One of my favorite new authors, who I am very disappointed in now, was complaining about having his work stolen and this gave me an idea; a parody! Ever read something good and wish it was better? Well here is my take on a dog, lit rpg, and a Karen mashup.

In the highest reaches of white trash queendom, a Karen unlike any other dies, is judged, and sent down to hell. The Devil then creates a personal hell for our protagonist. With each burning breath, Karen will struggle to live hour to hour as the weakest trash mob in a RPG hellscape.

But our Karen is a special kind of bitch. Her racist, abusive upbringing, and her borderline crazed ability to deny facts and rail against reality itself, makes her more than a match to the challenge. Heck, she may even be able to overcome her personal hell.

Are you tired of stupid monster evolution stories that just eventually become a Lake Wobegon episode of Garrison Keillor’s A Prarie home Companion? Well I have.

So let’s follow the path of the most balanced Marvel hero who once said; “Reality can be whatever I want”.

There will be blood, gore, and all the badness you will ever want out of a trash mob-evo-litrpg. I promise you that I will never give you up, never let you down, or drop this story.

(I will steal cover art later)

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously and/or facetiously.