He slinks through the night, stealth personified, and reaches his greedy hands towards the target of this heist: his own fridge.
Him: I’m swift, I’m smooth, I’m subtle like the brush of a dragonfly’s wing on water!
His boyfriend: Dragonfly? More like a buzzing housefly.

This is a short glimpse at the hilarious antics of an outrageously quirky young man and his longsuffering boyfriend.