Seven centuries before he became The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun was just a common ordinary Moon Elf, who made the mistake of falling in love with the world's most feared tyrant war criminal: King Gwallmaiic, The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley, King of the Faeries. Mesmerized by the evil Phooka's charm, Quaraun moves into the manically depressed King's gingerbread house, becoming his lover and apprentice, as the shape-shifting Phookan King mascarades around the Moon Elf Villages as the seemingly harmless pastry chef and candymaker: BoomFuzzy the Unicorn. But all hell breaks loose when the ancient king is driven to suicide, and Quaraun in turn murders his wife and children in an attempt to resurrect the Elf Eater as a Lich.
WARNING: This story contains graphic scenes of torture, mutilation, and suicide. Reader discretion is STRONGLY ADVISED!
If you ever wondered which of my books it was that was the bestseller which sold 57 million copies... this is it. BoomFuzzy was also the first Gay Romance novel to ever be allowed on Amazon, with Amazon creating the Gay Romance category specifically for this book to be placed on their website.
In 2016 and 2017, BoomFuzzy was awarded "The Best Gay Romance of the Year Award" and was the top selling Gay Romance novel both those years.
In celebration of it's 50th anniversary, BoomFuzzy is being released here, for the first time available free to read online.
In celebration of it's 50th anniversary, The entire Quaraun Series - all 200+ previously published novels and 2,000+ previously published short stories are being released here, for the first time available free to read online.
Yes, this is a "reprint" of a book published in the 1970s. This is not new or being written, it was finished 50 and published years ago. All chapters are being uploaded on a release schedule, but the story is already finished and complete.
NOTE: Each “chapter” is its own short story that stands on its own. The collected chapters, as a whole, tell many facets of the events surrounding Quaraun’s life and the lives of his friends and family. As such, the “chapters” do not progress in a linear beginning to end fashion, rather, they move forward and backward in time, including time travel portal travel, and flashbacks. The full series spans a time period from 800A.D. to the year 2525, with stories zipping back and forth to any era between those years.
This means you can read each “chapter” on its own, in any order, without reading the ones before or after it, or can read them in any order you please, if you choose to do so.
It’s lots and lots and lots of short stories about one character and his friends and family. Every main character with in each story is somehow a friend or relation to Quaraun, even in the stories Quaraun himself does not appear in.
I’ve tried to make sure editing was complete before uploaded, but some typos or grammar errors may have slipped through. If so, I’ll edit those as I notice them.
Note: I am Scottish, and this book is written in my native language. NO, BoomFuzzy's dialogue is NOT a made up language it is a very real world language called Gypsy Cant also known as Scottish English also known as Gaelic- if you have trouble understanding him, there are plenty of Scottish English/Gaelic to American English Dictionaries out there. American English is not my native language, and this series uses Scottish English spellings and grammar. (No, this is NOT UK English or British English)
As this is my first time uploading to ScibbleHub, I may not have formatted these early ones correctly. If so, I’ll edit and try again.
I hope you enjoy reading this series as much as I have enjoyed writing it.
Many hugs, from EelKat