In a world where everyone has system for advancing all their skills and talents, one young man for some reason can't access his system skill tree. All he can see in his opened skill window is a word "Loading..." with infinitely spinning round sign and a list of incomprehensible sentences: "Trouble shooting in progress", "Unable to find skill data library matching the assigned system name", "unable to connect to the system data library", "Activating system named: UG.....". What the hell this all supposed to mean? And how is he going to survive in a world of magic with totally useless system? Follow the story to see how he climbs up from being oppressed with the help of.....what the hell is this? Wait, what? Are they real people? Are these people sane? They all look mental! Is this hell? No! WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SEE?! ERASE IT! ERASE IT FROM MY MEMORY! God why? Why you made me connect to this comment section!?!?!
Note: cover picture made with an AI
The Title and the first few chapters may put you off. But trust me, it gets way better after the first few chapters.
The system is weird - at times hostile to the MC. However, it is an interesting character by itself. It forces many unsavoury situations on the MC but the fun is in how the MC and the system try to outsmart each other.
The MC is a noble, and there is a lot of world building around that.
Don't skip the first few chapters. All the cringe in the first few chapters have a good payoff in the later chapters, where the MC uses his skills in funny and amusing ways to make his life from scratch.
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Well done story. The plot progresses at a nice steady pace and characters actually have some depth to them. Minor grammatical errors and typos, but nothing directly off-putting and it improves as the story goes on. There is a strong dichotomy between the MC and the System, where the MC is noble and virtuous while the System is anything but. The story does have some R-18 chapters, so if that isn't your cup of tea don't start drinking it.
Discussing the R-18 chapters, they are well put together and I found them actually endearing. The main character actually cares for the people he sleeps with and the author manages to show this through their scenes.
The biggest issue I have with the novel is actually not with the MC or the plot. It's the fact that I want to keep punching the System's face in. The System is written well, but it's so much of a jerk I want to stab it with a digital dagger. There seem to be undertones that the System is less bad than it appears or might get better with time, but for the time being, my stabby attitude remains.
I'm looking forward to the rest of the novel, so here's to hoping it just gets better and better!
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I tried, couldn't make it past ch 10. No clue how this has Soo many 5 star ratings. 5* coming from people who pay for only fans then claim to have girlfriends. The system is a troll and takes anything funny and beats it into the ground. Story was interesting but couldn't handle the constant arguing and dumb crap made up by system/author
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Despite absolutely atrocious start. Sometimes clearly poorly edited chapters story does progress quite naturally. If you, as a reader, can stomach shaky start - please do. It gets way better. It is a story that has potential and tries to utilize it without being absolutely obnoxious about it.
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This is a plea to the author please write more of this or atleast recommend something similar
Ok so this my frist review ever I have been reading novels and books for 3 years now I don't like to review and read in silence but G damn this novel is a masterpice. The protagonist is not an idiot, edgy or some messed up villain no he is a nice boy and little by little adapting to survive
The s*x secnces are not random he doesn't f**k bec: he is some horny stupid man no the author make them really matter in the story like, plus you can mastrubate to them.
The side characters are important and interesting they exist not to make him stupid or smart but as real people that progress the story.
The world building is fun and surprisingly the author compiles little details by little until you have this very interesting world with systems for everyone, church that is not just courropt and want to rape children like most stories out there. Nobles fighting to control the people and guilds that fight to free them. Demons and Monsters that help, eat, talk with humans not the stereotypical all is white or black like this story really feel like a real world.
All of this in a +18 novel like what more would anyone want to read this like 🙏 🙏 🙏 please don't stop writing this novel.
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Weird but intriguing. I be looking forward for more chapters
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I am a long time reader of system stories, quirky ones are practically a perk of the genre and the best part about this one?
It was a system that got broken meant for a protagonist but corrupted in a screwed up circumstances to which the system literally had to make it up as it goes, using references from one world that the user has no context to understand.
The absurdity is beautiful and that absurdness starts to make sense later in the story and I find it worth the read.
I'm hoping for many more chapters to come!
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It was fine at first but the system puts me off too much.
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One of the best and creative novel. The MC really fit my taste.
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Make past chapter 10 it definitetly gets better. While the novel is called ugly bastard or MC is behaves in way which I did not expect to see which is both fun and interesting. Another thing I noticed was the dynamic between MC and the system is really refreshing.
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