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There’s no way I’d want boobs that big! D:
There’s no way I’d want boobs that big! D:
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God is a pervert.

I decided that after I died and found myself in heaven.

Although I’m happy that God offered to grant my lifelong wish (to become a girl), the only potential bodies that he offered as options were beautiful bishojos with DDD-size boobs, jade-like skin, and porn-star like curves. He tried to convince me to take the one with the biggest ass and thus become the holy sex princess of some freakish isekai magic kingdom, but I immediately flushed a bright tomato color and punched God right in the face without thinking.

Ah yeah, whoops.

Anyways, I think I made God really angry at me, so now I’m reincarnated in this horrible traumatizing medieval setting as a genuinely unattractive and flat-as-a-washboard girl with some kind of weird autoimmune skin condition.

Every day is a struggle, and it’s taking everything I have to merely survive.

Is there a hope for a better life at all? Even amidst this jungle of darkness, can I find my way out of poverty, meet new people to love, and aspire to make my mark towards a better world?

Welcome to the story of my genderbent life!

Note: This story is *not* ecchi! Make sure you read the tags! The story starts out quite dark!

DramaFantasyGender BenderHorrorIsekaiMatureRomanceTragedy
Adventurers Alchemy Androgynous Characters Character Growth Corruption Curses Dark Demons Discrimination Disfigurement Female Protagonist Healing Male to Female Medieval Mob Protagonist Parody Past Trauma Survival Tragic Past Transgender Transmigration Ugly Protagonist
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      New TwilightForest
      Status: c0
      Jan 5, 2019

      The most interesting point about this story is that it is planned on a large scale. It has a wide scope of plot and character development and the general world building is extremely good. The way the characters are handled shows mature thinking and good understanding of human nature. The only set back is that the plot is loosely constructed. So it sometimes becomes hard to concentrate in the story. Overall, an interesting work!

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      New HappyVainGlory
      Status: c3
      Jan 1, 2019

      This review is written after the release of Chapter 3 on December 31st, 2018 and I'll preface by saying I started reading without looking at any of the story's tags. In terms of the low ratings, I will say that I can see where they are coming from. 

      As I said, I started reading without looking at the tags attached to it. Because of this, I felt that the first few chapters were a bit off in tone when compared to each other, but wrote it off as a subversion of the usual cliches. However, after setting out to write this review, I noticed that the parody tag was attached. 

      If seen as a parody, this story falls short. While the first chapter is somewhat comedic in subverting the usual "God sends person to another world" chain of events by making him an eccentric pervert and getting pissed off at the reincarnator, the following chapters are completely different in tone and atmosphere. I would guess that most of the low ratings are because of this mismatch. However, if ignoring the parody tag and judging the story strictly by itself, I would rate it above average. 

      While not quite deserving of a five star, rating it three or less would be a disservice to the author. Overall, the story is well written. The author does a good job at description to paint the setting and events unfolding. 

      I can't speak much for the plot, since the few chapters available at the time I'm reading haven't progressed it much, but the protagonist seems interesting. 

      I'm personally not fond of the gender-bender portion since I think that the story could probably stand on its own even if that part was written out, but the protagonist's worldview of prioritizing 'tenacity' over everything else seems to promise interesting developments in the future. 

      Where will the line be drawn when morally ambiguous decisions come up? Will the protagonist prioritize their life among all else with that tenacity, or will they go against it to help others? In the end, I can't say this is one of my favorite stories, but it's one that's grabbed my interest enough to follow.

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      Status: chapter 1 – cheating is bad, so let’s play with cheat-mode off?
      Dec 24, 2018

      please take note that this review is made on the basis of the content available at the time of writing and that it does not presume to judge content in the chapters to be added at a later date, before any future edits to take such content into consideration. All views mentioned in this review are to be taken as my opinion on the work, rather than a sweeping statement of fact. Please make your own informed decisions regarding this work after reading what I have written below, and refrain from launching personal attacks based on my review.


      The marked story genres are very misleading, as it claims the story to be comedic, however, within the 2 chapters we see no comedic elements, and instead we see the introduction of dark, abusive content along the lines of physical assault and verbal debasement.

      furthermore the terminology regarding 'apache attack helicopters' and 'special snowflakes' favoured by the author can be construed as being made in jest or mocking of the LGBT community due to a lack of understanding or empathy of the same. 

      grammar is of acceptable standard for the most part however there are a few places where simple fixes can be made. Not a problem at large due to not ruining the reading experience or making the content hard to read/follow.

      Overall, I am disappointed that my first review - especially of the Gender Bender genre - happens to be a negative one of such severity. Perhaps the author is going for satire, but has failed to portray it as such leaving such a negative impression on me.

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