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I’m Always Talking To Myself
I’m Always Talking To Myself
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My name is Zach. I’m a typical bland featureless protagonist type. The kind of guy who has purposefully few defining characteristics so that people can project whatever they want on me. Like Luke from Star Wars or what’s her name from Twilight. Most main characters are like me. Kind of flavorless blank slates because we all secretly doubt that we’re Harrison Ford, but pretty much anyone could be Mitt Romney.

Yep. Yes indeed, I do spend basically my entire life running an internal dialog to no one.

Usually I’m imagining that there are people listening. Like maybe philosophers from Ancient Greece, or researchers from another planet who act suspiciously like the characters from that Instagram comic with the aliens. Stupid Instagram comedians stealing my internal monologue and turning into a wildly successful enterprise which I would imagine has a vibrant merch dropshipping arm and hundreds of thousands of daily dopamine hits for loyal followers.

I basically spend all of my time explaining random things to imaginary people (and aliens, and animals, and household items which have inexplicably gained sentience and frankly have some concerns about this whole existence thing).

Honestly, it’s both highly entertaining to me, in that it makes me think about why we humans do all of the bizarre things that we do, but also horrifically exhausting and kind of makes you feel like you’re either, worst cast, losing your grip on reality, or best case, becoming Abed from Community.

Anyway, I’m sure that I have some distinguishing characteristics, but, in the interest of hypnotic suggestion I’m choosing to omit them until I’m pretty sure that you have subconsciously come to identify with me, or until I feel like it.

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ActionAdventureComedyFantasyIsekaiLitRPGSchool LifeSlice of Life
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Adventurers Alternate World Carefree Protagonist Caring Protagonist College/University Comedic Undertone Dungeon Master Dungeons Fantasy Creatures Fantasy World Game Elements Heartwarming Helpful Protagonist Hiding True Abilities Hiding True Identity Honest Protagonist Level System Magic Monsters Non-human Protagonist Quirky Characters Reincarnated into Another World
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  1. Chapter 15Jul 23, 2021
  2. Chapter 14Jul 23, 2021
  3. Chapter 13Oct 15, 2020
  4. Chapter 12Oct 7, 2020
  5. Chapter 11Sep 30, 2020
  6. Chapter 10Sep 25, 2020
  7. Chapter 9Sep 25, 2020
  8. Chapter 8Sep 25, 2020
  9. Chapter 7Sep 25, 2020
  10. Chapter 6Sep 25, 2020
  11. Chapter 5Sep 25, 2020
  12. Chapter 4Sep 25, 2020
  13. Chapter 3Sep 25, 2020
  14. Chapter 2Sep 25, 2020
  15. Chapter 1Sep 25, 2020
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