While I was sleeping, a picture of the Dragon Balls came to my mind...
Me: "I SUMMON YOU SHENRON, COME AND GRANT MY REQUEST!!!"
Shenron: "You have two wishes. Tell me what you wish for, although it is limited within this world of dream"
Me: "Grant me unlimited wishes"
Shenron: "No can do, you can only have two"
Me: "I wish that my next wish can affect reality"
Shenron: "No can d- Wait wut? Ok, that's legal, your wish has been granted"
Me: "I wish that I have the power of Saitama but without being bald"
Shenron" "No can do, Saitama's power is unlimited, I cannot grant you such power"
Me: "I wish that I have 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of Saitama's power, but without being bald"
Shenron: [this seems like a humble wish so I'm going to grant him this request] "Your wish has been granted"
Then I woke up...