[Welcome back my Terran brethren, it's been a while. This installment of Tech-priest machinations is based on a concept I've had rolling around in the old hippocampus since I first read S.E.S last year. And said idea is none other than: what would happen if you took a middle-aged dude and put him in a similar circumstance to Alexander? Can I guarantee the plot won't end up sounding contrived; nope, not at all. But at the end of the day, this is just a thinly veiled s.h.i.t.p.o.s.t. so keep that in mind.]

A tale of strife, violence, and..woodworking apparently. Witness Gordon Wentworth as he travels the multiverse in an effort to gather enough power to eventually kill the deity keeping it all in balance. Why? Because it sounded like fun.