream UNEMPLOYED, his courage is a solid 3/100, and his divine quest? Kill the Demon Lord

Now he’s dodging sword-swinging nobles, babysitting a duke’s secret-healer daughter, and accidentally groping silver-haired royalty. With zero luck, max clumsiness, and a harem of furious women on his tail, survival means outrunning pigeons, pissed-off ancestors, and his own cowardly heart.

Will Kaito survive his stats? Or will the Demon Lord die laughing first?
A riotous isekai where the only thing deader than the MC’s dignity is his common sense.