After years of hard work and dedication, Shorts Minion is finally getting his very own hit series!
Honest-to-God that's what this is!
I promise it's not just a short story collection, pfffft!
I'd never hire Shorts Minion to introduce my shorts on the sole purpose of him being Shorts Minion! Look how happy he is in the thumbnail. He's positively ecstatic to be the star for once.
You think I'd just take that from him?!