Do bodily functions amuse you?
Are you intrigued by reproductive organs?
Does simply being a placental mammal tickle you?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, this book is for you!
This is a collection of lewd poems from various authors.
My husband either inspired me or helped me write the first poems.
Some are parodies of songs that I like to sing to my baby while he is sucking my nipples.
One-star ratings appreciated <3
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Original version posted by K5Rakitan.
BenJepheneT is the custodian of the Royal Road version.
- On ClothJul 25, 2023
- Bite MeMay 12, 2023
- V-Day IIFeb 15, 2022
- V-Day SpecialFeb 14, 2022
- Here I Am, BoyFeb 10, 2022
- Happy New Year IXJan 5, 2022
- Happy New Year VIIIJan 10, 2022
- Happy New Year VIIJan 9, 2022
- Happy New Year VIJan 8, 2022
- Happy New Year VJan 7, 2022
- Happy New Year IVJan 6, 2022
- Happy New Year IIIJan 5, 2022
- Happy New Year IIJan 4, 2022
- Happy New YearJan 3, 2022
- Your Mom Wants to SleepDec 27, 2021
- Content Warning
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Hiatus - Updated Jul 25, 2023
Last updated 9 months ago
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- 9 plan to read
- 0 completed
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- 7 dropped
As soon as I read the first chapter, I knew this was going to be the worst read of my life and the writer should immediately be thrown into a sea like the witch she is.
Currently I am at the third chapter and I am beginning to believe she is an alien.
Like all aliens, she plan to take over the world.
Hence we should do what we can and keep giving bad reviews till the author gives up.
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Smh this novel is so sh*t it should've been flushed down the toilet
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I don't know what to say, all the other reviews suggest I should thrash the author, and on her profile she asks for 1 star reviews, so there you go.
Talking about the Poems, Most of them are funny and witty. Although I noticed the quality of the poems sometimes drops, usually when the poems are shorter. May be it's because she raised the bar higher with the first few poems. Either way it's worth a read.
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I'd give a better score, really because those poems are not the smut filled disaster I expected. But the author wants a 1 star, so... Here is the one star. The poems are short and witty and show the one of a kind mind of the author. Honestly, I think they should be read by people who don't care about other people's opinions openly. And privately by people like me who are going to pray no one reads my reading list after this. Like, in private browser mode, just to be safe.
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-3Can we realize what is going on here? People writing poems about cocks and sword sheaths Jesus christ, what does a male chicken and a leather protection even have to do with humankind!
At least give me my sweet golden nectar that rains from the sky
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A funny, fast read for when you just want a quickie. I would add a star for not finding a haiku, but perhaps I haven't gone deep enough.
A definite one star. Just one.
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I absolutely hate it.
I've never read this but hate it either way.
I'm extremely dissatisfied.
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These are all poems that are nasty and disgusting, but hey, they're being honest about it up front, so it's your fault if you get offended by it and then complain for not reading the warning.
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