Alright, so you've been reincarnated. Neat, right? You got a hot mom, a cute sister, and to top it all off you're a handsome Noble with the stats to match. All's good in the world. Then you discover this isn't any normal isekai story, it's also a world from that cute otome game you've played before. No big deal though, eh? Except your sister is the villainess and only has bad endings.
Now, if you're the standard protagonist you realize this and bravely decide to smash all the bad ends to save her from destruction.
But if you're this story's MC?....You decide to do that, sure, but you also go out and kidnap Kings for a night of wild partying before somehow acquiring a Holy Sword and ending up in the middle of a desert stealing drugs from a Dragon.
Oh yeah. The vanilla otome game world setting this is not.
Join us on the grand misadventures of one Damien Claybrook as he leads holy crusades, seduces sexy tree spirit milfs, and journeys through the great starry sky to slap arrogant young masters. All while being high as balls when doing so.
Don't let the title and cute loli fool ya, lads. You'd best buckle in, because this story's gonna get wild.
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- AnnouncementJan 16, 2021
- And So Our Story BeginsMar 4, 2020
- Alright, Let’s Hear It: Who Raped Me?Feb 17, 2020
- Sleeping With Both Mother And DaughterFeb 11, 2020
- There’s Only One Route Toward Happiness, And That Is…Feb 5, 2020
- Reckless SeedingFeb 2, 2020
- A Date With The DevilJan 30, 2020
- After All, You Need Three Trees (木) To Make A Wood (森)Jan 25, 2020
- Let’s Work Hard TogetherJan 23, 2020
- Side Story: Absolutely Not StalkingJan 20, 2020
- Welcome To The DAAJan 13, 2020
- And We Woulda Gotten Away With It Too…Jan 5, 2020
- In The Name of Science, Equality And Head PatsDec 30, 2019
- You Sure About That?Dec 28, 2019
- Side Story: A White ChristmasDec 26, 2019
- Content Warning
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- 2910 reading
- 160 plan to read
- 37 completed
- 58 paused
- 102 dropped
At around the stealing the king and proposing to the queen chapter things start getting weird. Like, "I think the author is writing the first drafts while high" kind of weird.
I'm 100% okay with this. Its bonkers, but its really fun watching our chaotic neutral/evil OP protagonist sweep through the world like a natural disaster.
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I find myself rolling with laughter while reading this, which isn't easy to do. Recommended.
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Now this story is certainly not a good one.
It is just about the adventure of a horny teenager conquering milfs, gathering a harem and becoming overpowered.
There isn't much to do with the prime game so far either
BUT!
(Spoilers ahead by the way)
I see potential. The MC has very low self esteem. This story could change to one where he conquers a psychological shadow over the course of a long journey through the help of his harem. He would face in inner fears and demons and then overcome them.
Too bad it's not gonna go that way.
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A bit hard to give it a rating, but I gues it is average. In my case it is a bit like fastfood, you eat it from time to time and enjoy it but dont want it for every meal.
One big misgiving I have is the constant reference to other popular media, giving the story the feeling of being a jumble of other stories without its own characteristics. It just feels with these references all the time that the world this takes place in has barely any substance on its own.
But as I said, I like reading it and am curious as to where this story is going. Just don't expect a masterwork. It's just edgy, but I gues thats what people are into at the moment.
Edit: Continued reading it to see where it's going. Got worse and am now completely dropping it.
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3/5
It's alright, there isn't really much in the way of plot. So, I'm somewhat confused as to what direction it's heading in... however, I lowkey love MC's personality which brought it up to 3 stars. The novel is not serious at all, which almost works, however - some semi-serious developments could really bring this up a star imo. Also, background context??? Everything is so loosely described that I only have a vague idea of what is actually happening 99% of the time. None of the characters feel all that real to me, 80% of the cast is just one-dimensionally silly - which can certainly work in a short story but will eventually get old as the novel continues. (So, some character development would be A+)
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What do I say well comedy's real good and the MC isn't a dense piece of sh!t, all in all this certainly has potential
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What do you want me to say?This is a very enjoyable story, especially the main character fourth wall breaking. The comedy is also good. I got nothing more to say.
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Aside from funny memes and comedic MC which I enjoyed very much, there should be more focus on plot or both vise versa or some tuff setting for MC or his lil sis, coz you can't pump funny reference everytime continuosly.
Not gonna point out pros or con coz I enjoyed this novel and pointing out things will make me focus on cons that should novel not have and to pick other which makes the point of reading and enjoy, less and less enjoying.
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Overall it's not that bad but it's extremely frustrating!
MC acts like cool and perverted but he's actually a Japanese BETA MC. I've had enough of spineless main characters when the girls around them clearly want to be loved.
In this story, our MC always spits some bullsh*t not to accept other's love but behaves like an extremely perverted old man. He's born to have the worst blue balls ever.
And lastly it needs some seriousness. Everything looks like a meme.
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God f**k, I bought the stupid book, and I really regret it.
I bought the book because of the amazing premise, but I quickly realized that the story was terrible after the first few free chapters.
Why I think its absolute garbage:
-Modern day memes without anyone else getting the f**kimg joke but the reader and the mc
-The MC being a mary sue, like seriously, the guy was ill from a young age but was apparently was a chef and a neet. While this is all good and all, he keeps getting more and more skills just because, and there isn't even a good reason why he should be good at them
-The extreme perversion, quite literally every other chapter the MC says milf, big tiddy cat eared goth gf, while this would be fine, it being so repetative made the joke stale.
-The MC being so far up his ass that he doesnt even associate himself with "Damien, " aka the shmuck he is right now. F**k, in some earlier chapters, the author wrote about how much the MC hated being in his old body because its so frail, sickly and weak, now just cuz he free he adapts to his old personality.
It really shows that the author is denying the change of identity by keeping old habits rather than by making new ones. The author only shows what the MC would do with a healthier body (read: massively op and talented body) than the one he has now.
The sad part is that the author gets to enjoy the money I paid for the damn book, now that I can't refund it.
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