[Reality bends itself to make the statements in this notebook true.]

[Note: This notebook cannot break reality, only bend it to its very limits.]

[Tip: Be specific for what matters (who, what, when, why, where, and how, for example). The notebook will fill in the gaps as needed based on your intent.]

[Warning: The notebook find a new random owner after one week passes without a new entry.]

What would you do?

(Note: I changed the title from "The Notebook" after recalling a certain movie based on a certain novel...)