Sam, on a random summer day, Gets booted into a world traveling game, to appease a god. With his mildly sarcastic system on his side, what friends and adventures will he undertake?

Revamp! This was originally a text adventure where the audience got say in everything Sam did, but now I just want to make an absurd no plot mostly stupid wish fulfilment story. It'll start relatively the same with some callbacks to some of my older works that will be very uninteresting details no one needs.