Warning: This is a rewrite of my previous fanfic— Every Hole is a Goal.
Current World: Avatar: The Last Airbender
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Executed for escaping his owners, Nik met a relieving fate of beheading with the circumstances of his corpse unknown yet having an honorable end of his corpse is not his greatest concern for he is given a chance at life again. Of course, this meant Nik now worked for an organization that sent individuals like him throughout the omniverse for some reason unknown to him.
As they say, if for the penny, in for the pounding.
Nik: Wait... I'm not a prost... ehm, rental 'helper' anymore. Do I still charge?
An adventure of a lifetime, they say. One that never ends.
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Note:
1) I don't own any original lore.
2) This is the most standard 'collection' type harem novel you will ever see, so, if this is not your taste... well, give it a shot still and see if whether the other aspects of fanfic can cover them or not.
3) All the characters I write smut about will be 18+. I will make sure to tweak the fanfic a bit in that way to make sure that the story itself adapts to these circumstances.
4) If tags like an orgy and incestuous relationship are not your cup of tea, then... this may not be the 'one' fanfic for you.
5) If men and women of sexual 'socialness' more commonly termed as floozy and even more degenerative terms most likely known to you all is not your cup of tea, then I apologize once again, this fanfic may not be the 'one.'
6) There is no ntr, but there may be netori.
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This Fanfic is being edited. Current Progress: Chapter 9
- Hansel and GretelApr 22, 2024
- Yellow FlagApr 18, 2024
- The Black LagoonApr 17, 2024
- Mystery MissionApr 16, 2024
- A Little Too LateApr 15, 2024
- Sin of Lust (2) (R18)Apr 8, 2024
- Sin of Lust (1) (R18)Apr 6, 2024
- The Five SinsApr 6, 2024
- Tag FavorsMar 31, 2024
- Who’s The True Pervert?Mar 26, 2024
- Threats and PromisesMar 15, 2024
- Daily Life Beyond (2)—Hori CosplayMar 14, 2024
- Putting Mouth For Blessed UseMar 14, 2024
- Next WeekMar 12, 2024
- Only One Path AheadMar 11, 2024
- 1397 reading
- 284 plan to read
- 26 completed
- 42 paused
- 81 dropped
So, I'm 7 chapters in and I have no freakin' idea what the hell is going on. Slowest, most pointless start to a slice-of-life harem ever, possibly. In the first 7 chapters, MC has been completely passive, making no effort to use his system, learn the local language, etc... just staring out windows while some kind of timer counts down, silently waiting for women to speak their legs and give him a nonverbal to stroll up and slide in..... Seriously, this protag can just go die already; he has failed to gain my sympathy.
Backstory: MC was a male prostitute/s*x-slave, maybe slave who died when his head was inexplicably chopped off (no reason given, just a comment that his body was likely processed for necrophilia by a twin-tailed redhead) ; then, he wasn't sure he wanted to be reincarnated. Author did a crap job explaining his back-story or reasons for us to care about him at all. His soul was isekaied for unknown reasons (hidden from readers). He was dumped from the sky, naked, headfirst, unconscious in a strange land, in front of people in the middle of the city. He has some kind of very rudimentary system, possibly only a store for skills (no quests, no stats). He has zero ability to speak the local language, so there is no meaningful dialogue. However, he does have the power of being angelically good looking with a huge @#$# to such a ridiculous fantastic degree that random married women on the street become sluts and shy schoolgirls who see him want to immediately take him home, get naked, and throw themselves at his @#$% for no good reason. (Keep in mind that he can't speak their language or communicate with them at all. Yet, the story actually has the police directing women to stay away from him because he is too good looking, and discuss how their wives must not be allowed to see him because they will all turn into zombie-slut-bitches and cheat on their husbands.)
WTF pointless, plotless half-@ss-system, ridiculous behavior, lame wish fulfillment BS is this?!!... pass on this novel. NEXT!
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The reviews here really don't do the story justice at all. The story is definitely taking its time, but I wouldn't say that any of it is necessarily unimportant, even in the first world he drops into. At least in terms of character growth, Nik's start is definitely there. It's subtle, but his character and goals subtly shift as he goes through different experiences.
As for the Avatar world, it's interesting, but it's definitely taking its time. A generous amount of slice of life and lewd moments. If you aren't interested in that... I dunno why you'd want to be reading an 'adult harem' story, honestly. The custom lore and 'what if' of the story definitely takes you for a spin.
A warning though, Nik's past is definitely not a pleasant thing to read about, so steel your heart for that. Like s*xual abuse and general abuse of a minor to an extreme degree.
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It's much better at some parts compared to the previous version. But it also became much boring too, compared to other version. The personality of the MC, the FL, the plot. Maybe this will change when goes to another world.
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Whew, I remember the previous version of this. Quite like it but then the author decided to make an ntr of himself by making clones of himself. Which I heavily disagreed with. Hopefully he won't make the same mistake again here.
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Seriously good story but yea its a slow paced one.
Not sure if a re-write was necessary but hey more harem fanfic stories are always welcome for me!
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